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woodzkiller
2009-10-22, 21:56
post your 'oh crap' moments here

mine:

i was in muttrah as mec and i was on mosq roof typing to a guy on another roof where i saw some enemies.
when a littlebird popped up over the rooftop and opend fire on me.

what i typed:
'enemies in ohcrap'
he said:
'where the hell is ohcrap?''littlebird at mosque roof killing ...(he started laughing)'

Chris_Redfield09
2009-10-22, 22:05
When the guy that just jumped in the pilot seat of the Huey you are riding types on the all-game chat
"How do I fly this?"

h0tthings
2009-10-22, 22:20
i had a oh crap moment when our squad was crossing the road and my key board/mouse froze for a while then a Chinese truck ran me over right while i was typing so i typed in oh crap when i heard/saw it coming :p

davetboy_19
2009-10-22, 23:45
walking into an enemy squad while doing recon, dropped to the ground and tried to hide. Nade landed in front of me.

respawn in ....

goguapsy
2009-10-23, 00:11
'enemies in ohcrap'
he said:
'where the hell is ohcrap?''littlebird at mosque roof killing ...(he started laughing)'

lol hilarious!



Some of my moments, well...

When I drove a HMMVV down a hill too fast to stop for a mine I saw 1 fraction of a second before.

When I see the light of a tank firing a shell in my squad.

When I was "fighting" agains a MEC APC as an Officer in Jabal Al Burj... It was actually funny, I was in a little "ditch" (like EXTREMELY LITTLE) and the APC couldn't aim one inch lower to hit me... all the bullets wizzed passed my proned body. The APC also tried to run over me. With no success, he left.

:)

Lots of other moments, but well... can't remember all of them!

The "oh crap" moment when my squad is capping a hard-won flag battle and the one behind falls to the enemy and my CO makes me go all the way back from NW to South of Fools Road counts or not?

cheers!

Sidewinder Zulu
2009-10-23, 00:12
I was in an armor formation of about three tanks, two APCs and one AA for cover.
This was on Kashan Desert as the MEC.
We were moving across the desert in formation, checking sectors, scanning for threats, etc.

I don't remember all the details of how we got distracted, but this one Bradley pops up over a hill and kills our AA with an excellent shot from his TOW missile.
Well, needless to say, all the other T-72s and BMPs rape him, but now we're wthout Anti-Air cover.

But we decide to push on to North Village, our next objective.

About 2 minutes later, I see an A-10 moving North at about 800 meters up.

The other tanks spot it as well, and even though we have no AA cover, we don't think it's too big of a threat.

One of the tank crew says "Yeah, someone would really need to lase us if they were going to take out our tanks. Most pilots don't know how to find targets by themselves."

Literally Right after he says this, I look north and I see an American prone on a hill near a supply truck, looking at us through binoculars

You can guess the rest. ;)

goguapsy
2009-10-23, 00:16
I was in an armor formation of about three tanks, two APCs and one AA for cover.
This was on Kashan Desert as the MEC.
We were moving across the desert in formation, checking sectors, scanning for threats, etc.

I don't remember all the details of how we got distracted, but this one Bradley pops up over a hill and kills our AA with an excellent shot from his TOW missile.
Well, needless to say, all the other T-72s and BMPs rape him, but now we're wthout Anti-Air cover.

But we decide to push on to North Village, our next objective.

About 2 minutes later, I see an A-10 moving North at about 800 meters up.

The other tanks spot it as well, and even though we have no AA cover, we don't think it's too big of a threat.

One of the tank crew says "Yeah, someone would really need to lase us if they were going to take out our tanks. Most pilots don't know how to find targets by themselves."

Literally Right after he says this, I look north and I see an American prone on a hill near a supply truck, looking at us through binoculars

You can guess the rest. ;)

oh crap?

Spuz36
2009-10-23, 00:40
Gunning in a Havok on Kashan, we were lured into North Village and I spotted 3 mobile AA, 2 tanks, and a Bradley. Don't really have to say much more, the lock tone went off and flares went everywhere. We dodged some AA and tank rounds before one finally hit us.

The chat filled with quotes of hatred toward us just because we had been terrorizing them for a good part of the hour. Should have followed Admiral Ackbar's advice when we followed a black hawk in...

http://norunnyeggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/its-a-trap.jpg

One time I threw a nade at a window, and of course being it PR and we have deviation for everything, it hit the windowsill and bounced all over the room and asploded in my lap.

And don't we all get that oh crap moment when we are in a tank stand off and you know the other tank has a one hit advantage on you...then you just wait for the puff of smoke and the DEAD screen...

War-Saw-M249
2009-10-23, 00:50
this was an "oh crap" moment for me and a tank. ok so I was a squad member on kashan on the usa side on the mountain east of south village. we had 1 guy with a hat but we had to use it wisely. of course one of our guys got spotted by the t-72 so 2 tanks came closing in. the tanks climbed the hill we were on and we were in dangerous firing range so our hat guy fired a successful shot and killed one t-72, but one was left.

since we had no air support and our hat guy dead, the t72 shelled everything visible and eventually our firebase went down but we still had a rally not far away. I found a crate by the firebase which was lucky because I havent seen it before so I try requesting a hat but it was unavailable. I didnt want a lat because it wasnt enough to kill the tank so I request a combat engineer and thankfully, it got located to my feet but I was doubtful that I could do anything with it.

one minute later, 4 squad members were killed so it was just me and another guy. just as the other guy was being gunned down, I placed an anti tank mine right underneath me behind a small ledge to hide from the t72. I counted 30 seconds and I popped up and put a nine round burst and kept standing until the t72 turned his barrel, I was making sure he saw me.

he did turn his barrel, then I quickly went prone and since the t72 didnt have a clear shot, I knew the driver of the t72 would try to run me over so, he drives after me and runs over the mine. in the chat, the driver says "omg stupid suicide guy!"

so yes this was a wtf moment for both of us

Sidewinder Zulu
2009-10-23, 00:51
oh crap?

Yup.
Followed by the roar of a 1000-pound LGB hitting our group of Armor.

One damaged BMP made it back to main alive, that was it. :(

Another "oh crap" moment, which I'm sure we've all had, is firing at some enemies on a .50 cal when you suddenly hear the click of emptiness. :???:

Sniperdog
2009-10-23, 01:04
Flying transport on Muttrah.

200m from the carrier.

Mouse pulls the glitch where it would shoot to the side of the screen if I were out of game.

Helo does a Half barrel roll in a slit second.

I am upside down about 25 m off the surface of the water.

Oh Crap...

eruffini
2009-10-23, 01:07
I was an Insurgent on Basrah and I just respawned so I was heading in the direction of my squad leader.

Well, I got into a little ravine and stopped for a second to use the bathroom. I got back started moving and I come up on the hill and see a Huey sitting there. I ducked back down and hid while it took off.

About 10 seconds later and entire squad came right next to the hill. I had a 5 minute gun battle with all 6 members and I ended up killing a few of them more than once. I didn't die - they did!

It was my "oh crap" moment.

503
2009-10-23, 01:28
Reloading while seeing an enemy pop up right in front of me. Crap.


Pulling up too much in a trans huey. Worse at 100 alt.

Wags
2009-10-23, 01:30
Playing as a spotter for our A10 on Kashan awhile back.

I can't remember the exact words but it was something like:

Me: "Uh...Enemy tank West of North Bunker....make that two tanks."

Pilot: "Can you give me a co'ord and a lase?"

Me: "Sure, hold on." *lases target* "Target lased. They are close together, one bomb should be enough to kill 'em both."

Pilot: " Roger...uh.........*garble*"

Me: "I didn't catch that. What did you say?"

Pilot: "I don't have bombs."

Me: "Roger, switch to missiles." *relases*

Pilot: "Nah, I got to go in about five minutes...I'm gunna crash the plane into 'em."

Oh crap.

He did crash the plane, but he managed to fly just over the tank and crash about 75m behind the tank. I facepalmed.

War-Saw-M249
2009-10-23, 01:37
Playing as a spotter for our A10 on Kashan awhile back.

I can't remember the exact words but it was something like:

Me: "Uh...Enemy tank West of North Bunker....make that two tanks."

Pilot: "Can you give me a co'ord and a lase?"

Me: "Sure, hold on." *lases target* "Target lased. They are close together, one bomb should be enough to kill 'em both."

Pilot: " Roger...uh.........*garble*"

Me: "I didn't catch that. What did you say?"

Pilot: "I don't have bombs."

Me: "Roger, switch to missiles." *relases*

Pilot: "Nah, I got to go in about five minutes...I'm gunna crash the plane into 'em."

Oh crap.

He did crash the plane, but he managed to fly just over the tank and crash about 75m behind the tank. I facepalmed.

omg hahaha I laughed my ass off at when he said hes gonna crash the plane into them hahaha I cant stop laughing

=Toasted=
2009-10-23, 02:09
Fools Road on the Russian side, Joined a small squad on TG, SL tells me to take a logistics truck back to main (From near the center of the map) and re-supply it. I make it back to main in one piece, re-supply it, and head out along the road I just came from. Somehow, when I was at main, an enemy FOB was built in the middle of the road, which I didn't see till I came around a corner. I dodged and RPG by swerving in the ditch, and then get blown up by 2 HMG's. This all happened in about 3 seconds.


I later got revenge with my squad, we stalked the FOB for nearly 10 min, and took it out.

goguapsy
2009-10-23, 02:20
oh crap.

Another "oh crap" moment, which I'm sure we've all had, is firing at some enemies on a .50 cal when you suddenly hear the click of emptiness. :???:

happens to me all the time... or overheat. :-D makes me pissed.

"omg stupid suicide guy!"

LOL!

If you were at TG you would've been kicked for suicide tactics.

But well, if you can't kill it, fight dirty or it will kill ya.






Another oh crap moment: When my squad in Fallujah West actually ran out of ammo. Literally. All the shots had been fired, most grenades had been tossed. All kits disappeared in the surroundings. We used all ammo bags available, living and dead people.

APC won't give us ammo ("too hot" - my squad cleared the area before the last "click" was heard).

What we did? Moved towards a supply truck (which was right next to the mosque). For some reason, we had 0 resistance from point. When we reached the supply crate, (we were blessed the whole round) the truck had SUPPLIES!!! WE ALL CELEBRATE!!

As we drop a crate, 14 soldiers (6 of my squad and other 8 random people) started feeding off from that very own supply crate... we were so happy. We cheered. We screamed. We smiled.

10 seconds after the supply crate is dropped, guess what.

KABUM!!!!!!!

Actually not, that was a joke (funny eh?)

Well, 10 seconds after we dropped the supply crate and 14 people around it, we almost had a heart attack when that supply crate full of goodies blew up in front of us. Well, guess that supply crate didn't have anything more than a couple of mags for 14 lead-thirsty guys!

Can't remember what happened later. But it was the first - and only 'til present - that my squad actually ran out of ammo. Literally.

"Oh Crap" was in our minds and hearts the whole bloody time.

http://i770.photobucket.com/albums/xx349/goguapsy/Semttulo.jpg

BLACK- Our aprox. path.
RED- firefights
ORANGE- FOB (which was raped 3 times, lost our supply crates :P)
BLUE- Officially, 60%+ of the squad had no ammo. All ammo bags expended. Hideout taken out north of that faithful moment.
Yello- Blessed, we survived the whole way.
Brown (?)- Supply truck!

That was like a month ago or so, so I don't remember everything exactly, but that's roughly a good aproximation.

eruffini
2009-10-23, 05:58
You are one lucky man!

Just had another "oh crap!" moment.

Our SL decided to rush Muttrah and take the NE flag. Well, we setup an outpost there waiting for the Americans to come by. Well, they did.

We watched as our APC squad sat at one of the southern flags doing nothing as 2 USMC APC's rolled in on us and literally circled around us until we all died multiple times.

Finally, they left and we got back to the same spot.. but a griefer decided it was too much trouble and TK'ed my entire squad and destroyed out outpost. So, I am the only one left on the roof of a building with choppers flying back and forth above me and a squad of Marines walking around below not knowing I am there.

Then I got hit by a sniper.

silentshooter
2009-10-23, 07:14
About two mouth ago , when i played in ghost train as chinese , the SL decide to assault the british from the fall on SE by surprise .

While i was just picked the fallen specialist kit , it's my job to throw the hook and make sure the path is good to go . After many time of trying , when i finally made a good throw and almost reach the top and just reach the top.

Suddenly i got push backward (by the water maybe),the"oh crap"words came though my mind , and fall down from top and got killed.

BogusBoo
2009-10-23, 08:05
MEC inf sneaks up on me as i snipe some guys, he has a knife and i see him, we end up in a knife fight and he pushes me off the building! lol.

Nick_Gunar
2009-10-23, 08:30
Oh crap moment:

I was on Ramiel with a full squad in a humvee approaching the city. All of a sudden, I see a mine just in the middle of a bridge from far away and I am like shouting out loud to the driver in VOIP to avoid the mine and he still drives right into it (his mike was turned on lol).

TGT
2009-10-23, 10:10
Yesterday at Karbala, I was in a Littlebird I flew over mosque to recon, immediately a RPG came right to me, I dodged i thought OH CRAP Get the F*ck out of here, so i turned an other RPG hit my tail...
Im going down Littlebird lands weird im still alive...
I watch over little ditch there were like 7 inf coming and I was bleeding pretty bad.
That was a pretty bad Oh Crap moment so I comitted suicide :P

War-Saw-M249
2009-10-23, 17:38
this was back in .8, both these on kashan

ok im in a mig flying low over the mountains, I spot the a10 and I go to engage him with guns. I blow him up, but I was going too fast and hit his wreckage :( the guy didnt see it but he heard another explosion after his a10 went down and the engines stopped so he knew I crashed into him

another one: im in an f16 this time, and im looking around for the mig. I look on my tacmap for the a10, and notice he is awfully close. im at around 1300 alt, so I pull back on my joystick to do a hard right and right as im turning, I was nose to nose with the a10. there was no escape :(

woodzkiller
2009-10-24, 11:29
i was in a usmc apc sq on an insurgency and we were driving through the city in our last apc. suddenly when we turn around a corner we see 2 bom cars racing to us. my gunner shoots one while i'm driving away from the last 1. my gunner tries to shoot it, i turned in a street, a rpg-shot just misses us, i turn again ... oh crap ... boooooom.
big red was waiting for us


driving a non-bombcar as ins, seeing an apc, driving to it, right before i hit the apc i press right mouse, oh crap, not a bombcar, *dead*

goguapsy
2009-10-24, 14:09
i was in a usmc apc sq on an insurgency and we were driving through the city in our last apc. suddenly when we turn around a corner we see 2 bom cars racing to us. my gunner shoots one while i'm driving away from the last 1. my gunner tries to shoot it, i turned in a street, a rpg-shot just misses us, i turn again ... oh crap ... boooooom.
big red was waiting for us
wow! what an honor, get killed by a bomb truck!


driving a non-bombcar as ins, seeing an apc, driving to it, right before i hit the apc i press right mouse, oh crap, not a bombcar, *dead*
It happeed with a lot of ppl >:)


asdasdsad

woodzkiller
2009-10-25, 12:12
asdasdsad

that honor did cost us a lot of tickets

goguapsy
2009-10-25, 12:36
that honor did cost us a lot of tickets

It means you guys were important...

scotty_whos_scotty?
2009-10-25, 12:42
At kashen, get shot down in black hawk,controls jam am like crap i land i hop out and theres a freakin tank over the hill am like crap again so i go back to the black hawk drop a crate grab a hat kit try to hit the tank the rocket hits the freakin rock infront of me i die and then a crewman from the tank comes and t-bags me!

