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sunken
2008-03-16, 13:54
first off all im not from ENG so sorry for the crappy english..

anyway..as a squadleader what is your most common frase or sentece that you always have to tell your squadmembers over and over again

for me its
" Stay down!!! and stay alive"
and "spread out!! one nade will get uss all "

Jaymz
2008-03-16, 14:12
"contact" always followed by the direction.

+SiN+headhunter
2008-03-16, 14:13
Shut up.
Thats what i say most.

Engineer
2008-03-16, 14:26
I tend to say keep your weapons loaded / reload now quite often.

CareBear
2008-03-16, 14:38
my 2 main 1's

guys regroup for rally..... GUYS! ffs wtf are u doin dead!

or

f**k forgot officer kit :-P (although not as much in .7)

MrD
2008-03-16, 14:44
"where are you guys?"

"what are you doing all the way back there?"

"why didn't you follow me, I'm sat in the enemy cp all by myself so can't take it!"

Cascyth
2008-03-16, 14:54
'radio check'

Saint
2008-03-16, 14:55
my most comon sentences are

where is my squad?
i said follow me...
i am still sourrounded by freakin idiots!!!
oh my team s**ks

strima
2008-03-16, 14:57
MEDIC!!!!!! :)

KP
2008-03-16, 15:08
"Oh, bo**ocks..."

Normally followed by an explosion of some kind.

Eddiereyes909
2008-03-16, 15:13
"Oh god dammit, i told you we don't need snipers"

"Jesus christ, this is not the A-10 squad"

"Sorry guy, i forgot the officer kit"

LtSoucy
2008-03-16, 15:17
"Kneel"(punishment for not following orders. 1 round to the head)

cutthroatjake
2008-03-16, 15:29
where is my squad?
Yes,
i said follow me...
Yes,
i am still sourrounded by freakin idiots!!!
Yes,
oh my team s**ks"where are you guys?"
Yes,
"what are you doing all the way back there?"
Yes,
"why didn't you follow me, I'm sat in the enemy cp all by myself so can't take it!
Yes,
"Oh, bo**ocks...followed by getting shot (and asking why my squad a incabible of shooting back)
Yes,
and mine; "GET OVER HERE FOR A <censored> RALLY!

How true this stuff is...

Eddiereyes909
2008-03-16, 15:32
"Kneel"(punishment for not following orders. 1 round to the head)

Do you still do that after all this time?

Mongolian_dude
2008-03-16, 15:49
"No sniper, SF or marksman kits and its not debatable"

...mongol...

Dunehunter
2008-03-16, 16:55
"No, that's just the AT kit in my pants, I am really not that happy that two of you guys finally decided to show up so we could set a rallypoint"

Jonny
2008-03-16, 17:10
"the hell are you doing arjan?"

and

"covering fire [direction]" or "gimme some cover"

and of course:

"oh [expletive]"

Chubben
2008-03-16, 17:23
"FFS were is the medic in the squad ?"

Clypp
2008-03-16, 17:44
Upon squad creation:
"This is an infantry/mech inf/spec ops/armor squad. I need x kits."
"Radio check, sound off name and kit" (I wish the squad list was in the same order for everyone)
"Please stick with these kits from here on out."
"Call out all new enemy contacts, range and direction"

While playing:
"Regroup on move marker"
"Dammit n00pSnIpEr! I told you to stick with the light At kit!" *booted*
"I'm guessing there is a rally point to the Northeast, X and Y, head out together in that direction and check it out"
"Cut the chatter"
"I'm sorry, we cant build a bunker here, our commander is a tool"
"****ing hell! We don't need LB pilots in this squad!"
"Hey newguy00, welcome to the squad. We are an all infantry squad. Spawn at the RP with a mdeic kit pls. Do you copy?"

Nitneuc
2008-03-16, 18:07
- Sorry, I have to make room for a clanmate *kick someone*

- No I won't set any rally, that's why I called the squad "HeroS crew", like in "armored vehicle crew" *kick someone again*.

Sadist_Cain
2008-03-16, 19:35
My most used sentence....

"OK Guys that was really good, absolutly perfect, now if you could just try again and join me over here and stay alive this time, We can keep moving..."

ArmedDrunk&Angry
2008-03-16, 20:45
NO !, your OTHER left !

