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goguapsy
2009-06-12, 01:24
I've made a quick search and I think that I should make a thread about only this kind of dumb moments (not the ones that you "thought you were a noob", smthg like that u know?)


So I'll start.


We were running with 2 humvees down the street in a insurgency map (i dont remember the name, it's the one with little birds, and the city make like a "T" shape, and the bottom of the T is the US Operations base), and that road always have IEDs, right?

So, as we were speeding down the road I started screaming over the Mic "AHHH STOP THE CAR STOP THE CAR STOP THE CAR!!!" and both cars stopped. And the SL was like "why did you tell us to stop?" I said "there is always an IED on this road" and he said "nah, don't worry". there were 3 guys in each humvee. I was in one and the SL was in the other. his humvee went first, so I said "ok, I don't mind, cuz you are goin on front and you are going to die and not me" just as I finished that sentence, guess what, my SL humvee got blown up. "Oh, hahAHahhaHAha" said the guys on his car, while I was "See? I told you..."



and the other one, I didn't finish with "I told you" but it was funny:

We were on that Insurgency map (which has a blackhawk). we were driving through the streets looking for a Cache, then suddenly a bomb car shows up. we start shooting at it (because we managed to disable one before it reached us earlier in the map). we were a little far behind, and then he turns at a corner. while we move to that corner in the humvee at max speed, I say "wait... we are Chasing the bomb car?" while someone laughed (it was a funny situation), guess what. the bomb car driver managed to make a U-turn before we even reached the corner, he shows up behind it and BOOM!!!!! we all laughed like hell.



So do you have any moments like this? XDD

Flaringo
2009-06-12, 03:45
Hahaha, funny stuff, man! :)

I was in your squad when the second one happend, but I was stuck in main base :(

goguapsy
2009-06-12, 04:23
Hahaha, funny stuff, man! :)

I was in your squad when the second one happend, but I was stuck in main base :(

YES, I remember you m8!
the SL didnt stop saying ur name when u didnt get in the blackhawk XD

Flaringo
2009-06-12, 04:26
Never take a piss in the middle of a PR game, you'll miss out on all the fun :P

goguapsy
2009-06-12, 04:42
Never take a piss in the middle of a PR game, you'll miss out on all the fun :P

rofl! once i had to be afk for a minute. i come back and my squad is 500 meters away. i go there just to get killed halfway there :(

oh and remember at the beginning of the round when that blackhawk was shooting the hell outta us when we finished the firebase? the blackhawk pilots was like "oh, sorry" after we almost died there XD i dont know if u got hit but I did and it was random i wasnt expecting at all :P

Flaringo
2009-06-12, 04:52
Getting left behind is never fun :P

Yeah, I had no clue what was going on! I thought it was the technical we saw earlier that had come back wiith some serious gunpower! I didn't get hit but I had to heal a couple of you, SL died and I had to revive him :>

And the giant epic failure when we drove after a technical that was on this hill, so we fell outside of the map and died :P Too bad everyone except one guy and me left after the bomb car incident :(

unrealalex
2009-06-12, 05:46
I have so many.

1)"No, I can't land you in that coordinate, its very hot"- me
"S$E#*&$#(* GET US THERE !"
"As you wish"
*a dead helicopter later*
"I told you so..."

2)"Lets take all our armor and flank them from the west!" - commander
"That's not a good idea. We need armor in South Village right now" - me
"We KNOW WHAT WE"RE DOING ALEX"
*5 mins later all our armor is dead and enemy caps all flags*

Filamu
2009-06-12, 06:59
and the other one, I didn't finish with "I told you" but it was funny:

We were on that Insurgency map (which has a blackhawk). we were driving through the streets looking for a Cache, then suddenly a bomb car shows up. we start shooting at it (because we managed to disable one before it reached us earlier in the map). we were a little far behind, and then he turns at a corner. while we move to that corner in the humvee at max speed, I say "wait... we are Chasing the bomb car?" while someone laughed (it was a funny situation), guess what. the bomb car driver managed to make a U-turn before we even reached the corner, he shows up behind it and BOOM!!!!! we all laughed like hell.