BogusBoo
2009-10-26, 09:39
At kashen, get shot down in black hawk,controls jam am like crap i land i hop out and theres a freakin tank over the hill am like crap again so i go back to the black hawk drop a crate grab a hat kit try to hit the tank the rocket hits the freakin rock infront of me i die and then a crewman from the tank comes and t-bags me!


"Kashan" not kashen.

Sneaking up on two gaunless snipers who are trying to kill my sq, i use my Mumble and say "hello monsterous bums!" and the sniper turns round and shoots me in the head.:oops:

Arnoldio
2009-10-26, 11:31
With my friend, who cannot live w/o sniper rifle, even if i tell him not to take it, he takes it...

So we went in the construction site on Muttrah, got into the building facing north, he was prone, i was spotting in crouch. We hear a huey, but didnt give a damn because we taught we were unseen. Suddenly it appears on our floor level , so i was "Oh crap, RUUUN", we both turn around, start running, i got killed by first couple of hydras, chopper swings around to the side of the building, killing my friend too.

He said he saw me diying before he did :D

Rissien
2009-10-26, 12:40
Was running Base Def on Korengal. I had bottlenecked the West entrance and a friendly had c4 all over the road. East entrance was blocked by a single razor wire, I went up the stairs to look for the grenadeit whos een pestering us for the past several minutes. Gave up so I started to go back down then i hear a rumble. Rushing back up i man the stationary saw to see Big Red rolling up I open fire. He kept coming regardless I was lighting up his windsheild on the drivers side and suddenly i hear the bomb go off.....
I survived, somehow.

Another time same map, im flying a Huey like I usually do. Was fine all round, then when im picking someone up on some uneven terrein I get some lag and next thing I know I do two barrel rolls on the ground. Near full huey too.

Anhkhoa
2009-10-26, 20:50
H[=ElvishKnight;1168400']Was running Base Def on Korengal. I had bottlenecked the West entrance and a friendly had c4 all over the road. East entrance was blocked by a single razor wire, I went up the stairs to look for the grenadeit whos een pestering us for the past several minutes. Gave up so I started to go back down then i hear a rumble. Rushing back up i man the stationary saw to see Big Red rolling up I open fire. He kept coming regardless I was lighting up his windsheild on the drivers side and suddenly i hear the bomb go off.....
I survived, somehow.

Another time same map, im flying a Huey like I usually do. Was fine all round, then when im picking someone up on some uneven terrein I get some lag and next thing I know I do two barrel rolls on the ground. Near full huey too.

Big Red is not on Korengal..Nor is a Huey.
I think your thinking of Operation Archer.

DrugKoala
2009-10-26, 21:04
Biggest "Oh crap" was more like "Sweet mother of all saints, what the fuck?".

Mestia, I drop bullet after bullet into Russians, each one of the falling down, after which I call for all-out rush into the G3 bunker complex. We get in it, and suddenly ugly russian drops into my face. In that adrenaline rush I press the LMB, and all I hear is "click, click" followed by maniacal "click, click, click, click, click".

No need to say I get iron rain in my face.

woodzkiller
2009-10-26, 21:17
It means you guys were important...

yey, i need to work on that important thing so it doesn't make us lose :p

ebevan91
2009-10-27, 22:46
We were on that big map with the Taliban vs USMC, the desert map, with the castle, and our USMC squad was heading from the castle to one of the caches, and we started to get hit with mortars. It was pretty crazy.

Hoboknighter
2009-10-28, 01:40
This was at the start of the .874 patch, and we were playing Al Basrah as British. The driver of my apc says that although all the bridges are either down or the main one is mined, the apc's can now go underwater for about 15 seconds. Lo and behold, we drive under the water through this 10m deep ford. We come out the other side fine without a scratch.
20 minutes later, down to the last magazines after killing 30ish insurgents, we were at the southern end of the map by the big bridge crossing the river. We decide to try crossing the river again. We get a good point lined up and gun it. Our luck didn't hold, and we got stuck 5m from the other side. Oh Crap. We managed to bail 2 seconds before it blew up, but because we were underwater, it took us 2 seconds to float to the top and we were killed by the explosion.

goguapsy
2009-10-28, 19:30
yey, i need to work on that important thing so it doesn't make us lose :p

haha

good luck then.

SharpShooter13971
2009-10-28, 23:55
I was a sniper in kashan cept' it was a training server so no biggy but it was just an epic fail. Not exactly an oh crap moment for me but for him. He unloads an entire clip into me, but he missed everysingle shot. So at that moment he said oh crap...I pull out a pistol, reload it and shoot him right in the head.

Hawkeye92
2009-10-29, 01:54
Virus scan while flying the Cobra. :S

I was hovering in the mountains while our spotter was preparing to lase an APC near the construction site. The virus scan minused my game out. Thank god I was in a hover. I was drifting foward just barely at the time and was able to recover before hitting the mountainside. But when my screen first went black I had my "Oh Crap" moment.

TomDackery
2009-10-29, 02:06
Yup.
Followed by the roar of a 1000-pound LGB hitting our group of Armor.


I wonder who that was? :D

TomDackery
2009-10-29, 02:12
Gunning in the Cobra while behind the mountains waiting for targets. I was chatting with the pilot about god knows what, when he stopped responding to comms. 2 seconds later, he disconnects.

Oh crap.

goguapsy
2009-10-30, 00:22
Fools Road. Russian. No APC squad. :) oh crap.

We get a driver and rush to Hill 133. Capture it. We go to train depot (a feel feet away). Cap it.

We move north, have heavy resistance, get pushed back, APCs far far away, FOBs far far away...

We lose!


Wellllll this all started when the Commander joined in. 3rd time he played the game. As we moved on, welll, I explain to him that he doesn't have to build an FOB in main (as he did) because he has to use the UAV trailer!

He then learns how to use markers!

"OK I'M CALLING IN AIR SUPPORT!" he puts a CAS marker. "Sqd 4 any air support goin on there?"

lol.

We lost. But my squad wouldve deff won the game if it wasn't for the bloody lack of APCs.

Arnoldio
2009-10-30, 11:24
I was with a squad somewhere on Ramiel. Then a techie comes and runs over SL and AR, so i was alone. He turns around, tries to kill me, but i always dodge him. So i run out of compound while he was going south to get some speed, and another techie is driving towards me. The primary one is on the way too. "Oh crap".

But they didnt see eachother, and i was standing on the collision path :D They killed me, but both blew up too ^^

Herbiie
2009-10-30, 16:29
Being an insurgent on Al Basrah, flanking an enemy squad that was pinning my squad down, shotgun one (yay) and pick up his kit, run round the corner - 3 enemies looking at me, I pull the trigger. Click. Oh Crap.

pbishop
2009-11-02, 15:22
Ego Crushing OH CRAP moment

Our 6 man crew was fighting on Jabal when we lost our rally. We spawned on the carrier and there was huey and no huey squad, so

-SL- "Anyone a good pilot?"
-Me- "Sure, I could do it"

So we all get in and fire it up and start heading up the west side of the map. SL wants to drop in the hills. I tell him there is no problem and start my approach.
A few seconds from landing I go to hit the voip button and tell them to jump out.

-Me - "OH SHIT! OH SHIT! YOUR GOING TO DIE!"
-SL - "Are we hit?"
-Me- "No, I just accidentally hit the wrong button and jumped out! Youre going down!"
-SL - "AH CRAP"

I hit the ground and was only bleeding a bit, so I looked up and continued to panic while I watched the 5 in my squad spin around in a pilotless huey. Fortunately the huey landed on the side of the hill and no one died..... well that is until i tried to take off with the nose of the huey pointing almost straight up the hill. Producing the final "oh shit" of the night.

To everyone on that flight, I reconfigured my buttons so it shouldnt happen again. Thanks for flying Bishop airlines.

ma21212
2009-11-02, 16:25
Was in a T72 on Kashan and me and my gunner saw a Bradly on bottem of the ruins facing North bunkers (not the big ruin complex, the smaller one on the hill) so we he shot his first TOW and missed by a few feet. we deside to flank around from the north east and and come from the top of the ruins. right as i drive over the hill and see him littrly 5 feet away my gunner ctds. im left thier starin at him for 3 seconds till he relizes im thier and i die...

woodzkiller
2009-11-02, 23:19
lol bishop airlines

*now, our new promotion. a free priest to guide you untill you crash*
haha

goguapsy
2009-11-03, 18:50
lol bishop airlines

*now, our new promotion. a free priest to guide you untill you crash*
haha

There is a brazilian movie with a funny word play which makes no sense in english.

"Ladies and gentlemen, apparently we lost power on our engines. Please keep ID cards in a convenient place for later identification. Any questions ask our people in land, or better yet, our people bury you!" Told you it doesn't make sense. BUT... for my brazilians lads here...

Filme: A Taca Do Mundo E Nossa (Gazeta e Planeta)

"Senhoras e senhores, aparentemente perdemos potencia nos motores. Por favor mantenham seus RGs e identidades em um lugar conveniente para verificacao postuma. Quaisquer duvidas pergunte ao nosso pessoal em terra, ou melhor, o nosso pessoal TE ENTERRA huahuahauhuah!"



NEW OH CRAP MOMENT!

Playing the Beta version, as an SL, going to revive my squad (I was the last one alive). They were all inside the same foxhole. As I'm healing one of them, we hear some noise, A USMC jumps into the foxhole and knifes one guy. I had already switched to my gun. Bye beach! *click click click* oh crap. Knifed. :(

PFCWashburn
2009-11-05, 17:26
Mine was on Assault on Mestia as a Chechen medic. We had made the epic defense of west objective, managing to build two 50 cals and all the possible foxholes we could build on top of the warehouse. The whole game consisted of us defending this literal castle from the Russians. Me, being a medic, was tasked with keeping my well-trusted squad alive. About ten minutes after we built this castle, we started taking fire from these bunkers about 200m away, and this was all fine, i managed to revive a few that got hit, but eventually they decided to storm the warehouse itself. They managed to get inside, and were decimating everyone below us.

But, my real oh crap moment was when they had decided to throw multiple grenades up on the roof, and we had all scrambled to get into our foxholes, two of my teammates got hit, and I had to jump out of my foxhole to get them, as an APC was blasting the hell out of our position. i managed to avoid being hit by tracers literally an inch from my face and revived both members, and as this happened, we could hear multiple grappling hooks being set up, so we had to get out of our foxholes and shoot the climbers while this APC was shooting at us and there was smoke and explosions everywhere and the ultimate oh crap moment was healing someone and turning around to find a Russian submachine gun in my face which i had no clue how he got up there.

all in all it was an epic defense and an epic death

MendozaMan
2009-11-06, 17:58
When me and a fellow US armor squad were at the village north of the MEC main on kashan (can't remember the flag name), all chilling and cooling out with 3 abrams, a few bradleys and a shitload of hummers and trucks, making a fort and all.

My tank squad decides to patrol the outskirts of the village, when I look up (I was an abrams gunner) and see a low-flying MEC fighter jet going for the village.

"JET ABOUT TO BOMB THE VIL-"

He drops a 1000 pounder, unguided none the less and manages to miss the clusterfuck of armor and infantry by 50 meters.

"nvm, threat over- ANOTHER BOMB"

Once again, I watch the jet swooping in and drop a bomb, this time it hitting the top of a bradley and sending the abrams next to it flying.

At this point the good ol F16 came around and started dogfighting with the MEC jet. It ended in a spectacular show of him shooting the blasted thing down with his nosecannon. It felt like I was watching some kind of warmovie unfold, and everyone else in the village climbed on top of the vehicles to watch it.

All in all, we had a massive cheer afterwards, when just before every US soldier and his mother was ducking for cover when the jet came in for two bombing runs. He sure needed training on accurate bombing however.

I certainly shouted "oh crap" to myself when I saw the bomb detaching itself from the jet above the village, and thinking it was going to wipe it out.

Gore
2009-11-06, 18:03
Was on the containers at Muttrah, squad died and left me, was the only one on the mainland. Oh what the heck ran over and proned down a 2 story container and landed on my ugly mug, stood up and turned around and right there were 2 MEC guys. Took about 2 second before they realized what happened and opened fire. Gore was no more. They didn't expect me to come flyin over the containers I guess... :mrgreen:

Not_able_to_kill
2009-11-06, 18:44
This is mine and i think its common in PR:

Oh look our heli seems to be here getting us out of he--- *heli gets shot down* me: oh shit...

Punkbuster
2009-11-06, 19:40
My Oh Crap moment:
I was on Jabal al burj, waited those long 17 minutes for the attack huey to spawn...
it did and I took it then I started flying and I saw an enemy APC that just passed the bridge thats get the MEC to the center city... it stopped there... now due to the bad draw distance on that map... I did the first pass to take it out but I was too late to see it so I fell back, did the second pass he changed his position, did the 3rd one he also changed his position, I also knew that I had to shoot him then When I saw him I was a little late so I turned a little right to face him, oh crap a buildin pops up in front of me!!!!
then I instantly got out of the server because I was ashamed of my stupid kill greediness!!!

goguapsy
2009-11-07, 14:08
My Oh Crap moment:
I was on Jabal al burj, waited those long 17 minutes for the attack huey to spawn...
it did and I took it then I started flying and I saw an enemy APC that just passed the bridge thats get the MEC to the center city... it stopped there... now due to the bad draw distance on that map... I did the first pass to take it out but I was too late to see it so I fell back, did the second pass he changed his position, did the 3rd one he also changed his position, I also knew that I had to shoot him then When I saw him I was a little late so I turned a little right to face him, oh crap a buildin pops up in front of me!!!!
then I instantly got out of the server because I was ashamed of my stupid kill greediness!!!

perhaps you shouldve asked for a lazer...

Punkbuster
2009-11-08, 16:04
perhaps you shouldve asked for a lazer...

I did a million times...
but our team sucked and they were giving me like 1 cordinate each hour only... I had to find targets my self

goguapsy
2009-11-08, 23:20
I did a million times...
but our team sucked and they were giving me like 1 cordinate each hour only... I had to find targets my self

I know how you feel.

Ok not really.

Pudding Overlord
2009-11-13, 03:19
I believe it was on Operation Archer (can't remember for sure) and I was on the insurgent team. We were harassing the Americans who had taken the airfield and we had found a car to play music with. Well most of our time was taken up riding around in this car listening to the music constantly, dance parties, and head banging (one instance of which involved driving very close to a tank to leave the airfield). All the while I was driving. So the squad leader died when out of the car and we were going to meet up with him on the far side of the map were the cache was. So we proceed playing music and going along the main road as before... and then we reach a valley. At the entrance we see at least one friendly squad just sitting there with trans vehicles and the question came up from several of us, "why are they just sitting there? Oh well lets keep on going." So as we go through this valley, listening to the music as before, out of nowhere up on a ridge a squad of Marines ambush us and mow us down before any of us could return fire. '~'

galeknight1
2009-11-13, 04:35
On Kashan, Me and another guy (sorry, forgot name) decided we would try and overrun a FB ourselves. We drove our empty supply truck down there, and crawled over to see about 4 guys defending it, and 1 on the AA that had just destroyed a jet. We crawled up, and on 3 we took them all out. Suddenly I got killed and the other guy was about to get out an incendiary 'nade but someone spawned and took it out. How I hate when that happens...

BloodBane611
2009-11-13, 05:58
Was defending south bunker with a bunch of MEC guys as a medic. My SL is in the control room, but there's a wounded LMG gunner by the rear stairs, so I go and patch him up. I go to pop my head out the back door, but think better of it and turn to leave.

But wait, there's a really nice looking grenade sitting perfectly on a stair at eye level.

Oh Crap.





Killed the LMG gunner I had just fully medded up too. What a waste.

Dimitrov**OF**
2009-11-13, 11:49
My Oh,crap moment.

