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DJLaMark
2009-02-04, 21:05
Part 1
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Here is the Part 2!
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or YouTube - ♦ 0.85 Worst and Funniest Squad Leading 2/2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLBxYj0YM1M) Enjoy!

Watch in HD!

Pantera
2009-02-04, 21:33
lol @ " IF THIS WAS RL I WOULD BITCHSLAP THE DOORS OPEN"

yeah, truly this squad sucks...ive seen worse though...

Rezza
2009-02-04, 21:50
Grenade out over! Cache going down over! over! omg thats the funnies thing ah man.

McBumLuv
2009-02-04, 22:37
Well, I've played with your SL, and let's just say I've had similar experiences :p

That was just... well, ouch.

GET PART TWO UP! :D

=DAM=Wolverine
2009-02-04, 22:43
Ouch is right McLuv......my ears are still sore....LOL. He does mean well though......

casiNo
2009-02-04, 22:52
LOL fruity rudy!

dbzao
2009-02-05, 04:13
I had more issues with the squad members than the squad leader. Didn't watch the hole thing though.

Rudd
2009-02-05, 04:26
This is why you usually see me squad leading, so I can dictate the strategy.

But tbh, that squad was having a reasonable amount of fun, and had a good attitude of light heartedness.

I've been in a squad where the SL ordered us to commit suicide and spawn at main for a vehcile, rather than walk 1K.

funny vid anyway :D "I feel a tremor in the force"

RedAlertSF
2009-02-05, 04:47
dbzao;925913']I had more issues with the squad members than the squad leader. Didn't watch the hole thing though.

Yeah. I watched 4 minutes and squad members were poor.

CodeRedFox
2009-02-05, 05:00
Yeah def the Worst Squad. SL was really trying.

Lkol._v/d-Sluis
2009-02-05, 05:15
'Lol, where did u get this logistics from?'

P.S. Atleast he tried to be a good one, and if he knows that you posted this he feels f*cked up.

Fishw0rk
2009-02-05, 05:45
hahahahahah that vid was fucking EPIC. You guys are taking this way too seriously. I was LMAO at the dude trying to shoot the lock with the shotty. And how the hell did the sqaud leader know about the caches in advance?

Ghost1800
2009-02-05, 07:18
Eh, I could show you much worse but the videos themselves would be boring as hell. No one would talk, there would likely be only one squad member near me at a time, the squad leader would have some sort of specialist kit... this is far from the worst.

GeneralNorth
2009-02-05, 09:32
LOL epic!

joethepro36
2009-02-05, 11:55
Eh, I could show you much worse but the videos themselves would be boring as hell. No one would talk, there would likely be only one squad member near me at a time, the squad leader would have some sort of specialist kit... this is far from the worst.

Well personally ghost I think it is when an SL thinks he knows what he's doing and then orders the swuad to do retarded things (like defend a flag not in play etc.) that makes a squad the worst.

ShiningBuddha
2009-02-05, 13:15
Well personally ghost I think it is when an SL thinks he knows what he's doing and then orders the swuad to do retarded things (like defend a flag not in play etc.) that makes a squad the worst.

Have to agree with that, can't tell you how many times I've seen a couple of squads on my team struggle to maintain the attack and defense objectives whilst 2-3 other squads are either dispersed all over the place or drive right past the objectives and sit themselves near an uncappable enemy position.

echo
2009-02-05, 14:22
Waitin' for part 2. :)

Kontrollturm
2009-02-05, 15:27
GUYS YOU CAN OPEN DOORS WITH THE APC ASWELL!! (Workes with Striker 100%)

Alex6714
2009-02-05, 19:01
That was awesome. Almost felt as if it was set up.:grin:

Tartantyco
2009-02-06, 00:41
-Nowhere near the worst squad I've seen. Not that that's a positive...

Reminds me of a squad I was in once, they were discussing how much you could safely earn each year by growing and selling Marihuana...

-That's not a bad squad.

Rudd
2009-02-06, 01:12
we should steer te convo away from growing drugs methinks....