DeePsix
2008-03-16, 20:52
"Oh god Oh God! We're all going to die! Ruuuuuun!!! Me first!!! I'm the leader!!!! I get to run first!!! Every man for themselves!!!!"

TY2D2
2008-03-16, 20:54
Mic?
Keep moving
Move (direction)
Get x kit and meet us at x.
Hurry UP!
WTF are you doin' ?!

Emnyron
2008-03-16, 20:56
"If you will not serve in battle, then I will have you serve on the Fireing line!"
or
"For ******** SAKE, n00bguy HOLD YOUR FIRE!"
or
"Oh great, our team is a bunch of effin muppets"

sunken
2008-03-16, 22:17
oh forgott a very popular one...i either hear or say this one in almost every game

"all the other squad are idiots we are the ones that has do do it"

Alex6714
2008-03-16, 22:44
"right, follow me.... enemy sighte..*crack* oh damn I´m down"

jayceon515
2008-03-17, 00:13
"Waist them muthaphukkazz!!!":twisted:

[T]MLPatriot
2008-03-17, 00:30
"Move to my position for a rally"
"Who wants to volunteer for medic?"
"spam the bunker with nades til we get an Engie"

Scorch
2008-03-17, 00:50
"you got a mic?"
"oh sh!t"
"wtf was that?"
"wtf is the rest of our team doing?!"
"get in the dam truck!"

Eddiereyes909
2008-03-17, 00:53
"When in doubt, Frag out"

MAINERROR
2008-03-17, 00:55
"WTF are you doing?", "You must be kidding me ... move your goddamn ass to my position", "surpressing fire on [direction]" followed by "I said surpressing on [direction] not on me ...", "move your ass outa my sight" and "please try to kill the enemy not your-self. The enemy is the one which is shooting in your direction!"

Tef
2008-03-17, 02:45
WTF don't you know the dmr and sniper kits are bugged get another muthafaken kit or I'm faken kicking you out of the squad.

Rudd
2008-03-17, 02:56
I think I said "we are so screwed" at least 20 times in my last match.
Shame we were, cuz my squad was good!

00SoldierofFortune00
2008-03-17, 03:00
KEEP MOVING!

Tef
2008-03-17, 04:31
Well since .75 came out my last phrase a couple post above is no longer valid because the dmr and sniper are fixed.

G.Drew
2008-03-17, 17:23
'Follow me'
'we are going to set up a rally point...here' (tho i think sometimes some SLs have never heard of the word :roll:)

MadTommy
2008-03-17, 17:33
'Follow me'
'we are going to set up a rally point...here'

QFT.


SL:
"Where the hell are you all, am i the only one making this assault?"

Squad:
"We're taking fire"

Normally followed by something along these lines....
"Well if you all hang around like you're having a tea party they will shoot at you... pop some smoke and assault that 'fing' flag now!" *grumble grumble inaudible cursing

Drakenberg
2008-03-18, 01:34
We need a rally
No *name* we dont need a sniperkit.
Enemy *kind* *directions* and then order at it if its worth it
Guys please fowllow orders
Dont take it personally, but you suck so i have to kick you.
*Name* you got a mic?
Could you come here and build please.
If you are abut to spawn at the rally and request kit, spawn as ammo rifleman, drop a bag at the rally and then request it.
Dont shoot.


Etc. etc. There are lots of standard phrases in public teamplay, if i get more organised soldiers in my squad its easier...

Allthough im not the "FACKING FACKER COME HER YOU NOOB" I usaly just sound sad and tells them to come, it works :D

Sometimes i dissconnect, when your squad is useless, everyone is new once.

ratlover232
2008-03-18, 02:30
Tango, bearing []

Watch your spacing guys.

Form up.

NerdyDodge
2008-03-18, 18:11
"I'm just stopping to set a rally, stay in the truck."

"I said stay in the truck!"

"No, the pilot isn't going to land on a 45 degree slope, you have to JUMP!"

"So what if you die? As long as the medic makes it..."

.blend
2008-03-18, 18:42
"I need another guy for a rally"10mins later "Finally...NO! I GOT FUCKIN KILLED"

"WhereTF did you spawn?!"

"We really need a Medic/AT and Ammo" 10mins later "We still need that kit..."