I was playing all night on Kashan as Mec - mainly tanker shooting abrams and chopper for several hours. Then I change server again to find another Kashan map running and joined. I hop into the tank and with my driver and went to the west to the mountain... and I saw a Blackhawk hovering 100 m away and I hot him down in a blink of an eye being very proud of my quick aiming skills till I got two TK punishments....

I was Oh, crap... I am on American side now....

Herbiie
2009-11-13, 12:10
I believe it was on Operation Archer (can't remember for sure) and I was on the insurgent team. We were harassing the Americans who had taken the airfield and we had found a car to play music with. Well most of our time was taken up riding around in this car listening to the music constantly, dance parties, and head banging (one instance of which involved driving very close to a tank to leave the airfield). All the while I was driving. So the squad leader died when out of the car and we were going to meet up with him on the far side of the map were the cache was. So we proceed playing music and going along the main road as before... and then we reach a valley. At the entrance we see at least one friendly squad just sitting there with trans vehicles and the question came up from several of us, "why are they just sitting there? Oh well lets keep on going." So as we go through this valley, listening to the music as before, out of nowhere up on a ridge a squad of Marines ambush us and mow us down before any of us could return fire. '~'

I think that'd be Al basrah - and they're British, not American.

Nick_Gunar
2009-11-13, 12:57
Ramiel, an awesome car chase between a hummer and a tactical in the middle of the city (I was on the back seat). The gunner got shot, I take his seat then I start firing while the driver tries to escape and lure it to a nearby minefield. Guess what?.... drivers got disconnected and I was like a sitting duck lol. I quickly took the driver's seat, drove couple of blocks but I didn't make it :).

goguapsy
2009-11-13, 15:20
Ramiel, an awesome car chase between a hummer and a tactical in the middle of the city (I was on the back seat). The gunner got shot, I take his seat then I start firing while the driver tries to escape and lure it to a nearby minefield. Guess what?.... drivers got disconnected and I was like a sitting duck lol. I quickly took the driver's seat, drove couple of blocks but I didn't make it :).

My squad was once chasing... guess what. A bomb car. .50cal opens up RATTATATATATTATATATA bomb car turns in a corner. I say on VOIP "Wait... we are chasing a bomb car?". We were. Guess who had just made a uber-mega-blaster-1337 U-Turn.

Also, later, we chased another random vehicle. Lost it on the out of bounds field... 9 of our SQMs died (yes, we tried to retrieve that HMMVV...)

Both were in Ramiel.

mr.cuddelywuddely
2009-11-13, 15:31
flying with my squad in a chopper over east city centre of mutrah. when suddenly we get hit by aa. Everybody is still alive and we all thought we were ok. Then we noticed that our chopper pilot was killed. The chopper leaned over and started a steap dive towards mosq. Everbody started screaming and asking higher powers for help. To no avail. the chopper bounced of the mosq and we crashed and burned on the main street. :lol:

TmanEd
2009-11-14, 03:07
This one turned from "OH SHI-" to "OMG EPIC"

We were playing some map, I don't remember the name, but it was British vs. MEC with farms and fields around. We had just beat the enemy out of a village, and were defending it. We must have been doing a good job at it, because they called artillery on us. So, making the astute observation that falling explosives probably aren't very good for my health, I haul ass out of the village to meet up with the rest of my squad. About no sooner than I was 50 meters away, the whole village was engulfed in explosions.

So, since the enemy would probably be coming soon, we needed a ride. We find a truck, get it, and start driving out as soon as enemy forces come into the town after the bombing. We were hauling ass, tracers flying past the truck, with everyone in back returning fire. We made it to a hill that the truck couldn't get over, so we got out and went over it on foot, while they had a machine gun shooting at us. Only three out of the eight or so we had made it.

It's things like these that make me really love this game.

doop-de-doo
2009-11-14, 04:33
Going through the bunkers in Kashan, some enemy squad in there threw smoke so I was invisible (and blind). I step through the smoke and see a support gun deployed and run back up the back stairs warning off my squad mates. Naturally that support gun won't see me throw a grenade through the smoke, so I run to the bottom of the stairs...throw...and it comes back. I had hit a wall.

Later, I managed to plop myself down right in front of the same guy. No time to aim, or get back up.

Fun stuffs... :)

Anhkhoa
2009-11-14, 05:07
I think that'd be Al basrah - and they're British, not American.

Actually, it is Archer. The airfield he's talking about would be in the top right corner. Basrah's airfield is the British uncappable main.

Herbiie
2009-11-14, 09:20
Actually, it is Archer. The airfield he's talking about would be in the top right corner. Basrah's airfield is the British uncappable main.

(one instance of which involved driving very close to a tank to leave the airfield)

No Tanks On Archer :D

CareBear
2009-11-14, 13:25
there are tank wreck statics ;)

bondsan
2009-11-14, 13:50
spotting the yellow detonator cap on the j-dam

BloodBane611
2009-11-14, 16:50
spotting the yellow detonator cap on the j-dam

lulz

We were playing some map, I don't remember the name, but it was British vs. MEC with farms and fields around.

Sounds like Asad Khal. That map is made of win. Definitely sounds like an epic round.

Tofurkeymeister
2009-11-14, 17:11
I was on the second story of a Muttrah building critically wounded. My squad leader, who was medic, popped smoke and revived me. I ran towards the nearest door (for I was in an open walkway on the 2nd floor) and hit the ground. As I turned around to see if my squad leader was coming to heal me I saw a grenade lying 1 meter in front of me.

I literally shouted
O CRAP!
This was shortly followed thereafter by a black "Dead" screen.

scope
2009-11-14, 18:01
When I start a squad. Call for a mic check and all I hear is prepubescent squeaks and 12 year old gangsters...oh crap.

Tomato-Rifle
2009-11-14, 19:49
Was on top of the big hotel on muttrah, there was a downed soldier on the top, there was slight smoke on top, but i threw some more. I revived the guy and then ran back behind that little thing on top of the hotel, and told him to follow me.

He ended up falling of the hotel and dive into the concrete below :P

UKrealplayER666
2009-11-14, 20:12
First time on Qwai River, I jump in a nice shiny apc with my freindly driver, we drive to the Government Offices (This was in the days of helos), we sit there for a while searching the skys, then the ground, then the skys, then again the ground, as i look to the ground i hear the sound of a chopper above us, not checking my mini map and with no warning from my gunner i aim up to where i think it is and open fire, "UKrealplayER666 [Teamkills] ..." God damn it! i hold my head in dispare. then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!, some blokes run up to my apc, droped a nice packet of squidgy C4 on my rear end and blown me to peices!

-20 tickets

oh crap indeed

Drasis
2009-11-15, 08:32
On Barracuda Infantry, was holding the North Rock... I was in the western pillbox, pretty suppressed... Turned around to leave and... *boing* there's a frigging grenade right in my face. Screamed out "Oh SH**!", and by some miraculous maneuver managed to survive the blast, although I was in pretty bad shape.

Other one might be at Al Basrah, I was shoved as a leader of an insurgent squad... We were defending cache in the center, it's all nice and quiet, no Britons for a while... One of our guys goes out to take a look and I see an APC coming in fast. Shouted out "APC! Para (being the name of the guy) hide!", and ran for the cache to fetch an RPG. However, got an APC round right in the face. Lying there dead I could soon hear a loud boom... My mates had got the APC.
Grown wiser from that, I had a sapper mine the archway pretty soon. And hence, we got another APC, which managed also to block the way pretty nice... Didn't see much APCs after that :D

I just love this game.

0blivi0us
2009-11-15, 12:19
This 'Oh Crap' moment is not a moment where i died. but more a great mumble experience.

I was playing Kashan as infantry, we were assaulting north bunker as US. We had a fabulous squad and the teamwork was ace. Ofcourse this was on the Reality Teamwork server in the good 'ol days. We were assaulting the bunker and were being suppressed by 2 MEC riflemen inside of a small bunker. The ones on the corner entrances of a bunker.
My squad was pinned but i managed to get out of the ditch when the guys in the bunker were reloading. As it was back then the RT mumble channel was a whole. everyone was in one channel. I tossed a grenade through the window and yelled 'SURPRISE!' over mumble.
- 'Grenade!' One replied
- 'Oh crap!' yelled the other one.
Needless to say, they didn't get out of there in one piece.

one more:
Last night, defending Mining Facility on a map i can't remember the name of. We were taking fire from 2 APC's, i took one out with a LAT kit. We held fast and took down multiple waves. When our party was quickly interrupted by SL's yelling 'JDAM' 'JDAM' over mumble 'MOVE! JDAM'.
A soaring sound and multple 'Oh crap' 'Shit' 'Oh Figglesticks' loudly interrupted by a big explosion.

Phantom2
2009-11-15, 13:48
This was on Operation Barracuda.

As US Team we decided to hold a flag, we were in a fire fight with another squad up
in the mountains, after reviving people a few times, a squad mate died, then another, and then another so fast I thought it was an aimbot until I saw a chineese guy running with
a knife at me and I continually shot at him and I gotten knifed. Our squad was completely
surprised.

SalimShaker
2009-11-17, 13:54
I had one on Mutrah some time (USMC):
We crossed a road in two groups of 3 men and moved into an alley with one of those buildings with a stairwell on each side. I was in the 2nd group and decieded to go up the first stairs where a crate (wooden, not supply) is directly below me (important!). My buddies were watching our six and the 1st group turned right.
Seconds after that is saw 3 or 4 MECs coming from the left, shooting down our SL and the other 2 guys. My buddies turned around, walked around the earlier mentioned crate and opened fire. I had no LOS so I went down the stairs, saw one of them die and moved back up..."oh crap...just hide a sec...PANIC!"
Now for the funny part:
As my last buddy falls back towards the street the MECs decide to rush around the corner(crate) to get the last one (i was unnoticed yet). As they are right in front of me i jump onto that crate, switching to burst, shooting one of them and crouch. They didn't know what hit them and started spinning and running around like crazy to spot me. :lol:
All i had to do was frequently stand up and shoot at one of them. My buddy also joined the fun as these guy where distracted.

Another much shorter story on Kashan:
I was on top of one bunker at SB inside the stairwell looking for enemys on NB. Soon i was taking fire but couldn't see them. So i stepped back. Not downstairs but onto this ledge right next to it. Then I had a brief moment to look at a HUGE grenade from a m203 that missed me very close :D

Ironcomatose
2009-11-17, 14:05
Im taking off in a EURO Fighter on quinling and as soon i left off i turn left to get into the fight. There was a poll that had other ideas and i had just finished "stealing"(dont worry he was sitting next to me so its all good) it from a friend of mine who just started playing PR.

:roll: ;)

Mad-Mike
2009-11-17, 14:18
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lmao on Official British Army Server we was taking photo's and the Us got the cache underneath us while cameras where flashing lol epic moment

:roll: u had to be there lol it was a LOL moment

goguapsy
2009-11-18, 13:50
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lmao on Official British Army Server we was taking photo's and the Us got the cache underneath us while cameras where flashing lol epic moment


ROFL!

I was once in EJOD, saw a guy climbing the hotel roof. I wait for him to take the rope back (so now he's a sitting duck in the big sign) and I fire, take a SS (freezes for 2 seconds) - oh crap! LMGed from behind.


And also, when I was trying to survive a BTR (EJOD too). I was on one side of the rock and he was on the other side. He moved left, I moved right. Did that 3 times that round. The last one lasted for like 2 minutes. Epic moment, but I died after trying to run away :(

Bringerof_D
2009-11-21, 06:21
any map with choppers.

When the pilot DCs...one time my entire squad was in it and we all went "OOOOOH shi*" over voip simutaneously

one time on Qwai i think back in .75 i crawled through the grass (US team) left of the bridge behind the buildings. as the chinese team was charging across the bridge, pretty much the entirety of both teams were fighting at the bridge. as i crawled past the small path which comes out of some guy's back yard, i crawled into that patch of grass towards the river, looked to my left and there were 2 chinese soldiers lying there in the grass with me both of whom turned to look at me. "OH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!" i screamed and having my rifle on semi i pulled the trigger as fast as i could and miraculously killed both of them. they had their weapons on auto btw, both guys got a few shots off on full auto before they died, but for some strange reason i was not hit at all. at which point i booked it back up the path into the house.

woodzkiller
2009-11-21, 08:54
descovering that i can't install the 1.5 patch on my win 7

Misho
2009-11-21, 09:13
BIG ASS TEXT!

Op. Archer as Huey Pilot, got a request for a emergency evac of a squad somewhere near the waterfall area, this was a hot evac with lots of enemies in the area and there were wounded in the squad. Luckily it was on a mumble server and the SQL of that squad managed to give good info to my SQL who relayed it to me.

So I close in on the area and see the smoke for evac, turns out its a small peice of flat land between two slopes, everyone is gathered around one supply crate and firing up on the highground, which I see is crowded with enemies. My SQL tells them to get in within 2 seconds after touchdown or I´ll leave so I come in fast as hell, slide on my skids and halt, everyone except one guy get in, he was a bit to far away and injured...well I take off without him, trying to minimize the risk of being taken out. I take off, and as a bad spot as it was I head straight up where the enemies gathered... what do we see on the other side of the slope?

A technical waiting!...that was the first "oh crap!". Now luckily the Huey is a fast chopper and can take a bit of beating, so I manage to speed over the technical and down into the next valley with rounds pinging of the metal of my Huey, I was in a hurry with guys bleeding out in my trunk so I thought I would take the fastroute just across the whole map between the mountains... "bip bip bip bip" AA lock! I pop flares and descend quickly as hell, the missile flies just past my windshell and my heart is pumping so hard!

We manage to come around the mountain and out of sight of the AA and I think, holy shit! atleast it´s a smoth ride from here... I come in for landing and BOOOOM! RPG from the castle area!

That whole mission was one big OH CRAP and Holy shit moment and I loved every second of it!..except for maybe the last one! :P

Sgt. Swanson
2009-11-21, 13:43
Me and the rest of the 504th were building a huge base on Kashan Desert and just when we finish, I turn around and see something over the hill in the back of the base. I take out my binoculars to look. When I looked, I was staring right in the barrel of a AA Tunguska. It fired, killed everyone, destroyed everything. More like "DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!".

Pronck
2009-11-21, 15:00
A Humvee drove in the street just beneath the building where was laying with my lee-enfield at Ramiel. I stood up and wanted to shoot the bloody gunner but it was empty. I reloaded and stepped for wards to look for the Humvee, but when i turned around to look at the other side of the building they shot me in my back from the staircase. :confused:

Mad-Mike
2009-11-21, 17:37
When my truck driver parked up next to a enemy APC:-x

woodzkiller
2009-11-21, 19:15
when my full huey gets shot by a hat on the carrier

goguapsy
2009-11-21, 22:29
When my truck driver parked up next to a enemy APC:-x

I was driving a HMMVV in Qwai River... I decided to swim across the river (to attract less attention). As I drived down the main road next to the town near the river I decide to turn left. Well... out of all the roads I could turn on, there it was, an APC.

"SH***TT EVERYONE GET OUT!!"

Me and my HAT guy survive. I die a few secs later and the HAT guy dies before the SRAW was fully deployed. Next time, I'll get a LAT.

Mad-Mike
2009-11-22, 00:05
I was driving a HMMVV in Qwai River... I decided to swim across the river (to attract less attention). As I drived down the main road next to the town near the river I decide to turn left. Well... out of all the roads I could turn on, there it was, an APC.

"SH***TT EVERYONE GET OUT!!"