I was just on with a squad on UK warfare, my mic is broken, but they did really well...even without mics. then I got kicked I think my ping must have gone insane.

HeXeY
2009-02-06, 06:23
-That's not a bad squad.

Never said it was a bad squad, we actually did pretty good :p
It's just that some of the voices reminded me of it ;)

gazzthompson
2009-02-07, 00:07
metalslug||| is my hero

mp5punk
2009-02-07, 01:18
lol this was pretty funny nothing wrong with a bit of flat meat, lol you guys sound like kids lol.

Vege
2009-02-07, 01:38
All i saw was poor apc work IMHO.

DkMick
2009-02-07, 02:33
Whew, I was crossing my fingers that I was not in the vid.
:lol:

MadSquirts
2009-02-07, 04:53
lol. nice video. pretty funny

STORM-Mama
2009-02-07, 08:01
I've seen worse squads, but probably never "seen" a worse insurgent team. WTF where they doing while you where moving around, taking out their caches? Couldn't have been hard to ambush that APC since the gunner was busy zooming in on the squad member rather than checking possible ambush points ^^

Rudd
2009-02-07, 08:04
Whew, I was crossing my fingers that I was not in the vid.
:lol:

haha, it must be horrible to come to the PR forums and find there's a thread saying how bad you are :D

Flunox
2009-02-08, 01:45
Wow...
this guy stiffmagnum who talk the OVER! stuff...
played with him in hog insurgency..
he keps saying: " I have a rpg for a hmvee OVER!" "soldier down OVER!"
very funny !!

Truism
2009-02-08, 02:21
Classy.

Cobhris
2009-02-08, 07:38
Eh, I could show you much worse but the videos themselves would be boring as hell. No one would talk, there would likely be only one squad member near me at a time, the squad leader would have some sort of specialist kit... this is far from the worst.

Worst? No. Funniest? Possibly.

Sandvich
2009-02-09, 00:33
Fail Squad Fails.:x

Remoted-Bomb
2009-02-24, 09:44
I was actually playing with the "over"-guy on a Training Server, i think.

Something like:

He:"Do you hear me, over"
Me:"Yes"
He:"Say again, over"
Me:"Yes, i do hear you"
He: Again, over
Me: *writing*: I hear you.
He: Roger, over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRDDef5X3eE

Arnoldio
2009-02-25, 00:41
OMG I laughed so hard I cried.

Fkin limp dck bastard... -Don't call me limp dck u snob :D

Oh i took a hit! I'm down...no I'm not...

I just shot a guy wearing our uniform and I didn't get a TK

We need an engineer... - It's called a specialist u kno - W-w-wait! come here, COME HERE!

Then lol a the humvee jump fail.

Grenade out! Cache going down, over! Over! Grenade out! Cachicus downicus, Cachicus downicus overcus! <<-- Started crying at this one.

If I was a gamer, i'd put one right over here.

No man, record dude, I'm allready world famous!

You know what, even if I fkin find a cache, I don't have any incendiary grades to take owit. <--Wtf hax.

Make sure you shoot the chain, make sure you right click and you look directly into the chain... -No, no,dude, ok, no, you gotta THROW your grappling hook, GO OVER to the other side and just shoot the lock. <--Genius.

Man in real life I would fkin bitchslap these doors man.

Don't back up! - I don't knowI think I wanna back up... - Don't baCK UP DUDE OH GOD NO, NO, NO, NO...haha, I'm just kidding, I lived.

Right here baby, right here, I found a tunnel...wooohooo, a tunnel.

Froztbyte
2009-02-25, 06:10
lol good video

can i just ask what is your render options when rendering for HD
and what do you use ?

like vegas or something?

flamingpotato-J
2009-02-25, 07:50
Metalslug is my Hero, teaching nubs how to breach doors, lol.

MetalslugIII
2009-02-25, 08:06
i have been playing PR since around .4 and in all that time i have only met a few squad leaders as "Talented" as this SL.