So do you have any moments like this? XDD

Was that a few days ago? I did that to a humvee on Ramiel. A little out to the east of the map.

PLODDITHANLEY
2009-06-12, 07:54
As Commander on Kashan:
hello three tanks squad have you got any AA cover?
A slightly pissed response: No why?
Well you won't be around long then...

Five minutes later......all tanks gone

wookimonsta
2009-06-12, 08:12
me sitting at my tank in kashan with a tank squad that has two tanks and an apc. we have already taken out three tanks, an apc, two trucks and a transport chopper.
commander: you guys, we need you at south village
me: thats on the other end of the map, most of it is open road
commander: just do what i tell you
me: by the time we get there it won't matter..
commander: just do it
a few minutes later we get there, and its uncappable.
commander: we need you at mec outpost.
me: told you so
we drive all the way back up only to get picked off by aircraft...

Wicca
2009-06-12, 12:09
Reminds me of being squadleader, on operation... err..

US vs taliban, 2km big mountain in the middle with a castle.

Anyway, i was us, and we were on a hill, we were having a long firefight with numerous squads all around us, friendly and enemy, and we have a hummer.

So, a technical comes up behind us and start shooting immediatly everyone gets down and returns fire, including the hummer, but he gets blown to pieces, the technical rushes off, after some well aimed shots.

So, the cache we were fighting for is down, and i decide we need to get out of here, so i call in a helicopter, and a guy in my squad says.

"Squadleader, that technical is going to shoot down the helicopter when he lands here"

I said in my infinitive wisdom

"no we scared the technical away, it wont shoot"

So the helicopter lands, and guess what, as we all sit under the helicopter, and its about to land, the enemy technical starts shooting, we try to run away, but the explosion gets us all.

The guy said

"told you"

I say,

"SPAWN AT MAIN!"

Dunehunter
2009-06-12, 12:14
You called in a huey extract in a position where you knew there was a technical around? Yeah, you deserved that one. Did you atleast warn the Huey?

Wicca
2009-06-12, 12:17
No the fighting had stopped the other squads were going away in hummers, and being picked up, i was at a mountain top near that deserted airfield overlooking those field, and i thought i wanted to join the rest of the squads on the next cache. And as we saw the 50 shooting we was like, ruuun! It was my bad, i learned a good lesson trust me.

Outlawz7
2009-06-12, 12:43
And now the final question. If you guess correctly, you will win over 9000 Internetz.

Reminds me of being squadleader, on operation... err..

So Operation:
a.) LOLchair
b.) Archer
c.) Black Hawk Down
d.) Fastropes

:confused::confused::confused:









It's Archer btw :P

Anyway I have lots of 'I told you' moments, they sometimes end up with 'STFU outlaws, smartarse!' *kick from squad* or XYZ[Teamkills]Outlawz7

=Romagnolo=
2009-06-12, 14:41
"who is this guy in the helicopter ?"

SL - "That doesnt matter, just get in"

"Sir, I think it is not safe to take a ride with him..."

SL - "GET IN !"



*choppers turns over and everyone dies*

"I told you..."

HunterMed
2009-06-12, 15:41
I throw grappling over a wall in Fallujah.

I get on the other side - PKM awaits me and shoots me in the face from 2 meters distance.

Over Voip to Squad, which is still on the other side: "DONT USE THE HOOK! ENEMY on the other side!!"

Squadleader uses hook and gets shoot on the same spot...

Doh.

DanishPride
2009-06-12, 15:49
beeing a whole civi sqd ... we said on the main chat "Full enemy sqd at D5KP2(Or something like that) and you better not come!"
Then an enemy sqd appears and we all like walk up on the building throwing rocks after them and the civi car comes ramming them... :)
Makemebad says: haha i said not to come :)

it was hilarious :)

goguapsy
2009-06-12, 16:15
And the giant epic failure when we drove after a technical that was on this hill, so we fell outside of the map and died :P

I remember that Lol i tried to take it back, but I died :(
then I was trying to convince the other humvee's driver to take me there to try to take it out again, we were on a discussion, but then the SL started saying smthg else so we just stopped and I didnt save the humvee 8-(


Was that a few days ago? I did that to a humvee on Ramiel. A little out to the east of the map.
I think it was Wednesday... and yes it was to the east of the map... if you were there (in our squad -ur name sounds familiar), you would have heard us talk about a lost humvee a lot (which was out of bounds (dead zone) to the very east), and if you weren't maybe you remember seeing the first cache in the east/south-east of the map...