Me and my HAT guy survive. I die a few secs later and the HAT guy dies before the SRAW was fully deployed. Next time, I'll get a LAT.

lol thats happend to me once but the medic stayed in the truck and lucky he was the only one that didnt get shot haha, the tank didnt blow the truck up we all bailed out of :-P
(full sqd got revived lucky us)

Btw when I say my truck driver parked up right next to enemy APC I mean right next to it, god knows what he was thinkin.

sylent/shooter
2009-11-22, 01:11
When I was flying my helicopter on Jabal, and I decided to fly through that hole at the bottom of that dam. Unfortunately there was another helicopter sqd and one of the pilots decided to use the same tunnel and go in the opposite direction.......... in other words we died.

Another one was when my sqd was walking around the map..... i believe it was barracuda. We were just about to go cap the Swamp objective when we started to take fire from a nme SAW, then Another, then another. So we were hunkered down beneath a burm when an CAS huey came in, firing rockets. killing my sqd ldr and 3 other members. It was just me and someone else left. (still pinned down) Then the US decided to add insult to injury and sent an artillery strike with a letter that said. "Hi chinese guys "

galeknight1
2009-11-22, 01:35
When me and my squad got airlifted into the MEC castle in Muttrah... 'nuff said.

Nick_Gunar
2009-11-22, 08:53
Oh crap moment for the enemy not me lol.

Ramiel, I put an IED just in a middle of a crossroad just for kicks because I knew nobody would take it but I saw a chopper landing just on the IED (on the pixel lol). I felt sorry for the pilot :)

Darkpowder
2009-11-22, 09:51
descovering that i can't install the 1.5 patch on my win 7

Install 1.41 first and then install 1.5

Scout_03
2009-11-22, 09:56
Was part of an Insurgent team, when a Scimitar pulled up next to our squad. It took half of us out. Two of the other guys were able to find cover, and I think he thought they were dead too. However, I was on the other side of the Scimitar. The driver apparently wasn't too bright, as instead of just continuing in one direction to pull away from me, he kept slowing down, turning and reversing. Perhaps in an attempt to run me over. For a full two minutes, I was right up against the side of this Scimitar. The whole time swearing my head off. It ended when I ran out of my patented "Go Juice" and the driver continued further away from me. Baratatatat.

woodzkiller
2009-11-22, 21:54
can i get some off that 'Go juice'?

Darkpowder;1188925']Install 1.41 first and then install 1.5

i know that but i'm gonna install xp, i'm sick off the problems with vista and windows 7

Drunkenup
2009-11-22, 22:22
Lets see...
1. On Barracuda one day I'm doing trans huey's and all are down but mine. The rest of the pilots decide to get in my huey with special kits. HAT, LAT, Grenadier, Sniper, AR, etc.
I get a lock tone approaching the airstrip and by instinct I press E. Heli goes into a tree, 99% damaged, my guys get out, start running, it explodes and my whole squad dies cept me.

2. Kashan Desert 32, I'm doing apache, Were hovering over the hill that overlooks North village, our whole team concentrates on getting NV back. I'm piloting as we hover over the road looking for tanks, I go to free-look, look left, and I see a tank with its barrel pointed at me. I close my eyes and sigh. Open em up and I got a black screen with the words dead clearly written across the screen.

rampo
2009-11-23, 13:48
How about those dozens of times when a grenade lands in front of your face and you just say ''oh crap'' in the 2 seconds you have left?

woodzkiller
2009-11-23, 15:25
How about those dozens of times when a grenade lands in front of your face and you just say ''oh crap'' in the 2 seconds you have left?

how do you mean dozens? it should be millions

goguapsy
2009-11-23, 17:03
When I was flying my helicopter on Jabal, and I decided to fly through that hole at the bottom of that dam. Unfortunately there was another helicopter sqd and one of the pilots decided to use the same tunnel and go in the opposite direction.......... in other words we died.

LOL, once a guy in a huey took off, turned left and moved forward.
A friendly chopper shows up below us, the choppers touch eachother and BOOM.

12 ppl dead, 2 assets lost.

I then flew (10 mins later) around 12 people back to the city (it was Muttrah). THen I got BTR'ed when dropping someone farther than my SL told me to :-D

J.Silver
2009-11-23, 17:18
On Quinling in a Tornado ( Before it was made into a training map) and I crashed to desktop on final approach. Loaded back in, runway was killed, all the choppers and jets were blown as well.. Promptly left the server.

=ice= siggi
2009-11-23, 20:10
i was once in muttrah sitting on a rooftop with a hat kit i found when a enemy squad climbed up and i heard them so i took up my gun took aim and click click.

vistadude
2009-11-24, 00:44
OK, it was my first time playing a real match, and i saw this enemy helicopter coming towards me, just at the right time an APC pulled to pick me up, but i forgot where to enter. I think you know what happened next. 'oh crap'.

cfschris
2009-11-24, 02:00
Being carried in via Huey for an infil in the middle of Muttrah City......300ms out from LZ and 200m up, pilot gets hit by a stray .50 round right in the face.

It was more of an "Oh sh*t" moment from my entire squad when those turbines started winding down :D

-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba
2009-11-24, 21:51
al basrah, as insurgent. i was engaged by an enemy squad. i tried to tear them away from each other to increase my chances. doing so i crouched behind a corner, awaiting the pointman. high tension moment, extrem concentration, all senses focused on this part of a second when the enemy comes around and you have to shoot quick and then, more difficult to think quick how to act and react on his buddies.
suddenly: a very small and soft touch on my ear! one big shock, one punch backwards.
and a very angry girlfriend who just tried to make a nice surprise kissing me:oops::oops::oops:

sniperrocks
2009-11-25, 01:24
al basrah, as insurgent. i was engaged by an enemy squad. i tried to tear them away from each other to increase my chances. doing so i crouched behind a corner, awaiting the pointman. high tension moment, extrem concentration, all senses focused on this part of a second when the enemy comes around and you have to shoot quick and then, more difficult to think quick how to act and react on his buddies.
suddenly: a very small and soft touch on my ear! one big shock, one punch backwards.
and a very angry girlfriend who just tried to make a nice surprise kissing me:oops::oops::oops:

HAHAHAHA! That has got to be one of the funniest ones I have read :lol:

NBGZerO
2009-11-26, 13:31
A friend of mine and I were playing US Marines on Falluja. We were in a Bradley (or what ever that light armored vehicle is). We left the main base by the entrance to the west, knowing that the Insurgents were waiting for us. Too bad that a logi truck wreck was blocking the other entrance.

Anyway, we exit and as expected, someone sets off an IED, but it was placed in a poor location, and didn't inflicht much damage. We drove to the north, avoiding the metal plates at the exit. My friend (at the gun) spotted an insurgent, who was hiding behind the roadblocks. We drove around, laying fire on him, but never hitting him. At one point I told him to supress him with his canon, while I run around and kill him with my rifle. It would have worked if I hadn't become greedy and switched to my knife. At least that was intended, but in the end I was holding a field dressing.

OH CRAP

He got me. 'Nuff said.
(And after that, our vehicle was blown up by an Insurgent who JUMPED ON TOP OF IT, LAYED AN IED ON THE ROOF and blew it up in a suicidal manner. Imagine the cursing that was going on on Skype after that. Epic fail.)

Nick_Gunar
2009-11-27, 09:30
On mestia, I am a medic and my squads is attacking the bunkers in front of the warehouse. the SL got naded, I try to reach him to revive him, epipen in hands. As I am close to him an enemy appeared in front of me, I quickly tried to take my gun but instead I stupidly chose the first-aid kit. The guy stared at me, oh crap !

Hard to kill a guy with that lol

woodzkiller
2009-11-27, 17:10
Hard to kill a guy with that lol

it would be cool though, like you can hit him with it and it does a bit off damage because off the hard stuff in it.
haha
stop t-baggin', start m-baggin'!

Phantom2
2009-11-27, 22:46
As a CAS huey at Jabal, I was told by a few people to make a run at West beach to check if nobody was recapping it. I made a quick run, then I gotten attack by a BTR then I was basically extremely damaged but I was able to keep flying and I nearly made it to the carrier until I saw.....a unused huey and I would've made it I tried to make a quick landing but my huey bounced off the unused one and then I exploded when I tried again. The BTR guy was asking if I made it.

blaat123
2009-11-28, 02:18
cobra fail - Xfire Video (http://www.xfire.com/video/19f85f/)

andrewthecool
2009-11-28, 05:48
Heh. my oh crap moments:

1: hearing the dreaded attack huey on baracuda as it fires rockets, then diving into a foxhole, then promptly exploding as a rocket hit inside the foxhole...

2: running from a apc on basrah and running into a dead end with no time to double back, as APC cuts you off, then the moment right after it stops but before it shoots you

3: cobra gunning looking at the guy with a hat and hearing your chain gun overheat right before you can kill him, and seeing the rocket headed strait for you.

4: the one second your gunner goes AFK when a enemy tank pops up on kashan.

5: finding out the rifleman specialist shotgun isent a real shotgun, only for breaching

6: hearing the a-10 as it rains fire and brimstone on your newly finished firebase

7: any time you run into a room full of enemies and you hear your bolt click.

Claymore
2009-11-28, 06:19
On Fallujah, for 5 minutes I was sneaking up on a US machinegunner that was killing everyone around. I finally ambushed him from behind and just got into a perfect position when he saw me. Then my mouse wheel turned a bit and I switched to a rock. Machinegun > rock.

anglomanii
2009-11-28, 08:51
muttrah city on small hill next to the construction site.

i am in a divot with my squad leader a sniper and MG. i have a H-AT, and a crate 30mikes away. we've been getting pounded. games almost over and all i have managed to do is kill one LAV and scare some birds.

squaddie says choppers going for mosque, i turn and zero in, i see two Heuy's go in. the lead one is dropping flares and coming into land. the second one is low and coming in fast.
i wait, i want that Huey on the deck...

the Lead Huey peels off as the rear one flares up and comes into land. bingo! i ram the hammer home, my eryx kicks and i train that beautiful ball of flame in on that roof, all i hear on Team speak is my Clan mate going "OH-F%$K" my missile hits home just as he touches down, and the first guys leap out. i get the lovely satisfaction of seeing the flaming wreck tipping over the side of the mosque and the wonderful sight of seeing a mosaic of American bodies laying on the roof.

i giggle like a school girl, and my clan mates give me hell on TS. they still haven't forgiven me

to this day i still get that wonderful feeling of satisfaction when i remember that one,

Epim3theus
2009-11-28, 15:09
Playing Assault on Mestia.
Round starts and we get in a transport truck driffen by a squadmember. When he is at full speed we suddenly hear a somewhat slurring voice with a thick Russian accent say:

"Do you want to die?"

Oh crap.

Mutherpucker
2009-11-29, 23:36
Muttrah:

Everyone is pump up to get off, a plan is made for the next 15 minutes of play, then, we get off the chooper, and... FAILED

everyone is dead

Foxhound42
2009-12-01, 22:49
Full Huey flying low towards the airfield on barracuda. I was joking to one of my squad members how funny it would be if i shot the Pilot from inside the chopper. When Boom the pilot gets hit by a .50 cal shot...... UH-HO. After our team re-spawns at carrier we get in another Huey and fly to the same place. just as we jump out the Huey losses control and crashes.....

Trooper22
2009-12-02, 01:29
My "OH CRAP" moment was when I was in a Huey and a kid wanted to snipe way behind enemy lines,so I searched for a good landing spot,while being stealthy at the same time,and somehow I landed in an alley.The kid jumped out and ran and I desperatly tried to take off,I crashed(surprisingly.....)and then got kicked from the squad sometime later.

MendozaMan
2009-12-03, 16:15
Not rather "oh crap", more like "oh wtf man"

So there I was, campin' a corner on a Kashan bunker, waiting for an enemy to come rushing in like a fool.
And that surely happened, a lone AT soldier comes running in to my ironsights and I unload a three round burst in his stomach. Dead as a dead man can be.

The thing is, I thought to my self "hey, I can use that kit!" and tried to take the foul MEC's AT kit, and proned next to his body.
Then I saw the medic lying next to him, looking me straight in the eyes, holding this small plastic epipen.
I laughed to my self as I sighted in on his head, he just didn't know what to do now and was just phasing out.
Then I saw him raising the needle, me thinking he was going to try a desperate revive and run.


*ka-STAB*


He jammed the epipen needle in my eye and made by brain 'splode from adrenaline OD'ing, followed by a loud IRL "What the f@&#?!?"

This was back in 0.8 when epipens had a nasty side effect of a whopping 1000 damage, turning it into a device that gives AND takes life.

LeDudd
2009-12-12, 00:19
That one was typical awesome "oh crap" moment.

Insurgency server, 64 players, Karbala. I was playing insurgent, while two caches spawned on southern part of map (in small town by the river) in neighbouring buildings. Whole team defending there, 2 hideouts, a lot of action, seems like US is gonna loose this round. I decided to defend western, as far unnattacked flank and took position in G7 palace, with one more guy, who was setting nade traps there. Our entire team has been defending that caches for good 20 minutes so far, when i heard enemies entering that palace. I set with pkm on the top floor, waiting for them to go on the stairs. Other guy with his SKS did the same. Now we hear them running, shouting, have our nerves twisted BANG! SKS guy got headshot, now im alone with pkm, see US running up the stairs BOOM! they hit grenade trap so i thought: ok, that guy was sapper, if i was a sapper defending in that palace, i'd put few IEDs on the ground floor to stop enemy attack, so i pushed forward, took dead sapper's kit, yeah! the cell phone! US prepare for a little surprise! beep - EPICBOOOOOM!!!

"Weapon cache destroyed. LeDudd was shot as traitor"
"Ledudd teamkills xxxxxx"
"Ledudd teamkills xxxxxx"
"Ledudd teamkills xxxxxx"

... and so, message area was too small for all the teamkills, so they kept on scrolling sadly during next few seconds.

I just to warn you: never, EVER detonate other sapper's IED untill you are sure that he didnt have enough time to mine ENTIRE damn town with every single building in it!

goguapsy
2009-12-12, 17:58
That one was typical awesome "oh crap" moment.

Insurgency server, 64 players, Karbala. I was playing insurgent, while two caches spawned on southern part of map (in small town by the river) in neighbouring buildings. Whole team defending there, 2 hideouts, a lot of action, seems like US is gonna loose this round. I decided to defend western, as far unnattacked flank and took position in G7 palace, with one more guy, who was setting nade traps there. Our entire team has been defending that caches for good 20 minutes so far, when i heard enemies entering that palace. I set with pkm on the top floor, waiting for them to go on the stairs. Other guy with his SKS did the same. Now we hear them running, shouting, have our nerves twisted BANG! SKS guy got headshot, now im alone with pkm, see US running up the stairs BOOM! they hit grenade trap so i thought: ok, that guy was sapper, if i was a sapper defending in that palace, i'd put few IEDs on the ground floor to stop enemy attack, so i pushed forward, took dead sapper's kit, yeah! the cell phone! US prepare for a little surprise! beep - EPICBOOOOOM!!!

"Weapon cache destroyed. LeDudd was shot as traitor"
"Ledudd teamkills xxxxxx"
"Ledudd teamkills xxxxxx"
"Ledudd teamkills xxxxxx"

... and so, message area was too small for all the teamkills, so they kept on scrolling sadly during next few seconds.

I just to warn you: never, EVER detonate other sapper's IED untill you are sure that he didnt have enough time to mine ENTIRE damn town with every single building in it!

LOL! dont do that then! PKM>Uknown IEDs and The single shot weaponz.

goguapsy
2009-12-13, 19:09
A "oh crap" moment that ended up with us getting killed (and once not).