Cheers to Lamark for getting this on youtube and on the forums, it was a fun round to say the least.

I wish i had the battle recorder footage to see how the insurgents reacted to our Special oops lol

X1 Spriggan
2009-02-25, 08:53
Dude that guy was trying. What's so bad about that? Many of those members were just heedless of the orders of the SL, inattentive and mostly immature. And the recorder's little SM chat was very annoying and actually made it harder for the SL to receive any control over his squad.

I know the video was made in light of humorous taste and nature, but something really ticks me off about squad leaders unfortunate enough to obtain undisciplined disorderly members and mute/ mic-less members snickering to themselves about those misfortunes.

Zrix
2009-02-25, 15:08
Epic. :D

Mora
2009-02-25, 15:19
Whats wrong with trying to be realistic... over. :razz:

Zrix
2009-02-25, 16:14
Whats wrong with trying to be realistic... over. :razz:

Nothing, over! OVER!

motherdear
2009-02-25, 17:02
except it aint realistic to use a over system on a radio that supports multiple persons talking at the same time (not the reality in current systems in use) to my knowledge anyway.

MetalslugIII
2009-02-25, 22:52
For everyone trying to support that Horrible SL, He tried to get lamark and i out of the Apc to help him clear rooms! He was also Yelling and screaming at the squad members for no real reason half the time. Sure its funny but really it was one of the worst rounds i have ever played if you consider the horrible tactics and just plain stupidity of his decisions overall.

I only stayed in the squad because i had a decent gunner. After we lost the Apc i created a new squad and 4 of the 6 people in the original squad joined mine as soon as i made it. After that we hit the ground hard and we took out another 2-3 caches.

cheers

Vege
2009-02-25, 23:00
For everyone trying to support that Horrible SL, He tried to get lamark and i out of the Apc to help him clear rooms! He was also Yelling and screaming at the squad members for no real reason half the time. Sure its funny but really it was one of the worst rounds i have ever played if you consider the horrible tactics and just plain stupidity of his decisions overall.

I only stayed in the squad because i had a decent gunner. After we lost the Apc i created a new squad and 4 of the 6 people in the original squad joined mine as soon as i made it. After that we hit the ground hard and we took out another 2-3 caches.

cheers
Your allmost my hero.

TayloR016
2009-02-26, 22:01
rofl at the lock 'problem'

Royal_marine_machine
2009-02-27, 19:59
The SL wasn't trying hard, deciding to kick his APC gunner repeatadly? yeah brilliant squadleading...

CodeC.Seven
2009-02-27, 23:34
i just noticed how unreal it is xD

i think US is normaly using Bradleys @ this Afghan villages not APCs... Cant we have a Bradley pls? i love it =(

Scandicci
2009-03-01, 20:24
Worst squad ever?

1. They were using voip.
2. They were within nametag range.
3. The SL had an officer's kit and had a plan, albeit a funny one.

Just these three aspects puts them in the top 10% of public server squads.

Cpl.Small
2009-03-03, 17:01
"I need a key! I need a skeleton key!" wtf lol??

Megagoth1702
2009-03-05, 20:56
AXDDD

HHAH XD I really had hard laughs sometimes. xDD reallly funny people. :D

like those ones:
Forgotten Honor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P057pDYDo0A)

i mean, the squad there was doing something but WE? we are just taking a walk xD

at least the mumble is interesting in this vid.

DJLaMark
2009-03-10, 20:40
Heres Part 2 everyone! Part 1 will be re uploded shortly

nicoX
2009-03-10, 22:30
Heres Part 2 everyone! Part 1 will be re uploded shortly

You don't know how long I have been waiting for this. Finally. I salute!

ben748
2009-03-11, 20:41
Those videos are priceless, I can not stop watching them, hope you have more like them.

naykon
2009-03-11, 22:56
haha i've been in a squad like this, only happened once though, i try to stick to european servers now

PikminDoctor
2009-03-11, 23:42
gotta love Americans lol

Drakenberg
2009-03-12, 03:13
I feel bad for the squadleader, his mates wasnt that good.