Saint
2008-03-19, 12:44
I remember another sentence ill usually say..

hey guys.. plz give me the directions of the enemy..up there, behind me, between those rocks are no precisly directions because i dont no where you f***** watching!!!!

ZaZZo
2008-03-19, 13:56
"Get on me for an RP!"

"Wtf are you doing you n00bs, get over here!"

"Soucy, get in the fucking Hummer, and give me a break with the bloody spec-ops kit you idiot!" *Honk* *Hooonk* *Honk-honk* *Hoooooooooooonk* *Runs Soucy over or proceeds without him* (:p)

"We don't need RP's you fools! We got a Huey (or we're armour squad)"

"For the love of God... We're fuxz0red.. Tank! get down!"

"Alright, good game lads. Blame it on the rest of the team that we lost"

Nickbond592
2008-03-19, 19:18
when playing with Rhino the most common phrase used is '' noob ''

Serbiak
2008-03-19, 20:23
oh forgott a very popular one...i either hear or say this one in almost every game

"all the other squad are idiots we are the ones that has do do it"

Jep hear that alot :lol: but it´s just soo true sometimes.

Alex6714
2008-03-19, 21:03
Nickbond592;633012']when playing with Rhino the most common phrase used is '' noob ''

Confirmed. In fact thats all you hear. But, I wonder why?:P

arjan
2008-03-19, 22:03
"the hell are you doing arjan?"

and

"covering fire [direction]" or "gimme some cover"

and of course:

"oh [expletive]"

I lol'ed but its quit true.. and going to improve it:mrgreen:

Mines: squad what should we do?

Morgan
2008-03-19, 22:30
"You got a mic?"

or as I tend to take the less than subtle approach

"Light 'em up!"

Usually does the trick...

Viper5
2008-03-20, 00:33
"While we respawn, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that contrary to popular belief the HMMWV is not a f*cking submarine..."

Eddiereyes909
2008-03-20, 01:03
"While we respawn, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that contrary to popular belief the HMMWV is not a f*cking submarine..."

I lol'd

Jester_Prince
2008-03-20, 02:48
" Spread out and get out of my ass or you'll get us both killed"

"Hold your fire do not fire unless fired upon were going to sneak around"

"I said hold your fire DAMN IT!"

*whole squad blows up* "idiot"

"*name of idiot* I cant set a new rally because you were dumb enough to get us all shot when you opened fire"

"Dude the medic isn't going to heal you if you keep humping his leg"

"Check your fire your shooting civies"

and of course simple because of dramatic effect.

"Stay Frosty"

SuperArmy
2008-03-22, 13:30
mine is normally ( even when im not SL )

"anyone speak English here?"

i never really get an answer lol

RasdenFasden
2008-03-22, 23:31
"Somebody spawn as a medic."

Sad but true.

DkMick
2008-03-23, 02:23
"While we respawn, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that contrary to popular belief the HMMWV is not a f*cking submarine..."
:shrk:

DkMick
2008-03-23, 02:25
"Crap, how did I get SL? Anyone want to take over?"
:???:

Fabryz
2008-03-26, 18:47
"And now let's go to..."
"Contact! <menace> <direction>"
"Be advised: < [typeof] enemy here/there in the map >"
"I need two of you near my position for a RP"
"Squad-X, what's your sitrep?" -> usually with no answer from that team...
:D

Tartantyco
2008-03-26, 19:18
"If you will not serve in battle, then I will have you serve on the Fireing line!"

-DoW FTW!

As SL:
"On me, we'll set a rally"
"We'll set a rally on the move marker"
"I'm dead"

As Comm:
"Enemy [Spawn][Unit] at Target Coordinates"

"Squad #, build that [Asset]"
"Squad #, I still need that [Asset] built"
"Squad #, build that f****** [Asset]"

"Squad #, Defend [CP]"
"Squad #, I told you to defend [CP]"
"We've lost [CP], all squads fall back and recap"
"You can't take [CP] until we recap [CP]"
"Squad #, ... ..."
*Leave*

Outlawz7
2008-03-26, 20:05
"While we respawn, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that contrary to popular belief the HMMWV is not a f*cking submarine..."