First the one I didn't die:

My 3-men squad on Kozelsk were trying to infiltrate Hill 163. I then decide to go up the hill by the ladder. After taking around 1 min to get everyone to climb at the same time and therefore make less noise, we start walking up the ladder. After, what? 5 seconds or so I see a PKM on to of the stairs "OH CRAP EVERYONE SLIDE DOWN!" He didn't open fire, but I think he saw us. Well, then we continue to move around the hill to go up on a ub3r-s3cr37 spot we found out earlier to climb the Hill. WELL! We climb it, ok, then a new guy joins. I go to make rally (it was beta version) and I slide down the hill. After we start going up again a Spandrel shows up. OH CRAP! We got missiled to death :(

Guard81
2009-12-13, 21:28
Barracuda, I got dropped off by a friendly chap from [RIP] to go do some recon and make sure the next LZ was clear. I'm halfway through a gap in the chain-link fence of the airstrip and see movement to my right.

Two PLA troops looking mildly surprised in my direction and evidently quicker on the draw than I was.

I believe I may have said rude words instead of pressing left mouse.

Foxhound42
2009-12-14, 00:14
While defending the Taliban castle on archer a Humvee some how got up and drove inside the courtyard. Thankfully someone managed to destroy it before it caused real harm.

sharpie
2009-12-14, 00:26
*AHEM*

Ok, story time.

Was on blackwater a few weeks ago, defending a chache on korengal valley. The cache was in a painfully hard spot to get to, and really easy to defend. :2gunsfiri Me and 3 other people destroyed thier entire team, :camper::25_flamer who happend to be coming into the same area. Explosion city.
I am watching a door and- BOOM!! a grenade explodes next to me...and i get shoved into the wall i am lying down next to, glitching into it. I shit a brick. :26_suicid

Thanks for readin
~peace.

(DISCLAMER: NO SMILIES WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST :29_slaps: )

goguapsy
2009-12-14, 00:38
While defending the Taliban castle on archer a Humvee some how got up and drove inside the courtyard. Thankfully someone managed to destroy it before it caused real harm.

...how? That IS interesting...

Foxhound42
2009-12-14, 01:09
I don't know how it got up there but it did.

goguapsy
2009-12-14, 01:43
I don't know how it got up there but it did.

HUEYMMVV?

Foxhound42
2009-12-14, 11:53
No a Humvee the Huey was shot down at that point and Hueys don't have .50 cal guns on top.

goguapsy
2009-12-14, 14:14
No a Humvee the Huey was shot down at that point and Hueys don't have .50 cal guns on top.

I said a hueymmvv (Hueymvee, got it eh??)

goguapsy
2009-12-17, 14:16
OK So... I was playing Operation Archer and well, we were americans. We were assaulting the village and the SL parked the HMMVV somewhere in front of the village behind a hill. After I checked with my binos I say "I see 2 insurgents, one RPG". After saying that again, I say "OH CRAP MOVE THAT HMMVV!" An RPG misses the HMMVV by 1 inch. I hop in and drive to another cover. Another RPG just misses. I go forward and stop. I think "Ok I shouldn'tve stopped..." I press W and BOOM dead. The guy that (was) on the .50 cal "Why the F Did you stop??!!" And the SL gets mad...

Froggy
2009-12-19, 21:21
I said a hueymmvv (Hueymvee, got it eh??)

You don't have to be rude about it. "Just because we don't have a high post-count or an [R-XXX] status doesn't mean we're retarded."*

*From memory

goguapsy
2009-12-20, 01:18
You don't have to be rude about it. "Just because we don't have a high post-count or an [R-XXX] status doesn't mean we're retarded."*

*From memory

I didn`t mean to be rude at all.. And, of course, sig.

Foxhound42
2009-12-20, 01:28
You don't have to be rude about it. "Just because we don't have a high post-count or an [R-XXX] status doesn't mean we're retarded."*


I thought it was funny.

Froggy
2009-12-20, 02:17
I didn`t mean to be rude at all.. And, of course, sig.
Right, I guess I mis-interpreted the message.

EDIT:

yo goguapsy, the high post count line isn't mine, that's why I put *from memory.

goguapsy
2009-12-20, 14:07
Right, I guess I mis-interpreted the message.

EDIT:

yo goguapsy, the high post count line isn't mine, that's why I put *from memory.

Oh I see, fixed.

BTW which servers you play?

[RGG]Firefokker
2009-12-20, 14:38
Here's mine:

Muttrah City, playing for the US side. Being choppered in on a Huey with my squad, the pilot decides to land right in the very same hot zone we got fried in only a few minutes ago. Surprisingly, we get peppered on the approach, and the chopper starts going down.

Just before we hit the ground I manage to get out, and micaculously survive the impact. Not quite able to believe that I am unhurt, I turn around only to see the wreck of the chopper rolling towards me. I barely manage to get out of the way. A second later, just as I realise that I am the only survivor, a LMG starts opening up me. I leg it to the nearest cluster of houses in a manic zig-zag, get into cover and catch my breath.

I realise how lucky I am: In the last 30 seconds I've almost been squished by impact, incinerated by fuel tank explosion, crushed by rolling wreckage and shot by high-velicity rounds. I spare a thought for my poor comrades who did not make it, and with grim determination decide to avenge my squadmates by taking out the enemy gunner who tore us out of the sky.

I lock and load, make some profound, movie-moment-like comment on the VOIP, and step into the road to begin my very own private war....

...only to be instantly mowed down by a friendly APC that just happens to zoom down the road.

'Oh crap' doesn't quite cover my reaction I am afraid...

sharpie
2009-12-24, 19:06
How about those dozens of times when a grenade lands in front of your face and you just say ''oh crap'' in the 2 seconds you have left?

I shit a brick, and run like hell in the opposite direction.

sylent/shooter
2009-12-24, 19:14
that happened to me 4 times in a row as I was trying to revive my dead squad..... I'm surprised I didn't die/

TomDackery
2009-12-25, 01:16
I was covering a squad mate on Fallujah West. He was by a cross roads with a destroyed car he was planning on taking cover by. As he approached the car, from the left side of my scope, a black car emerged...
Speeding along right next to my squadie, it missed him by a foot, and hit a mine instead, blowing the insurgent and the pedestrian to smithereens. Just the way it happened, it made me think "Oh crap". Didn't know that black cars could be so lethal.

DeltaFart
2009-12-25, 02:10
Lets see
Running with my squad away from a cache in Ramiel on TG
I was saw gunner and my sprint was pretty much out
Was too far to the right on the right side of the street bbuildings
JUmped annd found a hole between the buildings rather than a roof below me, but I didnt make it to the next roof, and just fell for a second

Pudding Overlord
2009-12-27, 02:33
I was playing on Muttrah City and I had taken the rifleman specialist kit cause ya never know when you might need a grappling hook. So we were being closed in on along a road by two American squads and I throw up my grapple hook onto the building we were using as cover. By the time our squad leader, medic, and another guy make it up half our squad is dead, so we were waiting for things to cool down so we could be revived. Well it was then that our medic gets sniped... by friendly fire. Then the other guy, and finally our squad leader. So we know that though he's a good shot he isn't paying attention. It was then I look on the mini map and the only friendly marker I see in the mountains, where the shot came from, was a big 1.

cfschris
2009-12-27, 02:53
Having a friendly .50 Hummer misfire a round at your face out of reflex when rounding a corner.

I round this corner 10 feet away from the HMMV who was watching it, tracer round flies literal inches from my face. Got the heart racing :P

Original|nl
2009-12-28, 17:12
Was sniping at Kashan as MEC, we had NV and SO capped, so I decided to defend SO with some other squad, I was screwing around on the crate with another sniper and... well just watch the video :)

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Foxhound42
2009-12-28, 22:52
rotflol /\ :)


I was playing PR single player and i decided to go solo in an APC and i ran into about 15 hostiles in a field. I quickly swapped to gunners seat and..... WHAT IT WON'T ROTATE! (This story has a funny ending after the turret wouldn't move i swapped to driver and drove as fast as i could into the middle of them and managed to run over at least 5 of them. :) )

Pantyfas
2009-12-28, 23:11
@ Muttrah City
My squad was being deployed by a trans chop and we were left in a building rooftop. While I was getting out I just heard a rocket being shot and yelled "RPG! RPG!" (I played Delta Force: Black Hawk Down). I got in panic and guess what, I accidently shot my weapon, headshoting the squad leader and the medic with a single burst. And most of the time I fail at killing enemies, seems like the bullets don't wanna get it even though I stop moving and prone before shooting and wait like 3-5 seconds before starting to shoot. Well atleast we survived, but it was so crappy I got kicked from the squad :\ . By the way, the heli blew up killing me and the pilot.

Bazul14
2009-12-29, 23:28
I was on the hotel, on al basrah, i was insurgent and i had the 004 lee enfield sniper rifle and i was almost ready to kill the anoying land rover 50 cal gunner when i see a brit that just got on the hotel, and was comming at me with the hand cuffs. I shot him once then I sprited north and jumped off the hotel so he would not get the intel and my kit.

NarcolepticNic
2009-12-30, 18:02
Was on Muttrah City, my squad got chopper drop into North City. Squad at docks was unable to cap, so we began a trek down towards west using the western road. We start moving through the small housing, and jump over one wall. I land next to my squad leader, second one over, and look south through the hole in the wall and see an enemy MEC looking right at my SL and I. He threw a grenade, and having nowhere else to move, i dove at the little edge where the broken wall meets the house. Somehow i survive the grenade with no injuries, but my SL was immediately killed. Rest of squad standing on steps over the wall saw him, and cut him down pretty quickly.

=]H[= JakCurse
2010-01-03, 06:53
Flying a trans chopper on Muttrah, me being a nice pilot decided to let the guys in the chopper get dropped off by their squads instead of all in the same place. It was that scenario where we had the 3rd flag along and they had the second, but we had a nice FOB at the surrounded flag so i figured it'd be OKish to drop guys there. Drop them, they ask for supplies. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP I fly towards docks, popping flares all the way, to drop the rest of the guys. Crap, I think to myself, BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP I forgot the supplies. I fly back over, drop the supplies, still dropping flares, and gun it towards the carrier. BEEPBEEPBEEP... *Click*


Flares- 0

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

Oh crap...

Mad-Mike
2010-01-03, 07:07
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lmfao, nice one :D

dtacs
2010-01-03, 08:26
On Qwai, our APC goes down and we're being attacked by an LB, and the only cover for my gunner is...an AFK enemy standing in the middle of the road.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1504/lolslavak2g2g2g.gif

Shopz
2010-01-04, 02:58
I was in a tank squad we were capping a flag in a desert map. two tanks and a squad of inf. we were typing nice work when suddenly a jet flies down and fucking takes out the whole squad xD

BIGsmalll
2010-01-04, 03:13
One day on Mestia(i think thats how its spelled xD)
we were on our way to one of the bunkers and our SL was way ahead of us scouting.
So he said stay where you are i'm coming back
well ok we get in a small circle around the round incase a techi comes and i see his nametag so i tell the dudes to get out and huddle up for the SL
well then his nametag disappears and we hear the scream your dude makes when you die/ and before he starts yelling in his mic. telling us to get to cover theres a techi!!!!
my other SM starts running away(no mic) so im like "get bac!-" two techi's come from behind honking their horns and we never heard.. except that one dude who survived xD
SL was quite mad :S

=]H[= JakCurse
2010-01-12, 03:45
Saw a proscession (sp?) of 2 bomb cars and Big Red coming at us in the challenger the other day on Basrah. Civi with his hands up praying in each bomb car. Three burning hulks later, and a few extra widows in iraq, Oh Crap moment officially averted.

[IS-DEV]Nick
2010-01-13, 01:14
A few weeks ago on Fallujah West, I was laying done a couple of mines in a ditch on the highway when I heard a Humvee closing in, hopped out of my hole to have a look only see the front end of the aforementioned hummer about 5 feet in front of my face (oh crap...). Needless to say, it was quite a roadkill for the driver, but the real winner was me with 5 kills from the mine i was sitting on :grin:.

goguapsy
2010-01-13, 01:48
Nick;1232327']A few weeks ago on Fallujah West, I was laying done a couple of mines in a ditch on the highway when I heard a Humvee closing in, hopped out of my hole to have a look only see the front end of the aforementioned hummer about 5 feet in front of my face (oh crap...). Needless to say, it was quite a roadkill for the driver, but the real winner was me with 5 kills from the mine i was sitting on :grin:.

Lol. I read a similar story somewhere about someone just staring at an enemy tank, nowhere to go. What tank does? Runs him over. "F&¨@ YOU SUICIDAL AMERICAN" (note: there was a mine underneath the american...

Spuz36
2010-01-13, 02:08
Back when the Apache resided on Karbala, we were enjoying a few fun runs around the city. Pilot was a good friend and we started doing this back flip, not exactly sure why, then I saw the dreaded text that he had just left my squad-mid flip-. After the squad text sure enough a official server message came over that the pilot had been disconnected due to a MD5 error.

Left in the gunner's seat, helpless, I quickly became a palm tree shish kabob for all of Karbala to ponder about...

TheOldBreed
2010-01-22, 14:49
ha my latest "ahh sh..." moment was in karbala. i was driving in a humvee with my squad and as soon as we turned a corner i saw an RPG with its trail, flying through the air. it was like slow motion watching it come at us. it was just like "drive, drive, drive, turn, ahh balls, BAM"

Foxhound42
2010-01-23, 03:30
On Muttera I was playing on the Bluefour team and i hitched a ride to the mainland. after being dropped off near the Mosque my SL changed plans and drove his boat to a different area leaving me stranded. i ran into an empty FOB and knifed it before heading to the roof of the mosque i climbed to the top of the tower and shot a guy before i decided that i should get out of the open. the instant hit got to the bottom of the ladder i hear a rocket going off................ Time halted as a LAT rocket nailed the inside of the mosque tower obliterating me and any chance of me hiding in the mosque till my Squad came.

SharpShooter13971
2010-01-23, 03:35
Kashan Desert, Bloodshot+1 was leading a great squad, including me. We were West of the bunker complex surrounded by short walls and a small building. Blood and I go over to the wall with our Binoculars and we see a tank, it turns its barrel to us, then Blood shouts TaNk!1!!!111 then the tank wipes out the entire squad...

robbie3211
2010-01-24, 11:26
On Kashan Desert, flying a blackhawk towards south bunkers, suddenly getting a lock 'bebebebebebebeep!' not even having the time to deploy flares 'OH SHI*!' then hearing the AA missile woosh and noticing it didn't kill the blackhawk and it's crew but just went right through the passenger's space. Heartbeat --> 180 ;)

MendozaMan
2010-01-24, 13:10
A normal "Oh crap" moment, and an "Oh crap" moment, that turned into a "Oh hell yes" moment :

Karbala, round the start of the round, I was in a good Insurgent squad, we had all the technicals doing hit and runs around the city. My techie was blown up by a hummer and he was blown up as well, I escaped and hitched a ride from another technical. Then I hear the familiar drone of the attack LB, I was in the back seat near the gun.

I turn my rifle around only to see the LB coming full speed flying ultra-low across the streets chasing us square from behind.

The last thing I saw was a line of minigun tracers coming towards me like a porsche on fire. The technical just kept driving trying to outrun the tracers, but my face was cheese-grated off in the process, also taking out our gunner, passenger and secondary gunner. The driver managed to escape with the technical though.

Same round, I was driving a technical down the main road of karbala, seeing a hummer and two US squads crossing the road in the distance. I fulfilled my Jihad promises and speeded towards them, my gunner shooting like mad and cutting 3 americans in half, the rest fled off the road towards the city, using a wall for cover.

I was still racing like mad towards them, I followed the cowards and took a sharp turn left along the wall to see this :

8 americans running in a proper line along the wall and the hummer not looking in my direction, however the other infidels had of course seen me and started turning around.

At this point I knew I was screwed, so I went on a mad dash along the wall, scraping off my entire left side of blue paint right towards the orderly line of gents.