Smuke
2009-06-12, 16:18
Me and Cheditor were on Karbala 'pwning' with a APC, I'd be ramming a few walls down for the infantiers to move in easily. We took a few hits and started smoking, Cheditor goes 'Smuke don't ram into anymore walls please'. I didn't think it was the walls that we're hurting us, so I decided for one more smash....BANG!

'Smuke, you idiot'

Portable.Cougar
2009-06-12, 17:43
Last night

SillySavage is flying a LB for the squad. About to do a hot insertion and he is lingin up for a low against the ground approch.

(me) what if we wnet high and came down near the river?
(SS) Think we should stay low
(me) Eh, give it a try high

beep beep beep beeeeeeep boom

(ss) told ya

ImPulse
2009-06-12, 20:15
Muttrah City, I was leading a squad as I usually do on that map. Played as MEC, and I decided to put up a firebase behind the mosque, and an AA on the mosque roof. Worked out fine, for 5-10 minutes. After that, we noticed that the cobra was hovering pretty far up, shooting down at us. Of course, I told my squad to get in to cover inside a building. Everyone did, except one who said he would try to go in to the AA and shoot the cobra down. I told him that he wouldn't stand a chance, but he just ignored me. He got up the stairs in the mosque and up to the roof. About 2 meters away from the AA, he got blown away. For some reason, he started screaming at our medic, ordering him to go out there and revive him even though the cobra most liekly were looking down on him, as the pilot knew we were an entire squad down there.

I never said "I told you so" to that guy, but I did think those words. And since we were attacked on the ground at that point of time as well, I told our medic to leave the guy on the roof and start helping out those who still had a chance. Medics are better off alive.

ShiningBuddha
2009-06-13, 11:10
Telling everyone in my squad that I had just rigged the front entrance to the gatehouse on Fallujah West with grenade traps and then getting 2 teamkills and verbal flak because no one listened.

Also joining an infantry squad and saying that everyone picking up a specialist kit at the beginning of the round and then moving halfway across the map was stupid, following which a HAT kit took out our truck and destroyed every kit our squad had mindlessly taken :neutral:

Megagoth1702
2009-06-13, 11:47
Fools Road. We (Russians) just capped the first flag but noone defended, the Chechens with their fast techies capped every other flag and soon came to the first. From the beginning of the round one guy "whined" about staying there to defend, but since I am the most l337 SL in teh world just wanted to go on, let the other SQDs handle it.

Well, the flag was capped just when we arrived at our next one and after this even more "I told you"s came from him... Anyway, we lost with 250-0.

Damn this! Always think before you do something, dont just do it and stay on course if there is a more useful thing to do.

cyberzomby
2009-06-13, 13:38
Fools Road. We (Russians) just capped the first flag but noone defended, the Chechens with their fast techies capped every other flag and soon came to the first. From the beginning of the round one guy "whined" about staying there to defend, but since I am the most l337 SL in teh world just wanted to go on, let the other SQDs handle it.

Well, the flag was capped just when we arrived at our next one and after this even more "I told you"s came from him... Anyway, we lost with 250-0.

Damn this! Always think before you do something, dont just do it and stay on course if there is a more useful thing to do.

haha yep. Also had one of these myself. There where 2 squads at the flag we just captured. We where already moving out (300 meters away or something) so I figured, were already assaulting so let the others defend.

they didnt and the same thing happened as you described. A big I told you so moment, because we all talked about it in Squad Voip that we should fall back as soon as we noticed the others moving out as well :P

goguapsy
2009-06-13, 15:28
cyberzomby;1052009']haha yep. Also had one of these myself. There where 2 squads at the flag we just captured. We where already moving out (300 meters away or something) so I figured, were already assaulting so let the others defend.

