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Old 06-16-2009, 01:09 PM   #1
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R-DEV CHUC NORRIS FACTS



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Chuc doesn't animate weapons, he just glares at them and they move on their own
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Chuc is unaffected by the respawn timer, because he never dies.
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iTunes pays Chuc $0.99 every time he listens to a song.
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Punkbuster never kicks Chuc, rather, Chuc kicks punkbuster.
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Chuc is the only one who can fastrope from Blackhawks on any PR map
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed always enough Chuc to go around.
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When R-MODs issue infractions to Chuc, they get banned. Nobody gives Chuc infractions.
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Chuc calls in JDAMs without a laser designator
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The real reason the PR Testing Team exists is to keep Chuc occupied
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The field dressing Chuc carries are for the enemy, so he can heal them and kill them again.
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Chuc can capture your main base
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Chuc doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuc throws down!
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The siren at the end of every round in PR is there to warn you that Chuc is watching
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Chuc's Humvee can carry six passengers
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Chuc never "plays" with God mode. Playing is for children.
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When Chuc leaves your mumble channel, thank God that you are still alive
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Chuc never has to reload. Infact Chuc really doesn't even need a gun
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Chuc invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and fastropes-- in that order.
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When Chuc teabags your corpse in game, it uninstalls PR from your computer
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Chuc is unaffected by squad kit limitations
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Deviation in Project Reality doesn't affect Chuc's accuracy
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Chuc uses L-AT to destroy Main Battle Tanks
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The other DEV's added the voice command "We're Getting Wasted, Fall Back!" for situations when players encounter Chuc
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When Chuc gets in a helicopter, it doesn't have a warm-up time
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Every time Chuc captures an objective, a woman gets pregnant
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Chuc counts as his own faction
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Chuc can change the hard-coding from vBF2
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Chuc is the real reason the carrier washed ashore on the Community Event Korengal Map "Operation Noah's Ark"
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Tactical Gamer kicks supporting members when Chuc joins the server.


PR Testing Team: Serious Business.
[R-DEV]LeadMagnet: I guess that's what you get when an Irishman drinks light beer.....bad advice.
[R-DEV]dbzao: I'm Oscar Mike, OSCAR MIKE!!!!
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:15 PM   #2
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All i can do is clap there, amazing ^^




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Old 06-16-2009, 01:16 PM   #3
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Yup.. The Chuc is great.


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Old 06-16-2009, 01:17 PM   #4
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Chuc can bring down an A-10 by staring at it
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The reason your punkbusters heartbeat fails is because it just saw Chuc
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Chuc can kill with the shovel
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The JDAM is Chuc sneezing
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Chuc cannot resuscitate, his hands would crush your sternum by sticking you with the epipien.
And more!

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Old 06-16-2009, 01:28 PM   #5
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Alright, let me try...

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Chuc doesn't need a squad to deploy a rally point, actually Chuch has no need for rally points nor squad members.
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:33 PM   #6
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Chuc doesnt go to your main base, your main base comes to Chuc

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
-Mark Twain


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Old 06-16-2009, 01:35 PM   #7
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Epic thread

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If you crash during a game, it's because Chuc ran out of bullets

[R-DEV]Jaymz - If it wasn't for the F-18's incompetence, "Independence Day" would have ended half-way through.
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:47 PM   #8
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When Chuc joins a server all other players CTD


Harrod200:"Fire.exe has committed an illegal operation and has been shut down"
Raniak : "Warning: May crash if fired upon."
M4sherman: "like peter pan but with tanks"
[R-MOD]Eddiereyes909 (on sim tower) "It truly was the game of my childhood and has led to me getting my degree in industrial engineering."
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:50 PM   #9
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hahaha some really epic ones in here !
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:51 PM   #10
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i'll add one then

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Chuc Shoots civvies and gets away without penalty



Smeg: Fuzz commands a lot and promotes good teamwork, db flips vehicles, Bosco is an all-round nub, Outlawz is an SP whore, Nickbond is a friggin ninja and Rhino gets kicked for being a n00b.
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