I bet you typed that into squad chat :roll:

[DBDUK]Jr
2008-03-26, 23:17
" Where the F*** are you guys going?! "

" Is my mic working? "

" Yes Siry "

" No you idiot not there! "

" Lets look for that cache "

" Skip the factory, theres nothing there! YES I MEAN IT! "

" Sorry i can't understand you "

^^

I am a better Squadmember than i am a Squadleader i believe, but at sometimes these insurgency severs are full of nooby squads, its incredible.

Heskey
2008-03-27, 12:59
50 DKP MINUS!!111

AnRK
2008-03-27, 16:26
"I need a medic, support gun and marksman"

Followed by a the request of a pilot, crewman and sniper kit.

Jantje|NL^
2008-03-27, 17:36
"the hell are you doing arjan?"


WHAHA


Well, sometimes he teamkills his clan-leaders !! :mrgreen:

edit.

not the phrase that I use the most.. but it was just a stupid one..


'Yeah commander, I don't know If I can do that, cuz' my squad is full of retarded barbies'

followed by a;

'Oh shit, wrong voip'

Spaz
2008-03-27, 18:01
"Noob"

And then teamkilling nightwolf

Reddish Red
2008-03-27, 23:16
Before Squad deployment:

"I spelt squad wrong agian"
"X you get X kit, X, you get X Kit"
"Spawn at X Posisiton"
"Oh hey Warmagi"

In-Game:

"We're Fine" - Usually uttered at when things are not fine.
"Use the compass guys"
"comon, get over here for the rally"
"Contact, at X"
"Oh crap/bollocks"

KingKong.CCCP
2008-03-31, 08:16
"Move to the move marker, I'll give you a dollar" (my favorite)


"Enemy at the attack marker"
"Spread out, spread out, spread out"
"Stay in the car... Stay in the car... FFS I SAID STAY IN THE CAR!!! - Ok, see ya"

LordLoss
2008-04-01, 19:43
FOLLOW ME YOU *beeping* *beepers* OR I'LL *beeping* *beep* YOU!

Followed by a hard telling off in a quiet, menacing voice.

none4you
2008-04-01, 21:07
Hold up, wait for me to spawn
Spawn on the Rally point.
Stay together
NO SNIPER KITS
stay on me
USE SUPPRESSIVE FIRE
spread out
no sniper kits
get in the truck
get out the truck
get in the truck
stay in the truck
where are you going
SOMEONE SPAWN A MEDIC
I need a medic
Would someone spawn a medic
Do you have voip
name, do you have voip
use voip
hold up while i run this noob over
We need to set up a rally point
we dont have a commander
we need a commander
hell no im not being commander
I swear Ill kick you from the squad.
I warned him I would kick him from the squad.
We need another medic.
Where the heck did you go.
Did you die.
DONT SHOOT THE SQUADLEADER
Oh shoot, sorry I thought you were a terrorist.
You can make it across the water if you don't stop.
I meant on Al basrah not on quai river.
What happened to the rally point.
Whyd he leave the squad...
Why am I squad leader?

And most of all...
Here, you be squad leader.

bigbossmatt
2008-04-04, 04:38
" do you guys all have a mic?"

Wicca
2008-04-09, 21:05
Hello im from Norway!:D Where are you from?

Follow orders or be kicked.

Fireteam 1 You are ... ... and ...

Fireteam 2 are the rest follow me!

Stay with your fireteam!

What are you doing over there, if you dont stay with squad il kick you!

Roger.

Im down.

Im down again.

OMG! Aaaah... Hahaha Teamkiller haha! (Squadmember blowing us up:D)

Ok, so... What do we do now.

Fire team 1 Supressive fire on the movemarker.

Number 2 on me! Were flanking!

Im down.... Again.

No you wont take that kit!

A we win! WUHU " WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!! WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! (Shouting to both Squadmembers and CO, while shooting up in the air)

.blend
2008-04-09, 21:46
eeermmm....let me think...any suggestions?

Hell, our team sux.

They lost the flag again!

...and again!

*Basically lengthly discussions about where to best place a RP*

PFunk
2008-04-10, 09:05
"Wait, where are you going?" :P

echo
2008-04-10, 09:37
"Wait, where are you going?" :P

As an SL (At times) I find this one to be quite common. I told this guy like 20 times, to come back to me, yet he just kept running away... twas if I was smelly or something.