I slammed the boost, hit the gas, went 88 miles per hour and splattered 6 americans all in a single row, 2 more that just stood still looking dumbstruck like an 18-wheeler just drove over their house and slammed my hood in to the hummer, and my gunner unloaded his gun point blank into the hummer-gunners face.

They then shot a rocket at me taking me out for good, but god damn was it worth it. I felt like I deserved 42 virgins about now.

Not_able_to_kill
2010-01-24, 14:16
Get to the choppa!
*Black Hawk gets destroyed by an RPG*
Aw crap -.-

USMC scout sniper
2010-01-24, 14:33
Everytime I see an insurgent about to throw a molotov I say..Crap.Allah is gonna burn me!

USMC scout sniper
2010-01-24, 14:34
Achmed has returned!

Arquin
2010-01-25, 17:36
Was on Fallujah riding on HMMVW with my squad and we decided to run over an iron fence, the car flipped over and i thought "Oh crap" Until i looked out and saw we were 300 m in the air falling down. At that point i was more like "WTF?".

rampo
2010-01-25, 17:45
Beware the vehicle killing fences, allways shoot them before going trough

DaKillerFox
2010-01-25, 21:33
I don't want to list my "Oh Crap" moments! I have too many. The other day I was playing on Asad Khaj (spelling?) with the dams. I spawned on a FOB as the MEC and I grabbed a Rifleman AT kit. Two US APC's were coming up the road and my SL told me to stay on this one ledge looking down the road, he told me I could see them before they could see me. As the first APC approached, it hit a mine and stalled. The second one rolled up and right as I was crouching and aiming my LAT at the APC, bam, everything went black and red and I was down. Face palm!

=XE=Grimm
2010-01-26, 01:33
Couple of nights ago on Muttrah city. I'm on MEC side, scouting off a rooftop near the hotel. When a Huey comes in with an attitude, lights up one of our light armors keeping the Yanks on the dock at bay.

He flies just over the rooftops of the buildings taking a lot of fire from our foot mobiles. He veers straight toward the rooftop I'm at. I shoulder my RPG, the bird fills my little iron sight, and I let it rip.

Huey goes boom! I hit the B button, notifying my squad I just cut the wings off a bird. The last words in that transmission were "Oh crap" since the wreck landed in my face. Literally. But hey, one MEC ticket for some peace and quiet in the skies, not a bad trade.

Shaihuluid
2010-01-26, 01:53
Playing Ramiel for the first time as a civilian collaborator: "ha ha infidel! you will never catch me!" -> Brutal Mow-down by SAW gunfire -> Respawn in....

Teufel Eldritch
2010-01-26, 05:28
So the other day I was playing as Collab on some Insurg map, can't remember which one, anyway I jump on a motorcycle which I am sh*tty at driving. So I am bouncing all over the place in this vacant lot of a city map, laying the bike down, crashing into a wall & etc. Finally I manage to control the bike enough to point it in the general direction of the vacant lot exit...I crash thru a chain link fence & escape to the road. I drive the motorcycle down the street as if I were a drunken chimp. Crashing into cars & signs I make my way down the street. After a while I manage to get the bike headed in general sort of direction & manage not to hit things for a few moments...I tear off down the street, get going pretty fast & BAM! into a parked car again. By this point the bike is smoking pretty bad but I continue my badly driven trek. Driving the motorcycle as if it were a pinball bouncing off of car shaped bumpers I tear again down the street. I start thinking "I better get off this bike soon as it's going blow up & kill me", I slow down some, not to much tho & jump off the bike! Time slows down & the following all happens in less than one second...right after I jump off the bike a US soldier pops up right in front of me from his hiding spot behind a car...my brain begins to think "Oh shi..." & just at that moment the bike exploded killing me. The soldier must have laffed his butt off to see that happen right in front of his face. I laughed at my own ineptitude & the general comic nature of it all for at least 10 minutes. I was literally crying laughing so hard. Normally if I do something stupid I pout, but this time I couldn't resist laughing. It was just to frickin' hilarious not to.

Inca_Killa
2010-01-26, 05:46
Earlier today I was flying as LB pilot on Karbala and I just went in for an attack run on the long line of buildings in front of the old us main, but seeing nothing I did not expend any ammunition. I flew very low to the ground and sped back for main, and as I did i turned around a tree and RIGHT THERE 20 feet away was a technical driving next to me, we both stared at eachother for what seemed like ten seconds. I keyed my mic and vent and yelled, "OH SHIT AGGHGHGHGHGHGHH!!!!!!!" and fired EVERYTHING at it, rockets and MG danger close. As the missiles connected the ground rose up in several explosions, and I couldn't tell what was left. I did know that I killed the technical gunner/driver due to the fact that I wasn't dead :P. At the end of this exchange(which I survived) both parties were equally stunned, as he said so in all chat lol.

Calhoun
2010-01-26, 08:09
Al Basrah.

I was driving a regular civilian car on a road to the north of our main that will lead to the bridge. I'm approaching a minor incline and give it a boost and reach the top at full speed.

And there's an enemy truck in the same lane, going full speed directly toward me. Oh crap.

We collided and he went into a partial wheelie, starting to drive over the top of me, and then we exploded.

Aimed
2010-01-26, 15:48
playing al basrah last night, and i had the arty ied kit, after a few successful ambushes (and 1 not so successful, hit the tank perfectly underneath it and it didnt blow up :x)

i decided to go to the land bridge in F3 and set up an ambush, i am waiting for half an hour when finally a warrior starts driving up to the land bridge i get excited and ready my phone. the warrior stops for the driver to get out and to check for mines but he doesnt see my ied :p. when he starts walking back to the warrior. when a land rover drives straight past me and somehow notices me and immediately stops and jumps out and charges towards me trying to punch me.so i am running in circles around the bridges pillars waiting for the warrior to cross but right when i look at the warrior he has already got half way across the land bridge and when i blow it, hes already to far away :-(

then i get arrested:26_suicid

Pyromaniac
2010-01-29, 02:04
My "oh crap" moment is really for the other guy. I'm crossing a street on Muttrah with an LAT when suddenly a btr guns it down the street to run me over. I stop and pull out my AT4 he lines up and keeps driving. Just as he's about to hit me I prone and he drives over me and I'm perfectly fine. I turn around and blow his ass up with the AT. I'm sure he was probably thinking "what the f- BOOM"

Pronck
2010-01-29, 07:20
Flying with my squad in a LB to muttrah landing on the street and in a split second an enemy apc drives in front of us. I scared the crap out of me, the pilot pulled up and hid behind a building, and seconds later we could fly back to carrier to change our plans.

Nick_Gunar
2010-01-29, 12:35
a friend of mine in al basrah drove a bomb car to the US base. He found a apc leaving the base...right click....nothing happened...oh crap isn't it blowing up? what the hell?....

It was a transport car not a bomb car :)

Krisu
2010-01-29, 16:21
a friend of mine in al basrah drove a bomb car to the US base. He found a apc leaving the base...right click....nothing happened...oh crap isn't it blowing up? what the hell?....

It was a transport car not a bomb car :)

In Fallujah I was driving insucar and saw Bradley. With my superior skill I rushed to it and actually went under it. Then I right clicked, nothing happened. It was transport car not bomb car :P

cfschris
2010-01-29, 17:30
Al Basrah, Insurgency Hardcore server.

Playing civvie, just taunting Brit players. I see two fully loaded landies down the street from me, bearing down on me full speed. A Big Red wreck was next to me, so I frantically hide behind it. Both landies stop, and an officer gets out to chase me down while his .50 gunner trains the gun on me.

The Officer makes a dash at me, I freak out and try to run- the .50 cuts me to shreds, point blank and completely unexpected. Good times....

goguapsy
2010-01-29, 23:32
FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SS(me: "MOVE THAT HUMVEE!!")SSSSSSSS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

"Humvee is down..."

Happened twice at Kashan, one hit the tank, the other one hit the AA-HMMVV and it blew up. Probably a HAT? Something similar also happened on Operation Archer. I saw a taliban aiming a RPG towards our HMMVV and I say "MOVE THAT HUMVEE!!" the RPG missed by an inch. I hoped into the drivers seat, moved, stopped, and got RPGed, and screamed at by my SL XD

SethManson
2010-01-30, 23:08
The first time that I played Operation Snow Storm the map's Merlin was flying me up to my squad. They were assaulting a control point and so I told the pilot to land back a bit, behind my squad. He didn't. The pilot flew right into the middle of the control point under heavy fire. Needless to say, we lost the helicopter. I had never taken so much fire while playing PR before. The pilot had ignored my warnings and right as we landed I saw three guys running toward the helo with grenades.

BossOlen
2010-02-01, 18:37
Flying a huey in jabal at the beginning of the round. Huey is full of ppl. I head for west beach and as I start to land I see a BTR looking at me from 10m away - oh crap...

In training server - jet training. Me and 5 more guys are in a line with MEC bombers ready to take off, I see 2 friendly tanks heading toward us with full speed.

0.9 is not out yet - oh crap

goguapsy
2010-02-01, 21:19
Making rush tactics which result in losing 3 people and a Landy. Oh crap. Fun tho.

Froe573
2010-02-03, 05:48
I was bleeding out on Muttrah, and I was out of ammo. A MEC soldier came running at me, possibly out of ammo himself.

He had his knife out and was about 5 meters away, when my friend in a chopper flew over. (I had requested a supply crate moments before).

He dropped the crate, and it bounced off a building, landing right on the MEC soldier and killing him.

I was like, oh crap.... when he came at me with a knife, but when I saw that crate, I was like, OH CRAP, then it killed him and Im like, Oh good... O_o

My friend in the chopper was like.... "waaaaht the hell..LOL?!"

[IS-DEV]Nick
2010-02-03, 05:58
I was playing a round of Jabal Al Burj, and we had just finally taken east beach. Our squad was sitting on the western hill, savouring victory, when we suddenly hear the faint rotor blade noises coming at us at a rapid rate. Before we can even react though, there is a loud explosion (oh crap) and my screen goes black. According to the only guy in our squad who was looking up at the time, it was a trans huey in a rapid nosedive. Despite knocking out our entire squad, their tickets dried up just about when we had figured out what the hell had happened! I've now learnt the hard way that celebratory bunny hop contests are not as safe as one may think.

Smegburt_funkledink
2010-02-19, 18:17
Sat inside a building at a village in Kashan, staying quiet, watching an enemy convoy roll over the hill in the distance towards me. Quick comms with my SL.... *BADOOOOOOMSSSHHHH!!!* A bomb takes out the half of the village that I'm not in and leaves just a few buildings standing around me.....

Nagard
2010-02-19, 18:28
Yamalia as a russian Reconsquad: My squadmate and me where lieing north of Objective Lima (The one in the north) observing Canadians, when suddenly a whole Canadian squad appeared around us. We didn't move and actually it worked. After 2 minutes beneath the Canadians they chose to go south and joined the defenders of the Objective. (To get killed on arrival by our arriving squads and me of course :D)

burghUK
2010-02-19, 19:13
i was a squad leader with he slowest most special squad ever..you just can't help but say to yourself "jesus bloody christ.................."

Phantom2
2010-02-20, 14:29
First time being on Silent Eagle as Russians. We were assaulting airfield because it was the last flag. The a-10 was up bugging us. So I thought "well he'll never look or kill the chinook" So I went to hide in it. I told my squad "I'm hiding in this chinook" then I hear A-10 guns and I see blood everywhere. I was like "What the..." and then I hear the chinook blow up and then I die. My squad was laughing their butts off. It shows my obliviousness to hiding.

AurianTitan
2010-02-21, 08:32
I was bleeding out on Muttrah, and I was out of ammo. A MEC soldier came running at me, possibly out of ammo himself.

He had his knife out and was about 5 meters away, when my friend in a chopper flew over. (I had requested a supply crate moments before).

He dropped the crate, and it bounced off a building, landing right on the MEC soldier and killing him.

I was like, oh crap.... when he came at me with a knife, but when I saw that crate, I was like, OH CRAP, then it killed him and Im like, Oh good... O_o

My friend in the chopper was like.... "waaaaht the hell..LOL?!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! that almost happened to my squad member today when a huey dropped off a crate but it landed like 3 meters behind him xD

TomDackery
2010-02-21, 10:04
Playing on Fools Road, gunning the TOW Spandrel. We decide to go hide out at Train Yard, since there was too much infantry at Dylym Village, and the next flag required their armor to go through Train. We were cruising along, when we see what appears to be the husk of a Scimitar on the road. Then it's gun moves. We are still going 90+ million miles per hour. That was my oh crap moment. Followed by the driver screaming "HIT AND RUUUUN" and ramming the spandy right into the scimitar.

Silent Eagle... my entire squad had procured US kits, and looked alot like US soldiers. We were holding a house, and had just 'cleared' the area, until this...
http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/92490642-3.jpg (http://www.xfire.com/profile/tomdackery/screenshots/bf2/?view#92490642)
http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/92490653-3.jpg (http://www.xfire.com/profile/tomdackery/screenshots/bf2/?view#92490653)
Enemy SAW gunner walks into our house, looks at us for a few seconds, we look at him, and no one thinks anything of it. We look like Bros. Then the SAW gunner opens fire and one of my squad members ask "Hey why are you shooting?" in VOIP. Needless to say, we were caught with our pants well around our ankles, and we didn't even realize it.

DogMeat
2010-02-21, 20:27
Operation Barracuda on (IIRC) the Tactical Gamer server.

My squad was on the PRC side, and the enemy had just taken North Rocks. So, being the upstanding team players that we were, we decided to slink on over there and take it back.

Oh Crap Moment Number 1: The realization that were were the ONLY SQUAD doing so. The rest were content to dick around at Main.

Oh Crap Moment Number 2: For whatever reason we had both an AR and a Marksman (me) in the squad. Luckily, our SL knew what he was doing. Myself and the AR gunner camped out in a bunker with a good view of the approach as our teammates slinked over towards the flag. After several painstaking minutes of watching and waiting, the rest of the squad crested the hill and were lost to our view. Almost immediately, there was a storm of gunfire...

"Fuck! Lead down."
"Don't worry, I've got it...CRAP! Medic down, medic down..."
"Will somebody pop smoke already?!"
"OH SHIT!

And so on, and so forth.

The AR gunner runs over the hill to try and salvage something of the situation, and almost instantly gets himself perished. Leaving me, in a bunker, sandwiched between at least three squads of enemy infantry...And is that a LAV I hear approaching?

Oh Crap Moment Number 3: The realization that at least some of the fire that killed off my squad had come from across the water. Upon looking over there, I noticed a squad of infantry setting up an FOB as well as an HMG nest.

So, being the upstanding squad member that I am, I call in the location to my (respawning) Lead, and prepare to sell my life dearly. They have no idea I'm there, and I easily manage to pick off one or two of them, and wing the medic coming in to revive them. However, this directly leads to...

Oh Crap Moment Number 4: The squad across the water has a sniper/marksman as well.

I get winged, I drop a field dressing, and I slink away towards the other side of the bunker.

Oh Crap Moment Number 5: The hill where my squad got wasted is now home to an AR gunner and HAT kit with a perfect view of my position. Luckily they haven't spotted me yet. Two shots, two dead tangos.

Oh Crap Moment Number 6: Throughout this entire debacle my squad had been attempting to make it back to my position. However, they kept getting killed off en-route. It was during a conversation with my lead that I first realized that the Americans thought me enough of an annoyance that they had called in the attack huey to blast the bunker where I had taken shelter. Luckily, I survived that as well.