they didnt and the same thing happened as you described. A big I told you so moment, because we all talked about it in Squad Voip that we should fall back as soon as we noticed the others moving out as well :P

once in Muttrah i was SL. My team (with my help) capped every flag (we were MEC). Then suddenly the muttrah docks flag falls, and now every minute that passes we lose 1 flag... till the flag thats in the middle... thats where my SQ start taking the flags again... we got 2nd best squad if im not mistaken, 2800 was the highest, we had 2500 points.

it was cool nontheless (if this is the way u spell it :) XD)

-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba
2009-06-13, 16:05
telling the team that we have to defend our flags, being ignored, flag is lost and anyone just wonders how...
happening on 85% of pubbing games

BulletFizz
2009-06-13, 16:18
Havok flying to low over bunkers on kashan, and I mean really low, I tell him in chat that a tank will take him out, some seconds later the wreck is sailing down from the sky...

Megagoth1702
2009-06-13, 17:00
Hell yeah I love tanking nub choppers, hahahaha. :D

LUKE_NUKE_EM
2009-06-14, 19:40
Oh yeah. An "I Told You So" moment.

I was flying transport at Operation Barracuda, waiting on the carrier for infantry. A squad jumps in and tell me to go to Fortifications flag. I said "Its way too hot down there thats not a very good idea..." He said "JUST GO WHO CARES DAMN". I said "ok" and 30 seconds later I get locked onto and take an AA missle. The alarms start sounding and the helicopter is starting to lose control, I say "bail out" and I jump just before the chopper explodes. The only survivors of the crash were me and the squad leader who I wasof the squad I was transporting. We were just sitting there in the water, and I said "Told you so"

goguapsy
2009-09-03, 17:25
Oh yeah. An "I Told You So" moment.

I was flying transport at Operation Barracuda, waiting on the carrier for infantry. A squad jumps in and tell me to go to Fortifications flag. I said "Its way too hot down there thats not a very good idea..." He said "JUST GO WHO CARES DAMN". I said "ok" and 30 seconds later I get locked onto and take an AA missle. The alarms start sounding and the helicopter is starting to lose control, I say "bail out" and I jump just before the chopper explodes. The only survivors of the crash were me and the squad leader who I wasof the squad I was transporting. We were just sitting there in the water, and I said "Told you so"

lol

btw Bump... I read some good stories here, would love some more! haven't had any myself in a while but... you know ... i would love to hear other people's misery...

Shredhead99
2009-09-04, 11:35
Had an Airtaxi Squad on Kashan and was bringing Supplys into Bunkers, when I got shot down suddenly on half the way by, I think, a tank. Another guy was flying the next chopper and got an entire squad to fly to Bunkers. I told him not to go there, because its way too hot, he acknowledged, lifted off and went straight towards Bunkers. No 10 seconds later he and his Payload went down in a fireball, and I slapped my forehead...

evya
2009-09-12, 11:07
me and my squad playing on ramiel, we walk from airport to east side of the city
me[during walk]="i feel like we going get run over"
3 minutes later, we in city enemy tactical spot us, and of course, run over all of us but 2 or 3 people
i get revived, he come back, run over me killing me, and some others...

Mad-Mike
2009-09-12, 11:22
lol funny stories keep them coming...

goguapsy
2009-09-13, 02:21
me and my squad playing on ramiel, we walk from airport to east side of the city
me[during walk]="i feel like we going get run over"
3 minutes later, we in city enemy tactical spot us, and of course, run over all of us but 2 or 3 people
i get revived, he come back, run over me killing me, and some others...

lol epic

Hunt3r
2009-09-13, 09:47
I tell the entire server to call in an admin on 24/7 Muttrah because another guy said he wanted the cobra, and I said "he's going to tk me and my gunner if we get in"

Sure enough, he LATs us once we get in. Wasting a Cobra and destroying an asset for the rest of the round.

I forget to tell you, but he left once he did that.

Scot
2009-09-13, 11:14
"Guys, don't go in there, there is a SAW covering that entrance."

"What?"

*PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW*

"MEEEDDICCC"

akatabrask
2009-09-13, 15:02
"No sir, I don't you should drive the supply truck there."

