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Old 07-24-2007, 07:41 AM   #1
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Default Reallife Insurgent Tips

Weapon Handling Tips from the Monrovian Peoples Liberation Suicide Front, Liberia

Prohibited!!
1. Use of Iron Sights
2. Aiming
3. Supported Firing Stance

Compulsory:
1. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta Style Stances
2. Aggressive Hip Hop Style Dancing when Firing
3. Fearsome Facial Expressions/Vocalisations
4. Coloured Duct Tape for Urban Style Cam

The Following slides are perfect examples as actually used on Active Service by the MPLSF

The ‘Glock Foh-Tay’ running stance, ensure you where pants 6 times too big and your favourite Hawaiian shirt to guarantee maximum effect



Same stance with a wonderful flamboyant flair



‘Yo Yo Yo, Fo’ Shizzle’, the choo choo combined with a side shoot, simply magical



Don’t forget ‘bring a mate’ day, crew served weapons are ideal in this situation



An excellent example of firing from the hip whilst displaying ones best game face, combining the robot and practicing your favourite karaoke song



Anti Aircraft Firing Position. Note here that accuracy is not to be guaranteed



Lying supported with Slinky Toy Option for those quiet moments



The MPLSF ‘Soul Train’ Combat Assault method.



Gardening gloves and a life jacket looks funky and guaranteed to keep you afloat. Very VERY unreliable as a Flak Jacket! Nice ‘Game Face’ however.



The difficult to execute but VERY Stylish ‘Phat Bammer Swagger’ Shooting Stance



The latest in RPG Firing Positions. The Phat and Funky ‘Batman Begins’ look. Will NOT work without the cape.



One must never neglect ones dusting because one is in Combat



The contemptuous for accuracy, one handed, full burst on auto firing method, is a must for instilling fear into the enemy.



One manoeuvre sure to strike fear into the enemy and inspire any onlookers is this method. The Non Aiming, Duck Walk, Support Weapon Firing method. Note also the subtle method of allowing a long string of linked ammunition to dangle from the weapon so as to allow your enemy to see that the least of your worries is a shortage of rounds.



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Old 07-24-2007, 07:50 AM   #2
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This gets me every time it is reposted somewhere.

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Old 07-24-2007, 09:44 AM   #3
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Very good. Excellent artistic commentary - gave me a few laughs. Thanks.
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:48 AM   #4
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The goat's mag spring is bust hahahaha. Easy way to convert an automatic weapon to single shot


"By profession I am a soldier, and take pride in that fact. But I am prouder, infinitely prouder, to be a father". - Gen Douglas MacAurthur.
-Proud wearer of motorcycle helmets since 1998.
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Old 07-24-2007, 10:06 AM   #5
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These pics always make me laugh, always worth a repost.
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Old 07-24-2007, 10:11 AM   #6
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They got balls, you should respect em

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Old 07-24-2007, 10:11 AM   #7
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I bet those guys hit more friendlies than enemies.

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Old 07-24-2007, 10:31 AM   #8
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LMAO
Nice one
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Old 07-24-2007, 10:42 AM   #9
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lol.

"Superior Thinking has always overwhelmed Superior Force."

~United States Marine Corps~

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Old 07-24-2007, 10:47 AM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Greenie Beanie
They got balls, you should respect em
No they don't, they just have no idea wtf they are doing. You will find the likes of the West Side Boys tend to be off their face on seriously class A drugs before playing at running street wars.


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