Oh Crap Moment Number 7: Gunfire from the other side of the water tells me that something's going on. I look over to see a cloud of smoke. My squad's showed up! Finally! Sadly, they're pinned down by the HMG bunker. So, I happily pop the gunner...And then realize that they also have a TOW missile set up. I swing my rifle over, but too little too late. The missile destroys by beloved bunker.

Amazingly, I'm untouched. I sprint over towards the cover of the smoke, just in time for the round to end. We've won too, 37-0.

Though I only racked up two permanent kills, I managed to keep all the squads in the area occupied, and survived, all on my lonesome, for about fifteen minutes.

JohnnyTheIED
2010-02-21, 20:37
Time: Last nite early morning
Location: Jabal city, Hotel roof, G3 Sg1 on semi
Tickets: 10, alarm ringing in

I'm scoping around the hilltops surrounding the city, about 150-200 Americans had been killed so far trying to capture the holy grounds. All of the sudden, rocket fire and a Huey can be heard attacking the outskirts of the city to the east. I turn around only to see the attack Huey diving away from his strafing, right in my direction.

Still scoped, Has he gets closer (50-100m) and stabilize into a straight moving motion, I click on the full automatic mode and just empty up my mag into the pilot's windows.

Next thing you know the pilot is dead and the helo goes crashing into some apt blocks with his co-pilot, Game ends at the exact same time.

MEC has won the round

MEC 8 - USA 0

lol

JohnnyTheIED
2010-02-21, 20:43
Playing on Fools Road, gunning the TOW Spandrel. We decide to go hide out at Train Yard, since there was too much infantry at Dylym Village, and the next flag required their armor to go through Train. We were cruising along, when we see what appears to be the husk of a Scimitar on the road. Then it's gun moves. We are still going 90+ million miles per hour. That was my oh crap moment. Followed by the driver screaming "HIT AND RUUUUN" and ramming the spandy right into the scimitar.

Silent Eagle... my entire squad had procured US kits, and looked alot like US soldiers. We were holding a house, and had just 'cleared' the area, until this...
http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/92490642-3.jpg (http://www.xfire.com/profile/tomdackery/screenshots/bf2/?view#92490642)
http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/92490653-3.jpg (http://www.xfire.com/profile/tomdackery/screenshots/bf2/?view#92490653)
Enemy SAW gunner walks into our house, looks at us for a few seconds, we look at him, and no one thinks anything of it. We look like Bros. Then the SAW gunner opens fire and one of my squad members ask "Hey why are you shooting?" in VOIP. Needless to say, we were caught with our pants well around our ankles, and we didn't even realize it.

lol Tom I can't remember how often I've done entire squads with a team kit, the fraction of second it takes for the guys to realize is all it takes.

With the Russia vs militia maps its even easier as you can spam them commands in Russian lol, One time I had a militia kit running up behind a full squad, i could hear them go like "yesshh" and other simple commands so as I ran up behind I would answer as well.

Everything went cool until I got about 2m behind them, and my guy said "HURRRRRAAAAA" instead of the other one. LOL. Needless to say they all turned around to see me cock back my 47 and slug them down. LOL

good times

Foxhound42
2010-02-24, 14:00
Playing on insurgency as a terrorist RPG soldier ageist Americans. I take aim and fire at a Humvee. Miss darn the Humvee drove off Wait look! Its a supply truck...... a British supply truck? Maby they changed the model for the American one. Before i had time to think about it and how it didn't look much like a brit supply truck i took aim! Forgetting that the terrorists got a new bomb truck i fired and blew up GARY! OH NO!

DirtyMaximilian
2010-02-24, 14:08
One of the funniest Oh Crap moments in recent memory was driving a logistics truck with a friend in Kozelsk. I was an officer and he was a combat engineer, and we had both procured our kits from some Russians we'd taken down with a technical.

We set out from the Chechen base and drove all the way down to set up and FOB right near the Russian main in some trees on a hill to the north of it.

Once it was set up, we got ready to leave and I revved the engine and the truck lurched forward down the hill just as engines from the Russian base got really loud (they had been purring the whole time we were there). We started to slide down the hill and all of a sudden a troop transport, an apc, a tank and another logi poured out in convoy from the base.

Seeing as we were dead already, I drove down and straight into them, hoping to throw them into disarray with worries of friendly fire and confusion. As we approached, the Tank stopped and the gun didn't turn, while the space between him and the APC widened, so I drove straight into it and right between the APC and the tank. Hilariously, and unforgettably, it worked. We drove all the way to Tunnels in this convoy, and once we arrived, I just idled next to the APC, troop truck and Logi. I dropped some crates to authenticate ourselves, and my friend Anger fist got out of the Logi and dropped his two ieds in the whole pile of vehicles and guys setting up the FOB.
He hopped straight back in, I said "Roger That" with my radio, and we drove off into the sunset before pulling over and blowing them all away. Eight kills total, two trucks destroyed and an APC. The funniest part was that when I said "Roger That", the enemy SL replied, and I like to think he said "Thank you".

A negative Oh Crap moment was in Fools Road as Russians. I joined late and started a squad, and quickly had a full inf squad (one of those games where there are 6 vehicle and asset whore squads, and one locked clan inf squad (who complain about no one using team work) with ten or so unsquaded players, or randomly squaded for kits.

We crossed the bridge into Dylym Village, and it was an open flag. The Chechens had tanks back then, and I wanted to spread our men out so we could still hold if we came under attack from one tank. I ordered pairs of men into three houses and to stay hidden and guard their windows and doors while the cavalry arrived.
Each of us walked in before one guy said "hey, there's an IED in here! i didnt know they had IEDS!'.
Then another guy radioed; "nah, it's okay, it's like a model issue, we have one too.'
Then the guy I was with added 'yeah, every house has one, i saw another one in a house near the bridge and this has one too'.

Then the whole village exploded.

SnipeHunt
2010-02-24, 14:42
"hey, there's an IED in here! i didnt know they had IEDS!'.
Then another guy radioed; "nah, it's okay, it's like a model issue, we have one too.'
Then the guy I was with added 'yeah, every house has one, i saw another one in a house near the bridge and this has one too'.

Then the whole village exploded.

LOL. Thats a good one!

Pronck
2010-02-24, 14:47
Waiting for a Evac (BlackHawk at Ramiel in the Northern Desert) we see him, all happy because we were low on ammo and were in instense firefights. He wants to land Boom! Hit by a RPG, the blackhawk starts spinning towards our direction, we ran for our live the BH crashed only 2/3m from us , everbody bleeding but luckily the medic could save us. So we went back into the city and found some small supply crates son we could start fighting again.

DevilDog812
2010-03-02, 20:42
i stole an insurgant sniper kit after an apc killed him in the building we were clearing out. i proceeded to cover my squad and got 9 kills. then, i saw a pair of insurgants across the river by the hotel. i noticed one with a marksman, and i knew he was looking for me, so i took a shot and killed him, and lost his friend. he managed to dive down behind some concrete barriers and grabbed the marksman kit. then, i quick sat up, took a shot at me which barely missed my head, and i took a shot at his head at the same time while ducking behind my cover. thinking i mustve killed him, (and acting carelessly) i peaked around the corner and saw a red towel-covered head peaking up at me through my scope, and *BANG* im dead. i must say it was fun hunting the hunters though

ReapersWarrior
2010-03-02, 23:58
Played a great round of yamalia on TG as a squad leader. I had to go but decided to stick around to the end and just when everyone started saying 'gg'

REAPERSWARRIOR HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A SUPPORTING MEMBER.

kanonator
2010-03-03, 02:48
In Op. Barracuda. Full squad in a chopper. Pilot types "how do i deploy flares?"

Web_cole
2010-03-07, 09:58
Round of Ins on Al Basrah, Sl has me sitting on the cache, last line of defence sort of deal. This was the first known cache of the game, so I've been sitting on it practically all round (with assorted forays here and there).

Gunfire and explosions draw ever closer. Crap, whats going on? I see some Automatic Fire coming from across the street, re-position away from the window just in case.

Just as I'm redeploying my weapon a Brit walks in the room. Any other 3 seconds all round, I'd of had him.

Oh ffs...

:D

Maybee
2010-03-07, 18:53
Playing a game of Al-Basrah, I was on the insurgents side with a few friends and we ahd set up to defend a cache on the edge of a city. I hear people saying " We've got an APC on the outskirts, circling around ", So i grabbed the RPG kit and began walking through the sand dunes when i come along two other soldiers, one with an RPG and one with an AK47. There was a few pops and I got shot once by a random british soldier, my friendly opened up on him with the AK47 and they killed each other on the spot, I took the bandages and hunkered down with the other RPGer. We ehard the APC incoming so we ready our RPG's and look over the sand dune we were hiding behind, what do we see? The "DONTSHOOT!" squad of civillians were walking towards the APC with their hands up. I laughed a little inside when the APC pulled up to them and the gunner and driver got out. The Civillians kept them busy as the other RPGER and I simultaneously fired our RPG's into the APC and blew it up, killing the Crewmen with shrapnel. The civilians came over to us and bowed. :]

Orca19904
2010-03-08, 09:17
Was playing the infantry version of Ramiel on co-op mode and came to secure Charlie (I think that's it, whichever the multi-story building with the flag on the roof is), and found a whole squad of insurgents on the roof, with me being armed with only an M4A1 on semi-auto. "Oh crap!" :shock:

Orca19904
2010-03-09, 01:03
Almost another similar incident while playing Kozelsk in the same format; was near the end of the round as a Militia medic and had about half a mag left in the AKS-47 when I walked in on half a dozen Russian soldiers in one of the bunkers. Managed to waste a couple of them with the AK before running empty and got tagged before I could duck behind the corner. I got the medkit out and healed myself, then fixed the bayonet on the AK and made a banzai charge and amazingly managed to shank all the remaining soldiers and won the round.

JohnnyTheIED
2010-03-09, 01:51
Playing a game of Al-Basrah, I was on the insurgents side with a few friends and we ahd set up to defend a cache on the edge of a city. I hear people saying " We've got an APC on the outskirts, circling around ", So i grabbed the RPG kit and began walking through the sand dunes when i come along two other soldiers, one with an RPG and one with an AK47. There was a few pops and I got shot once by a random british soldier, my friendly opened up on him with the AK47 and they killed each other on the spot, I took the bandages and hunkered down with the other RPGer. We ehard the APC incoming so we ready our RPG's and look over the sand dune we were hiding behind, what do we see? The "DONTSHOOT!" squad of civillians were walking towards the APC with their hands up. I laughed a little inside when the APC pulled up to them and the gunner and driver got out. The Civillians kept them busy as the other RPGER and I simultaneously fired our RPG's into the APC and blew it up, killing the Crewmen with shrapnel. The civilians came over to us and bowed. :]

lmfao, epic.

Gotta love the "DONT SHOOT!!" squads... loool.

JohnnyTheIED
2010-03-09, 01:53
My best civie experience was back on .85 I think, I was full of sprint and some british from vcp decided to run after me. Calculating his sprint consomation carefully, I was preparing my throws and letting him get to like 4-5m before throwing the rocks straight into his face. lol.

Little did he knew, after the 4th or 5th rock, and caughting it out, I stoned him to death, mano a mano. lol.

Dev1200
2010-03-09, 03:47
Making civi squads are deadly.. almost unfair. Just use them as meat shields, or sit around a corner, when the civi runs away kill the persuer with an AKS-74u :)


But my best "oh crap" moment is when your tanking, then suddenly realize your getting shot by a tank, but when you find where he is, there's a second one beside it. OH SHIII *splode*

JohnnyTheIED
2010-03-09, 03:57
Making civi squads are deadly.. almost unfair. Just use them as meat shields, or sit around a corner, when the civi runs away kill the persuer with an AKS-74u :)


But my best "oh crap" moment is when your tanking, then suddenly realize your getting shot by a tank, but when you find where he is, there's a second one beside it. OH SHIII *splode*

lol this one time we had like 12 civies giving me a human shield all the way to a hummvee parked in desert, Karbala. We got the hummvee crew mob style has a few attackers hided behind the civies.

Then a smart ass decided to IED the whole bunch, jumping on hummvee. lol

Another fun move in INS is to fake unarmed. Drop your kalashnikov or IED kit on the corner, Bait some to come arrest you hands up. Then in a glimpse, run back to hidden kit, grab it and surprise! lol

-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba
2010-03-09, 10:08
placed 10 ied around a cache, got 400m away in a building and waited for the infidels. they came but unfortunately not to the cache, they came to the house i was hiding in. killed 2 with the sks the 3. got me.
and no, they didnt pushed the trigger, i had one ied left in the kit so i assume they didnt noticed the explosives set.

PFCWashburn
2010-03-10, 14:40
I was playing Ramiel and my whole squad had chosen collaborator, and we were running around havnig a rock fight and hanging from trees with our ropes, trying to lure the americans over to us. They finally came, a stryker and a humvee full of troops pulling up right next to us. We all ran away, throwing rocks in our wake, until they learned how to use shotguns to arrest us...

Then later that round, a tank decided to camp our hideout we made and blow us up, trying to aim for the non-collaborators...needless to say he missed a lot and im sure he waited a long time to spawn

all i remember is when we were dancing around on our cellphones and it was the funniest PR moment of my life

karambaitos
2010-03-10, 18:06
My moment is once on mutrah my suqad is getting into a huey we start going back to the carrier some MEC dude shoots a random LAT and kills everyone on the right side of the chopper including the pilot on the left and im the only one left alive (i was on the left side doorgunner position) I see the chopper starting to fall an im like 'hmm.... might survive this' and then i saw a wall in front of the chopper you can guess what happened :)
and there was one very happy MEC that bragged on chat.

victor_phx
2010-03-10, 21:25
lol this one time we had like 12 civies giving me a human shield all the way to a hummvee parked in desert, Karbala. We got the hummvee crew mob style has a few attackers hided behind the civies.

Then a smart ass decided to IED the whole bunch, jumping on hummvee. lol

Another fun move in INS is to fake unarmed. Drop your kalashnikov or IED kit on the corner, Bait some to come arrest you hands up. Then in a glimpse, run back to hidden kit, grab it and surprise! lol

I didn't even need to hide my kit, one time. I had the "stone" slot selected, with the AKS-74u kit on Fallujah, and an american would come towards me with a restrainer. :|
He obviously believed I was a civilian, despite that turban I had.

Easiest kill ever! I wonder what his reaction was when the "civie" pulled out an AK right in front of him. So, that was an 'oh, crap' moment... for him!

Shredhead99
2010-03-10, 22:03
Today on Jabal. Our (US) Squad is advancing towards Bridge from East Beach, halfway up the hills, as SL yells "contact" and marks a position just 100 meters away. "He's in that ditch!" We were lined up, aware of the enemy, in higher position, thus we should have had the advantage. Suddenly the enemy pops up, a big, fat tube on his shoulders, aiming directly at me. All I could say was "Oh shiiiiit!!!" when the rocket hit me square in the face.
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Did I mention I was the only one killed in this situation?

Galliruler
2010-03-11, 00:25
Chopper Pilot: Oh, hey, lookie there.
*RPG flys at us and causes the Black Hawk to crash*

D:

SierraTangoVic
2010-03-11, 02:02
One of mine I just caught today:

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Orca19904
2010-03-12, 05:10
One of mine I just caught today:

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You would think you'd be safe inside a huge concrete bunker like that, since they're just standard general-purpose bombs (Mk-80 series, I believe) and not bunker-busters. Actually had something like that happen to me once. Was playing that same map in co-op mode and saw a Frogfoot turning inbound so I parked my Abrams inside the bunker thinking I'd be safe. Wrong!