And the moviemaker shouldnt speak of bad as he has no voip as an apc gunner, typing all his messages. Thats what i call bad!

A few funny moments in those vids though haha ;)

DJLaMark
2009-03-12, 11:14
I feel bad for the squadleader, his mates wasnt that good.

And the moviemaker shouldnt speak of bad as he has no voip as an apc gunner, typing all his messages. Thats what i call bad!

A few funny moments in those vids though haha ;)

So I didnt have VoIP but I did my job and we survived in apc for more than 1hour with 1 APC.

Arnoldio
2009-03-16, 22:29
So I didnt have VoIP but I did my job and we survived in apc for more than 1hour with 1 APC.

And for the record, VOIP wouldnt be heard anyway...

artwie
2009-03-22, 17:10
Ten four! Over.

I had a few chuckles but I had (seen) worse squads, BTW, Europe and New Jersey? @ your profile

Durandal
2009-04-06, 07:35
If you guys think thats a bad squad... you haven't seen anything.

nicoX
2009-04-06, 16:26
If you guys think thats a bad squad... you haven't seen anything.

Show us.

fry_fubar
2009-04-06, 17:47
I've definately seen worse, but this was just funny at the same time. Usually just get frustrated and its normally not so funny.

These guys are truely disfunctional lol. Was more like watching a familiy sitcom than a search for Insurgents and their arms caches.

Stryker Machine
2009-04-07, 23:26
Haha, Well, that was the gayest squad ive seen. ' Use the force to find the weapon caches ' ' My spidey sense is tingling' Wtf ! ??? Tbh people need to grow up and play PR they it was intended to be played.

Ohh you think thats a bad sqauad ? Jesse ! You havent seen the light of day . . .

Gracler
2009-04-08, 03:54
except it aint realistic to use a over system on a radio that supports multiple persons talking at the same time (not the reality in current systems in use) to my knowledge anyway.

Reason why you use the "over" system is not because of technical issues.....it to prevent alot of people from talking at the same time on the same radio net. If more than 1 talk you won't be able to understand it anyway thats why when you transmit the other channels become recive only until you stop talking, and you let them know your done talking by saying over.



I feel bad for the squadleader, his mates wasnt that good.

And the moviemaker shouldnt speak of bad as he has no voip as an apc gunner, typing all his messages. Thats what i call bad!

A few funny moments in those vids though haha ;)

I agree to that. The squadleader might be making some wierd decisions, but his squadmembers disobey his orders.... he then kick them for disobeying or was it because of the claiming of hacks? Well i dunno how the heck he knew about that cache either but flaming is't alloved on most servers so your no better ;).. Write the admin if you got a problem with someone that you can't ignore.

Tells the driver to step out and he won't do it!! why? you afraid someone is gonna steal your apc? your entire squad is searching a house next to you so the apc dosen't need to move so why leave the engine on?. if your afraid of getting shot jump in the back.

When im driving an apc and im told to stop and wait for a search to happen i jump out and grab a lmg (if avalible) kit but keep cycling with the crewman kit so i don't lose it. If we are parked for more than 2 min i keep my lmg since i can request a new crewman one from the apc.
If you have a decent soundcard you can identify engine noise from across the town almost and thereby attract enemys and since your the one searcing/attackin then you would prefer to be unnoticed as long as possible.




Good video though...funny stuff ;) it might not be an effective squad but im lmao on the comments from Stiffymagnum. .....i feel it in the force.... hahaha. good stuff!

failing to breach the gate....then roping across the wall and exit through the gate that they figured out how to open...haha!!

Also using a humwee to cross a wall you can't jump without having a plan on how to get out again!!! lmao

Kapt. Kroon
2009-04-08, 05:25
So I didnt have VoIP but I did my job and we survived in apc for more than 1hour with 1 APC.That's because you guys are driving away from the enemy. You were in A1, killed 1 cache, like StiffyMagnum said: If there was a cache, you would have some resistance.

