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Posted 2010-08-09 at 20:21 by [R-DEV]Nosferatu

Watch this:

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/expendables"]http://www.youtube.com/expendables[/URL]

And read this:

I have a message for those of you guys who still remembers what it means to be an action movie fan and knows that "ruthless aggression" is not a feeling when in GTA you have invulnerability and infinite ammo. Hell no! It's when blood mixed with adrenaline typhoon boils in your veins and you absolutely positively have to destroy anything that stands in your way, and you are hellbent on doing it, no matter if this is 6 ft jock jacked up with muscles, store shelf with "Grey's Anatomy" DVDs (ARRRRRRGH!!!:mad:) or an army tank! If you know how it feels then your time is coming! August 13th!

Did 00s put you in hibernation? If not then how come you, men, allowed "Sex and the City", "Twilight Saga", Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, "HSM" and tons of other crap to fill your cinema screens, your internets and your minds? I'll tell you how - because you let this happen, your minds are weak and limped, your hands forgot about weights bigger than X-Box gamepads and you are like "yeah, like... you know... whatever". What would have happened if Sly have said "I'll be like, you know, banging chicks on camera and be Italian Stallion and that script of mine about that boxing dude, it's like... whatever" or Arnold have said "I'll just keep, you know, pumping muscles and, like, smoking pot till my 40s and then ... whatever"? Nothing good! It's time for you to wake up and smell the rock bottom! 00s took true action movies from you, replaced it with plastic crap, but now it's payback time and you know what they say about payback! August 13th!

At August 13th it's time for you to decide - will you stay pussy-whipped zombie by following your girlfriend on "EPL" premiere or will you rise from ashes and go to see true men in "The Expendables"!

Long story short - grab what's left of stuff that makes you man in one hand, your money in other and run like hell to theatres because that line up of washed-up action heroes in "The Expendables" are here not for your dollar, they are here to remind you about being a man.

And I pity the fools who will download movie from torrents instead of enjoying gore and intense violence on big screen. I do, I do! Use torrents for helping your comrades to download 0.92 release, enjoy movie in theatres and come back here for new portions of guns and glory.

Peace.

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Updated 2010-08-10 at 06:04 by [R-DEV]Nosferatu
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  1. Old Comment
    justman2005's Avatar
    definitely paid to say that, even though this movie will probs be a couple hours of awesomness
    Posted 2010-08-11 at 10:01 by justman2005 justman2005 is offline
  2. Old Comment
    STORM-Mama's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by Snazz View Comment
    Nah, Your mindless assumption fails.

    Preaching about what makes someone 'a man' and what everyone's taste in movies should be, aren't going to help promote the Expendables or the action genre. I'd like to say what it does instead but that wouldn't be very nice.
    Do you really fail to see the obvious irony and/or sarcasm in the posts you have commented on?

    Btw, Nos, I'm with you all way! Long live Arnold! Long live Stallone!
    Posted 2010-08-11 at 12:56 by STORM-Mama STORM-Mama is offline
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    Meow's Avatar
    I wish they could have crammed Chuck Norris in there too. Oh and Ahnold is obviously missing. Jet Li is a decent substitute for Bruce Lee.

    Dont doubt the movie is gonna be pretty lame but still going to see cuz its gonna be awesome (yea thats an oxymoron for you).
    Posted 2010-08-11 at 18:22 by Meow Meow is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Snazz's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by STORM-Mama View Comment
    Do you really fail to see the obvious irony and/or sarcasm in the posts you have commented on?
    Yep. You fail to excuse Smeggy's straw man assumption and Nos's rant, which if any non-dev had posted would of received a swift infraction and closure.
    Posted 2010-08-12 at 08:02 by Snazz Snazz is offline
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    mongol-horde's Avatar
    Nosferatu as a russian should have promoted 'burnt by the sun 2' the same way, both films are to be of similar degree of pathos and most likely will be of comparable degree of stupidity and idiocy.
    Posted 2010-08-13 at 09:55 by mongol-horde mongol-horde is offline
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    stiankir's Avatar
    ......ty!!!
    Posted 2010-08-13 at 11:14 by stiankir stiankir is offline
  7. Old Comment
    STORM-Mama's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by Snazz View Comment
    Yep. You fail to excuse Smeggy's straw man assumption and Nos's rant, which if any non-dev had posted would of received a swift infraction and closure.
    Calm down.


    In any case... The movie was frikkin' AWESOME!!! HOOAH
    Posted 2010-08-13 at 23:53 by STORM-Mama STORM-Mama is offline
  8. Old Comment
    Nosferatu's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mongol-horde View Comment
    Nosferatu as a russian should have promoted 'burnt by the sun 2' the same way, both films are to be of similar degree of pathos and most likely will be of comparable degree of stupidity and idiocy.
    As shameless straight-forward promoter (and what even worse - Russian), I'm always open for interesting commercial proposals!
    Posted 2010-08-14 at 19:31 by Nosferatu Nosferatu is offline
 

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