"Nonsense, I've done this plenty of times before."

-A flipped truck later.

"Goddamit!"

"Told you so"


Classic

Aimed
2009-09-13, 17:40
On Operation Barracuda, were americans and we move to the SE of the island by boat to assualt the airport tower flag, we sneak up to the run away and get ready to mvoe through the fence, when we get spotted, so i tell the squad leader i should smoke the tower with my m203 to cover our assault and that we should smoke the runway as well.

but SL says no it will be fine, lets just charge there quickly, so everyone gets up and begins sprinting and the enemy squad in the tower just slaughter everyone as we begin running.

i just face-palmed and left the squad

NyteMyre
2009-09-14, 00:51
I think I was that squadleader :p

Aimed
2009-09-14, 16:15
I think I was that squadleader :p

Chicago server? about week ago?

playing on operation archer, whole squad jumps in chopper and we say go to the west of the airport in the hills as theres technicals and lots of insurgents at the airport, so we begin flying over and pilot go towards the east of the airport, so we tell him we want to go west as theres to many enemies there and the pilot says whatever just get out and lands on the airstrip, where we get shot at by 2 technicals and at least 3 rpgs

the pilot then left the game whilst we all facepalmed

HellDuke
2009-09-14, 21:28
Here's my story:

Forgot the map name, but it's betwen Talibam and US and if US have the outpost they get a stryker. On the side of the road next to the base, I found an IED (I joined a new squad and was coming back to be picked up by the humvee). When they arive (4 guys in the humvee) the SL tells me to get in and says we'll go straight down the road.
Me: "If you are going to go there I'm not getting in that deathtrap".
SL: "Suit yourself, you're the one walking the rest of the way. I mean no one is watching the IED if you went past it and came here alive".

Guess what happened? Yep, just as they drove past that fateful bush the IED went off.

Me: "I think I told you so... Didn't I? Yes... I think I did..."

goguapsy
2009-09-15, 02:28
Here's my story:

Forgot the map name, but it's betwen Talibam and US and if US have the outpost they get a stryker. On the side of the road next to the base, I found an IED (I joined a new squad and was coming back to be picked up by the humvee). When they arive (4 guys in the humvee) the SL tells me to get in and says we'll go straight down the road.
Me: "If you are going to go there I'm not getting in that deathtrap".
SL: "Suit yourself, you're the one walking the rest of the way. I mean no one is watching the IED if you went past it and came here alive".

Guess what happened? Yep, just as they drove past that fateful bush the IED went off.

Me: "I think I told you so... Didn't I? Yes... I think I did..."

rofl!

P.S. Korengal Valley was tha map.

ryan d ale
2009-09-16, 03:42
Oh yeah. An "I Told You So" moment.

I was flying transport at Operation Barracuda, waiting on the carrier for infantry. A squad jumps in and tell me to go to Fortifications flag. I said "Its way too hot down there thats not a very good idea..." He said "JUST GO WHO CARES DAMN". I said "ok" and 30 seconds later I get locked onto and take an AA missle. The alarms start sounding and the helicopter is starting to lose control, I say "bail out" and I jump just before the chopper explodes. The only survivors of the crash were me and the squad leader who I wasof the squad I was transporting. We were just sitting there in the water, and I said "Told you so"

One of my favourite stories.

Happened to myself a few times but with an interesting twist.

I managed to avoid getting 'shot down' because of my 1337 flying skillz (or luck...but it happens a few hundred percent more often being destroyed) but the squad inside dies from the AA missle and my helicopter isn't running perfect and maybe a lil smokey.

That's JUSTICE.

Pick them up again and then they listen :)

Sidewinder Zulu
2009-09-16, 03:57
As commander, I send the UAV out and spot three enemy AA emplacements north of the Bunkers on Kashan Desert.

No worries.

I get on the channel to the Apache squad, and warn them about the danger.
No response, and the Apaches are heading north from the South Bunkers.

I tell them again, more urgently, and place a move marker for them away from the enemy AA.
Then I type the warning in the team chat.

No response.