P.S. - IMO if you want to armor, always use voip. It works better.

Stryker Machine
2009-04-16, 21:29
Ohh the Squad leader isnt a bad player at all. I've just remembered that i was playing with him last week. He was in my squad and listened to orders very well, and my squad stuck together and we managed to win the round. This might just of been a one off, the map wasnt populated, the squad new that they were being filmed so that may hint that they started to show off. Quote: " Are you still filming ? " Unquote.

But yes as many people have spotted out, there are a large amount of comedy moments, such as: out of ammorous overuss, Spidy sense is tingling, I sense the cache is over here, i can feel it in the force, ( and it actually was there [ HAXORZ ! J/K ])

I especially lmao when they ctried to climb over the compound using Humvee's, not knowing that they wouldnt be able to get out, and also that they killed a few friendlies doing it.

SkaterCrush
2009-04-17, 07:56
I lol'ed so hard when he went

"The force is strong....its like Darth Maul tugging at my balls"

TheMedic
2009-04-18, 16:16
LoL this squad is Wack...

amazing_retard
2009-04-27, 18:49
This is just horrible. The SL was trying and you guys were disrespecting him. That metal dude really pissed me off. He was being a total ass to the SL. If you don't like it LEAVE! Usually in insurgency you want to search the entire area before leaving. If you want to recommend something to the SL do it in a respectable manner! This video is a perfect example of whats wrong with the .85 community (.8 used to be so much better community wise). Anyway you were typing most of the time in the video. Your suppose to be scanning for enemy targets, and covering your squad. If only I had a bomb car in that server... ( I wasn't it that server just saying).

I'm very displeased that the community thinks so highly of this video. People need to stop disrespecting the SL, and get their heads out of their a**.

CodeRedFox
2009-04-27, 19:01
Well the title does says "Worst Squad of 0.85" :-P

Tarantula
2009-04-27, 19:16
im sorry but that squad cracked me up. "Cache down, over, over!" the way he started shouting. Funniest thing ive seen in Pr for a while. The squad leader was being a bit sill aswell . The squad were saying, theres not another cache here and he wouldnt leave, and im sure that if the sqaud leader kept this squad more together and was in general a better SL he could have controlled the squad.

Ian
2009-05-01, 06:58
I like how you act like an elitist with your little comments in red at the bottom of the screen, they were obviously joking around, no need to be a jackass, this definitely isn't the worst squad, but you're right that it's the funniest.

"I FEEL SOME TREMOR'S IN THE FORCE MAN."

Lmao.

Adetter
2009-05-04, 19:13
Schratching his nuts?
Was that why he said oooyeah everytime?

myles
2009-05-06, 15:47
all those guys you were playing with are weirdos.

sakils2
2009-05-06, 22:10
He was wierd, too.

LOL @ StiffyMagnum

Cachekis, downikis, cachekis, downikis.

Ian
2009-05-07, 05:08
God I can't stop lolling. "I feel a tremor in the force over here man.. I think the cache is over here."

Edit: For those of you not nerdy enough to appreciate the joke.. think starwars.

UncleSmek
2009-07-28, 13:59
The squad members has made such a fools of them selfs...

ZaZZo
2009-07-28, 20:58
omg I lol'd. "Fruity Rudy!" :lol:

Dannii
2009-07-30, 10:34
It's removed? :O

Bringerof_D
2009-07-31, 00:00
Worst squad ever?

1. They were using voip.
2. They were within nametag range.
3. The SL had an officer's kit and had a plan, albeit a funny one.

Just these three aspects puts them in the top 10% of public server squads.

i agree with what you say however to me this is what qualifies them as a squad. so in which case (i cant actually see the video, some sort of issue) if they were that abd, they would be the worst squad. a squad sticks together, if they dont, they arn't a squad, they've just got a named group. in which case said group would be the worst group of individuals.

jbgeezer
2009-07-31, 16:58
The video has been removed, Id say a lock is appropriate.