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Old 05-28-2009, 05:04 PM   #1
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Default Omegle - Talk to strangers

This is a fantastic site where you talk to random people completely anonymously
Omegle

great fun

here's an example

(you being me of course)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Can I ask you a question?
You: you just did
You: but ill let you ask another
You: tongue.gif
You: biggrin.gif
Stranger: What is the date, I need you to be specific, day, month year.
You: its the 28th of may 2009
Stranger: Thank god, I'm just in time
Stranger: At 11:17 tommorrow morning the US govt, will activate the Skynet missile defense programme.
Stranger: at 12:43 it will became sentient
Stranger: at 13:18 it will declare war on mankind
Stranger: I need you to help me stop it.
You: okay
You: how?
Stranger: Go to windows explorer*
You: kk (didnt't do this obviously)
Stranger: Theres a trojan on your computer called system32 I need you to locate and delete it
Stranger: Its the only way.
You: yeah i wasn't born yesterday
You: lol
You: delte system 32
Stranger: No but being from the future technically I was
You: yes im hjust going to throw away £400
You: watch me do it
Stranger: My name is Kyle Reese, and I'm here to save you.
Stranger: You need to listen to me
You: im all ears
Stranger: Only you can stop Judgement day
You: yes
Stranger: system32 is the trojan that activates skynet
Stranger: You need to delete it
You: your from the future so you go and ask me on a random chance to delete a core part of my OS
You: that will stop somthing that isn't going to happen
You: clever
Stranger: Dammit son, do you want the robots to win?
You: yeah sure
Stranger: You monster
You: lol
Stranger: Billions of people are going to die
You: of course
Stranger: Your son in the future, he's a great man.
Stranger: Be like him
Stranger: be brave
You: what be brave by wasting lots of money
You: that makes pefect sense
You: what if i remove my web connection
You: will that work
You: tongue.gif
Stranger: You'll stop aramageddon
Stranger: delete system32!
Stranger: You must
You: you do it first
You: then i will
Stranger: I'm not on a computer, I'm...
Stranger: your son
Stranger: From the fute
Stranger: *future
You: right
You: whats my name then?
Stranger: And dad...
Stranger: I need you to listen to me
You: i need to know your my son
You: whats my name
Stranger: You and mom died before I was born, all I know is that at this time on this day you were using this site.
You: and that out of 1597 people
You: sorry
You: 2597
You: you managed to get me lol
Stranger: I didn't manage it
Stranger: I'm using over 1000 proxy accounts
You: very nice
Stranger: All to find you
Stranger: dad
You: also no son of mine will be american
You: and say mom
Stranger: I'm not American
You: how do you spell
You: the word for the middle of a town begining with c?
Stranger: I was raised in Cambodia, brought here by the resistence after you died.
You: as in the the town c.....
Stranger: Dad please!
You: your no son of mine
Stranger: We don't have much time
Stranger: I can prove it
You: we have about 13 hours
Stranger: I still have my time travel device, if going to go back and change history, if Germany lose world war 2 you'll know I'm telling the truth.
Stranger: *zap*
Stranger: *zap*
Stranger: I'm back
Stranger: did it work?
You: well
You: they lost it before you went
You: and now they won it
Stranger: My god, I've made it worse.
You: did you kill hitler or somthing
Stranger: Skynet is accelerating
Stranger: we only have 3 minutes
You: becaus ei heard he was the one preventing them from winning
Stranger: you need to delete system32 and you need to do it now!
You: look "son" be a good lad and ill take you to the zoo and buy you a nice choclate bar
You: stop with this sci fi nonsencse
You: it's past your bedtime
Stranger: Dammit dad, we don't have time for your disbelief!
Stranger: Billions of lives are at stake
You: no you don't have time
Stranger: 1 minute
You: and incedently
Stranger: Do it please
You: very funny mate
You: good one
You: keep it up
You: had me pmsl
You: good work keeping it up
Stranger: thank you very much
Stranger: I'm here all week
Stranger: *bows*
You: how many people play along?
Stranger: loads
Stranger: people are idiots
You: i wonder if any delete system 32
You: that would be funny lol
Stranger: I've seen a few lose connection a few mins after they said they would
You: oh dear
Stranger: well gtg
You: laters
Stranger: Live well
You: will do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Old 05-28-2009, 05:11 PM   #2
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Lol.

I believe that is sufficient. Persistent buggar wasn't he?

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Old 05-28-2009, 05:21 PM   #3
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oh yes, you get some pretty odd people. But i spoke to this sound german guy for 20mins about beer

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Old 05-28-2009, 05:33 PM   #4
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Haha thats funny, but it makes you wonder how many people do delete that.




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Old 05-28-2009, 05:35 PM   #5
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yeah, you'd have to be an idiot though lol.

Come on peeps post up your convos

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Old 05-28-2009, 05:36 PM   #6
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So i've done 5 conversations so far, 2 have started with 'do you have webcam and Msn?' the follow up question being, 'are you a girl?'

Creeeepy...

(and no, I have not started with those questions, before anyone asks )

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Old 05-28-2009, 05:39 PM   #7
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Old 05-28-2009, 05:41 PM   #8
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yeah those are,

but if you respond right it can be so funny.

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Old 05-28-2009, 05:44 PM   #9
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Had a go, this site is fun.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: Apple crumble?
Stranger: no
You: I like apple crumble it tastes of apples

After that the stranger disapeared.




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Old 05-28-2009, 05:46 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stranger
You and mom died before I was born
this one got me cracked up xD

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