SethManson
2010-03-14, 08:22
Yesterday I was playing Muttrah on the MEC team. My squad decided to take two APCs for the game, I was the driver in one and DT(Something) was my gunner. We had been patrolling the Docks and I decided to drive through some crates. Right as I exited the crates I saw a guy with a rocket in his hands run past us. He fired at us from about 10 meters and nailed the APC in the rear. I thought were we going to blow, but DT convinced me we could make it and we did. He scared the crap out of me when I saw him at first.

iAstralPr0jekt
2010-03-14, 19:47
I was an insurgent on Ramiel.
I was crossing a road with just a hair of sprint left.
I had my molotov ready and just as a logi truck went to run me over i managed to side hop over a wall, simultaneously tossing my molotov right onto the truck as he went by full speed.
I was close enough to snag my shirt on his bumper, but i got over the wall, molotov planted on this fast moving vehicle and 20meters later he burned to death in the cab.

That was definately my oh crap moment.

BadGuy
2010-03-17, 20:50
MEC inf sneaks up on me as i snipe some guys, he has a knife and i see him, we end up in a knife fight and he pushes me off the building! lol.

Knife Fights are memorable when alone, I just had one last night with a AR guy on a roof. It just feels that great when they do go for a knife.

JohnnyTheIED
2010-03-20, 17:50
Al fallujah, full server,

As the game starts I have a full dedicated squad of jihads, I inform them of my plan. Arty IED ambush on the arch palace corner.

I drop my ammo on the corner and start the digging. I get 4 arty ieds up when suddenly Bradley APC pops out on the corner and starts shooting around. Nobody is hit, we take cover and wait.

I'm now about 150m down the street behind my techie waiting for the detonation. Suddenly I see a hummvee going full speed on that corner.

"allahu akbar" can be heard on the VOIP before 4 mushrooms of dust start going up in the sky.

Hummvee destroyed, Bradley flaming.

I run back into the dust with my techie to set 1 more ARTY ied I had ready, then I run back to main to reload ammo techie.

Once at the main reloading, my spotters call in a full bluefor Squad on that same corner of the ambush. I take out my cell phone, "allahu akbar" and beep.

All I could hear after that was my spotters laughing their asses off. lol

We then proceeded to take out LAV, Abrams and many more with the gary team. What a surprise, the server "crashed" as I was 10-0 and the insurgent team dominating. All armors taken out, ambushes set up all around. I guess the admins felt the humiliation too hard.. lol Was on NWA server..

Ghost Wolfe
2010-03-30, 22:10
Tactical Gamer Sever,

My squad mate and I were walking through the eastern part of Muttrah City, when we heard the sound of an enemy chopper coming in. We ducked down along the roadside and cringed as his rockets lit up the road nearly killing us. After the dust settled, my buddy turned and said, "Man, that was close."

30 seconds later, the chopper returned again and let loose more fire. Somehow we both were still alive, so we turned and ran trying to keep it that way. Once safely inside a building entrance, he said, "That was even closer than before." I had to agree with him.

We chose to wait for some friendlies to arrive before moving, and before long, the heli sounded overhead. "Don't worry," said my squad mate, "there is no way he can hit us in here." As soon as those words came out of his mouth, the chopper spun a 360 and hovered 5 feet off the ground staring straight at us. The last thing I heard was "Ahhh crap are you serious!" *boom*

Orca19904
2010-03-31, 07:15
Was playing Ramiel in co-op mode with standard layout and was driving a Bradley and trying to capture the Mosque control point. I saw a 9P124 BRDM coming down the road from the Insurgent Operations Base and began to engage it with the Bushmaster. The trees in the middle of the road made it hard to get a clear shot at him and I was down to HEI-T ammo, having exhausted my sabot earlier. Long story short, the last thing I saw was an ATGM from the BRDM coming straight in my face just a split-second before 'DEAD'.

Pronck
2010-03-31, 08:30
On the chicago Insurgency/AAS server, I had to revive my officer laying in enemy crossfire. My squad surpressed them, I went to my officer when I stood 2mtr away of him I saw a russian shooting out the window. I took the back entrance and Said "Yippie Kay Yay M(&(&*^RTU*$&^^" (Like Die hard) and right around the corner I saw 3 russians changing kits and reloading luckily I could kill them as my gun was on burst-fire. Really scary when you find 4 russians instead of 1.

Th0raxe_III
2010-03-31, 20:57
Im still a new player but I've allready have a (some actualy but I cant remember) "oh crap" moment

Playing as insurgent warrior I cant remenber the map.
I was alone my squad was split up. I saw the enemy revive a friend "A clip later" there dead I start reloading my weapon...when I see an enemy squad walking towards me...wait theres more....at that point I was like "RELOAD! RALOAD DAM YOU!"...then a merkava tank passes right by me followed by by 2 enemy squads....I was alone...versus...the other team...need I say more

goguapsy
2010-04-01, 00:50
2 at Tactical Gamer:

1. After teaching my SL how to use mumble, we joked a lot and later the whole squad bunched up to hear the SL talking to another SL through mumble. I look back, I go check an entrance. I move 10 meters. FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOMMM 5 deaths with 1 TOW. "Oh Crap!!" I turned around - I was the only one who survived. And my Officer. Officers have more lives than enlisted men. Go figure.

2. Now this was really an "Oh Crap!" Moment, I really thought of that word: Muttrah. Running in the open road as MEC at the docks. I see attack huey coming directly towards me. I hear rockets firing. "OHHH CRAPPP!!!""""" Rockets hit the containers just in front of me and right behind me. 4 of my squad members died. I didn't get a single scratch. Note those rockets landed 5 meters behind me, and just a few centimeters too low.

scope
2010-04-01, 18:03
Couple nights ago on Karbala working along side the Tank as an infantry squad. We are in b1 having a long range shootout with insurgents in the village compound south of us.

Random blue guy: GARY C4, GARY C4
Me: tank sq....did you see that
tank squad: WTF is a gary
Me to my squad: RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN

We didn't make it far enough. Tank had no idea what hit it.

Iceberg
2010-04-03, 12:14
When me and a squad mate were walking through some grass on Ghost Train. We see an enemy squad in front of us and immediately drop into the grass and don't move. After about 30 seconds, the squad seems to have passed. Then a gunshot and a black screen :|

-Prowler-
2010-04-03, 14:14
on TG.

I was in a stryker transporting infantry when gary was reported just north of us, we had the infantry dismount and cut the engines quickly, sure enough we could hear it. We decided we would try and RTB, see if we couldnt out-run it.

Sure enough we saw it still a long ways off, and the gunner was firing like a mad man as we booked it. Then from a roof top just before us I see an enemy an enemy HAT stand up...well.....shit.

It took out all the wheels on our left side...we were truly cripled. At this point I was just going non-stop in mumble, we need a loggy, we got gary on our ass, no way we can RTB at this time, ect, ect.

And of course what turns the corner down the road? GARY! It came at us full speed, an we knew we were dead, we both hoped out and ran for our damn lives....and before I knew it...


"DEAD"

wezpa
2010-04-03, 14:20
My friend had a "oh crap" moment a few days ago:

We was playing muttrah for USMC, and were flying the cobra.
I was flying it, and he gunned.
We went back towards the carrier after some good lazer kills.

Then my screen went black for one sec, and I was like: "Look! There is my desktop! (a nice looking picture from the PR arma announcement)"
And my friend was like "you are kidding me, right?
Then he heard the sound of my pilot screaming behind him. The engine turned off and the cobra started do descend rapidly.
... "Oh crap"
*DEAD, respawning in...*

Not fun to waste a cobra in that way... :(

JohnnyTheIED
2010-04-03, 18:50
I will let the picture speak for itself:

https://www.realitymod.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5054&stc=1&d=1270324820

Opan
2010-04-07, 17:23
Jabal, yesterday as US. A friend and I took an APC and after the US had taken Jabal Al Burj we went on a small raid on the other side of the river.

Just as we drove up on a hill we saw a HAT with the weapon seemingly ready to fire, he scared the crap out of us but didn't shoot so we got out of there alive but well shaken.

Orca19904
2010-04-08, 07:58
Was playing Muttrah City in co-op mode with standard layout in a BMP-3. Had just captured the North City Center control point and was heading to the last one at the Muttrah Docks when a TOW Humvee came around the corner. We both saw each other at about the same time but he got the TOW off just before I could open up on him with the autocannon. 'DEAD'.

Scr3amX2
2010-04-28, 09:25
This was on Kashan Desert, east of North Bunkers.

I was MEC, driving a T-72 around a small hill to conceal myself, come around the corner, and I have two M1 Abrams aiming straight at me within 50m, my gunner and I didn't last too long at all...

Le_Chuck
2010-04-28, 10:05
Muttrah 64 as inf SL. Was after a retreating guy that tried to escape with his HAT. He ran around some corners and i tried to intercept him on the flank. After i went around a corner he was standing there ready to aim and shoot at me. I pulled the trigger but everything i heard was "click". ---Oh crap moment--- Surprisingly the other guy didnt shoot either and i managed to reload behind the corner. As i went back to get him, he was gone. Maybe he had a empty mag aswell..... So maybe two "oh crap" moments in one

goguapsy
2010-04-28, 17:16
My gunner and I didn't last too long at all...

At all?

mati140
2010-04-28, 18:03
I will let the picture speak for itself:

https://www.realitymod.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5054&stc=1&d=1270324820

OMG, like in COD4!

I had also an "Oh crap" moment:

It was Dragon fly map, RT server, right after 0.9 release.

We were GB, checking a building in the city. I was medic and I had no granades. It was quiet and we didn't expected that it's full of militia.

When we entered it (act. 3 of us) and, without any fear, went to the staircase, s1 shot both my squadmates from upstairs. I was alone, so I went a bit back, in the corner, when I could cover whole room from, including stairs.

Suddenly, I can see this mutherf****** that shot my comrades. He wasn't aiming me and I was stabilized on him. I wanted to restrain him. RT was using one-chanel, forced-to-be-used Mumble, so I shouted on him:
- Halt! drop your weopon and get your hands up!
Than I heard massive choir of laughts overhead:
- LMAO, ARE U TRYING TO ARREST THE WHOLE SQUAD?!

Oh crap...

Stealth Clobber
2010-04-28, 19:36
RT was using one-chanel, forced-to-be-used Mumble, so I shouted on him:
- Halt! drop your weopon and get your hands up!
Than I heard massive choir of laughts overhead:
- LMAO, ARE U TRYING TO ARREST THE WHOLE SQUAD?!

And that kids is why we have 2 channel Mumble servers. :P

goguapsy
2010-04-28, 19:40
OMG, like in COD4!


Yep! Except for the fact that in COD4 they were...

1.Marines (not british)
2.A chopper (not on foot, only later)
3. Not carrying binos
4.It was not a Gary, it was an atomic bomb (which, rethinking, they are the same, so scratch this one)
5. The chopper fell down.
6. You were in the middle of the city, not in the middle of the bloody desert!
7. There were debrises all over the place.
8. (note on nº2) They HAD choppers. Unlike the british, which don't even have a lynx :(

Can't think of any more right now. But besides those, yeah, they are pretty similar.

Especially the blood effects.

And the last stand feel.


Ah and nº 9 - You die in COD4. And don't respawn. You become a totally new guy, with different accents and stuff (and a funny name, "Soap")

PRC_Heavy_Z
2010-04-28, 20:40
Riding in a Chinook flying very low on Silent Eagle, then realizing the pilot just type "wAtch this!" on team chat...

Click
2010-05-01, 07:35
mine would be when I was on Silent Eagle and our pilot died and we didn't know it then we jumped out and we landed in front of an enemy tank and me and my whole squad killed.

Teek
2010-05-01, 07:42
Riding in a Chinook flying very low on Silent Eagle, then realizing the pilot just type "wAtch this!" on team chat...

I think I know of the incident your talking about ;)


On silent eagle our squad just took Central village and we requested heli transport to the Silo flag. The chinook pilot picked us up and took off due East to the edge of the map before skirting the map's edge due north. After a while of flying and seemingly going further north of the flag we are all like, "umm...." and the pilot replies, "watch dis!". Two seconds later we enter the DoD around the Russian Repair Station and the pilot spins the bird around and just barely make it out with a second to go, or so we think. The pilot and the SL both die and the 5 squad members parachute out of the falling helo in the very north eastern corner of the map, 300m+ away from the silo in the middle of nowhere.

Our squad starts a trek towards the objective while the pilot and SL spawn in, this time the pilot flys right at the flag and lands 50m away from the eastern fence of the missile silo and drops a crate. The SL starts building a FB so no one has to endure that experience again and just as the 5 squadies make it to the FB, we get ambushed by the defenders of the Silo Flag who saw and heard the Chinook land. We push the Russians off and barely survive when the chinook arives with another crate and a squad, just as a tank arrives, which quickly turns the helicopter in to scrap handing on our heads.

I face palm'd

McJamesV
2010-05-02, 05:07
Just played a game of cat and mouse with an enemy chopper for the last 10 minutes only to have the thing look me dead in the eye and rush me. I said "Oh crap" as the first bullet was fired.

503
2010-05-02, 05:55
Qinling. The Chinese captured the last British flag (farm house I think it is) and most of the British team was more than 2km from that flag with no choppers available. Me, db, fuzz, and hyperactive, walking east from a completely decimated firebase in the west, were the few left of our two squads since no one could respawn or everyone else in the team was far behind us at the destroyed firebase.

While walking, we heard a Z-10, which had been a major factor of our losses in various skirmishes in the western part of the map, behind us. When the Z-10 was facing and heading in our direction, we dropped our kits and surrendered. Remarkably, the helicopter ripped apart our teammates in our surroundings, while leaving us untouched.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1909/screen096.jpg

TheAmazingYant
2010-05-25, 00:37
As Marines on Muttrah, we took a rooftop from a couple MEC troopers in the central city area, and set up to watch to the south and south west. We spotted a TOW and HMG being constructed on the rooftop of the southern hotel, and our riflemen and SAW opened fire on their posistion (200-300m away) to "discourage" their efforts. I was a medic, and with iron sights had little to do but sit, watch, and scope the rooftops for an inevitable MEC response.

The response came in the form of an enemy HAT soldier, which I spotted way up on the watchtower of the castle, in the process of unpacking his weapon. I called in his location, but we were not able to bring in suppressing fire in time to prevent the HAT from firing.

I was able to make a frantic call over VOIP for people to hit the deck, as I watched the rocket soar straight at us (its flight time was upwards of 3 seconds), and I ducked behind the building's parapet just in time to avoid being taken out in the blast.

I'm still not a hundred percent certain why I lived, since our SL was killed less than 3m from me. After reviving the squad I talked them into leaving our rooftop, certain that another HAT round would be coming soon. I was right: Another one hit the exact same spot as soon as we reached the bottom of the stairwell.

Smallz
2010-05-27, 08:50
Chicago hardcore insurgency on ramiel. My squad had been rolling in humvee's for most of the map and we ended up back at the main US base to rearm. As we were leaving we saw 2 strykers and 2 other humvees roll up and also get repaired. We decided to make a convoy to the cache. We form up and leave the base, 3 humvee's with 50 cals, a transport humvee and 2 strykers in a line. We head out, across the bridge when the strykers suddenly stop. Me and the other squad humvee are honking the horn when gary appears over the dunes to our left heading straight toward the 6 vehicles stopped dead in the middle of the road.

BOOM

Then I laughed.

Gammlgandalf13
2010-05-27, 10:09
When you suddenly press E instead of W or another button when flying in an Apache, Havoc, F16 ...

SGT_Griggs
2010-05-27, 14:49
When you suddenly press E instead of W or another button when flying in an Apache, Havoc, F16 ...
Thats happened to me so many times... seems to only happen to me in jets when im flying 900kmph+

goguapsy
2010-05-27, 20:32
Thats happened to me so many times... seems to only happen to me in jets when im flying 900kmph+

It's a known bug.

:mrgreen: