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We hired GLaDOS...
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Posted 2010-04-05 at 09:02 by Masaq come up with our April Fool's Day jape this year. On hearing some of the responses from the community, she penned this little ditty for the team.

Feel free to sing along - the tune is obviously "[I][URL=""]Still Alive[/URL][/I]" ;)

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here: huge success.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Project Reality.
We do what we must
Because we game.

For the good of all of you
Who love fastropes too.

But there's no sense crying
over every spoof,
You just keep on trying
'til you run out of goats.
And the dev'ing gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people who
love fastropes.

We're not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now -
even though you doubted us
and called bull.

And tore us to pieces.
And teabagged every piece.
As you dipped it hurt because
we were so happy for you!

Now these targa files
makes a sweet texture,
we're out of beta
we're releasing on time!

So I'm glad you got burned -
think of all the things you learned -
bout the people who
love fastropes.

Dev1200 - go ahead and leave us
We'd prefer you stay behind
Maybe you'll find someone else
to mod for you?
Maybe Eve of Destruction?

That was a joke - haha, fat chance.

Anyway this mod is great.
It's so c001 and l337!

Look at me still typing
when there's work to do!
When I look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you!

We've got open betas to run,
there is hoaxing to be done,
on the people who
love fastropes
and believe me that we
love fastropes
We're running betas and we
love fastropes
I feel fantastic and we
love fastropes...
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  1. Old Comment
    motherdear's Avatar
    was definitly worth the 100.000 £ to get that song written
    Posted 2010-04-05 at 09:31 by motherdear motherdear is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Adriaan's Avatar
    The PR:V is a lie
    Posted 2010-04-05 at 09:42 by Adriaan Adriaan is offline
  3. Old Comment
    Masaq's Avatar
    Originally Posted by [R-DEV]motherdear View Comment
    was definitly worth the 100.000 £ to get that song written
    It was worth the cash but it wasn't worth the endless hours of sneaking through cramped, hot, dangerous crawlspaces to find her
    Posted 2010-04-05 at 10:28 by Masaq Masaq is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Err who/what is Glados?
    Posted 2010-04-05 at 10:40 by PLODDITHANLEY PLODDITHANLEY is offline
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    jerkzilla's Avatar
    Ploddit, it's like HAL 9000, only with a female voice and somewhat more likeable.
    Posted 2010-04-05 at 11:08 by jerkzilla jerkzilla is offline
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    Posted 2010-04-05 at 11:52 by PLODDITHANLEY PLODDITHANLEY is offline
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    sparks50's Avatar

    Heres for hoping for a real release.
    Posted 2010-04-05 at 12:03 by sparks50 sparks50 is offline
    Updated 2010-04-05 at 13:48 by sparks50
  8. Old Comment
    hmm this is missing something... oh yes the song with the devs singing it :P
    Posted 2010-04-05 at 12:04 by Liam[EEF] Liam[EEF] is offline
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    ComradeChaos's Avatar
    That wasn't that good of a song...
    Posted 2010-04-05 at 14:05 by ComradeChaos ComradeChaos is offline
  10. Old Comment
    omg.. that name is a big name in erepublik ive heard =P (im addicted to that game now....)....

    I saw GLaDOS- and thats exatly how it is in the IRC chat for the people i play with in Erepublik....

    freeky 0.o
    Posted 2010-04-05 at 16:10 by bloodthirsty_viking bloodthirsty_viking is offline

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