And then, I watch on the UAV's screen as two AH-64s get utterly raped by MEC AA batteries.

Sadface.

"I told you so!" :-?

Spartan0189
2009-09-16, 04:40
Here is my story.. Quite bland, and crappy
So, on Al Basrah, there was a group of new guys whoring Armor units.. So I was like telling them "No, No, No! don't take the armor" and the group was like "No FU"
I was like, Your loss for not taking an experienced gunner (And the chat begins)
Me: Suit yourself
Driver 1 (Challenger): HEY HOW DO I MOVE THE TURRET
Driver 2 (Warrior): Hey, how come I can't rotate the turret

And well, the knuckleheads went out with.. a manned Warrior, and a half manned Challenger
So right as they roll down, I noticed Big Red's Sleeper on the other side, I told them to stop, but they just sped on, then Big Red rolls up, gets a triple kill, and then the guys said "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US" and like, I just ignored them the whole round

Blah, I told you (them) so!

anglomanii
2009-09-16, 04:59
happened the other night while playing with a few guys from bigD on the team work server, once again i got stuck as the medic, so i was pretty busy. head down behind a wall stoping the saw gunner from bleeding out..

me: hey does any one else hear that?
others: what?.. nah.....huh...
me: i think its a bomb car.....
others: nah to far away....what? ......arrh i love chivas regal...
me:....no really i think its a..BOOOOOOOOOOOM....
me: NUMBNUTS! (or similar facsimile of pertinant words to express my disatisfaction)

goguapsy
2009-09-16, 22:50
happened the other night while playing with a few guys from bigD on the team work server, once again i got stuck as the medic, so i was pretty busy. head down behind a wall stoping the saw gunner from bleeding out..

me: hey does any one else hear that?
others: what?.. nah.....huh...
me: i think its a bomb car.....
others: nah to far away....what? ......arrh i love chivas regal...
me:....no really i think its a..BOOOOOOOOOOOM....
me: NUMBNUTS! (or similar facsimile of pertinant words to express my disatisfaction)

hahahah

I think its a... kkkkk!



I remember i was once on Ramiel... Drinving the HMMVV... I see a tree with an insurgent. As I try to run over him I see he is right in front of the IED.
"bloody hell".
bom.

Just as I said bloody hell we died... 3 ppl! :P
We got sorted up later tho :)

Tomato-Rifle
2009-09-16, 22:56
"What out there's a mine there"

"Yeah, i know about tha.... BOOOOOM"

Rissien
2009-09-16, 22:58
Oh yeah. An "I Told You So" moment.

I was flying transport at Operation Barracuda, waiting on the carrier for infantry. A squad jumps in and tell me to go to Fortifications flag. I said "Its way too hot down there thats not a very good idea..." He said "JUST GO WHO CARES DAMN". I said "ok" and 30 seconds later I get locked onto and take an AA missle. The alarms start sounding and the helicopter is starting to lose control, I say "bail out" and I jump just before the chopper explodes. The only survivors of the crash were me and the squad leader who I wasof the squad I was transporting. We were just sitting there in the water, and I said "Told you so"

Your the pilot you have the final say, you take them as clase as you feel safe they cant do anything about it and if they dont get out they are only hurting themselves.


Fallujah West.

Theres a Civi standing outside the west entrance to the US main. I see a temate rushing out to the obvious trap. I mean why would he go out there willingly right in front of the main. I tell him in team chat to ignore him and look for a sapper. He keeps going for the civi, then BOOM an ied blows and he goes flying.
Told you so.

goguapsy
2009-09-16, 23:04
H[=ElvishKnight;1139189']Your the pilot you have the final say, you take them as clase as you feel safe they cant do anything about it and if they dont get out they are only hurting themselves.


Fallujah West.

Theres a Civi standing outside the west entrance to the US main. I see a temate rushing out to the obvious trap. I mean why would he go out there willingly right in front of the main. I tell him in team chat to ignore him and look for a sapper. He keeps going for the civi, then BOOM an ied blows and he goes flying.
Told you so.

lol!

btw Im having a weird trouble with Chicago insurgency server... I'm gonna post it on feedback or the website as appliable.