I shortly kicked him from the squad and he rejoined... so I said piss off if you ain't going to follow orders... he didn't do nothing so I kicked him again and locked the squad. I wish there were someway that would motivate people even more (apart from rallies) to stick with their squad. It's just a constant annoyance, to see guys like these around. :(

Some quotes:

"Cease fire"
"I don't want any snipers in this squad. Period." - 2 minutes later BAM! Someone requests a sniper kit.
"I'll need a good medic, which will follow behind the squad"
"We all have VOIP right?
"Ahh sh"t... we lost 'x' flag"

Ironcomatose
2008-04-10, 11:17
- "I need suppressive fire on this marker!!"
- "Medic/Corpsman up!!"
- "RV on me now for rally point!!"
- "Where the f*** is my AT/SAW/MEDIC/Marksman?!?!"
- "Fire!! Blow them to s***!!"

Yes i do scream a little to much and frankly i dont care. There is nothing i hate more than a guy that gets upset when you curse at him. I mean holy crap what are we five??

General_J0k3r
2008-04-10, 12:06
beginning of the round:

"we need a medic in the squad. who wants to play medic?" - silence...

that happens in 90% of cases

Kaffi Java
2008-04-10, 12:16
my 2 main 1's

guys regroup for rally..... GUYS! ffs wtf are u doin dead!

or

f**k forgot officer kit :-P (although not as much in .7)

lol I don't care who you are, thats funny.

Mine is " Oh crap, how'd I become SL, where did that dude go!!"

Chimpanzeeee
2008-04-13, 17:41
"what the fuck man?!?!" possibly the greatest phrase. suitable to all occasions.

Couple of memorable moments as squadleader:

squadmember: "brb i need a cock, shit coke COKE!"

squadmember: "enemy behind that tree". - on MESTIA

myself: "oh you asshat/knob" - reserved for TKs, ie. when one fool first doesn't give a frag out warning and then proceeds to totally screw up, releasing two zero distance grenades that wiped out himself and two other squadmembers.

creepin
2008-04-14, 01:02
pre round:

Allright i need at least one medic

deadlong silence...


Ok then i need a Marksman

Everybody talks at the same time....

Thermis
2008-04-14, 12:42
SL: Ok rally on me then we'll take the attack in.

5min later after no one shows up

SM: SL you should really place a rally, spawning at Main/Firebase/Far Away sucks.

SL: *beats head on wall*

The other thing I find myself most often say is..
SL: Why are you over there
SM: I have the sniper
SL: I said no snipers
SM: But I felt like it
SL: Oh, ok in that case I feel like....*SL kicks the stupid out of the squad*

Rabban666
2008-04-21, 14:19
The one of the ones I use the most is.

"Hold up guys the commanders a retard"

Usually after accepting and order without looking that makes no sense so I have to change it.

Another is

"Lets off road"

After getting my squad in a jeep I'm driving usually followed by a clan m8 saying "Oh god not again"

PrivateJson
2008-04-22, 08:00
Ok, so I haven't been playing PR for some time! It took some rounds when .7 came out, but then my "crew" wanted to play CoD4. Now I'm back (without my "crew"), but feeling a bit noobish. I really don't want to be SL, but after the other team-mates have left and re-joined the squad a few times, I end up being it anyway, so:

"Sorry guys, I didn't get the Officer kit"

"Anybody else wants to be SL?"

I guess not, then:

"Anybody for medic?"

If you should end up in my squad, please be gentle, I'm still learning!

bahlye
2008-04-22, 12:17
Most common phrase with a squad of Vets..."Where did that come from..?"

Most common phrase with a mixed squad(newbs and Vets) "Did ANYONE see where that came from?"

Most common phrase with a newb squad "get over here please.../what the hell are you doing over there..?/Double crew it please/press T request crewman"

Scot
2008-04-22, 18:12
Why the *beeep* are you over their you *beep* idiot! i told you on me you *beep* morons!! WE NEED A *BEEP* RALLY!! AAH *BEEEP* IM DEAD!

that is generally with a noob squad, but if i get a decent squad the few times i go SL, its,

okay guys, continue as normal, watch the spacings, lets pwn some ass!

Frosty_Mc0wnage
2008-04-30, 15:22
"Ok gents first lets sort out kits. First and most importantly one Medic please, who's up for it?"

"I assign a kit stick with it."

"Fallback to this position, yes, pressing Left-Alt brings up 3D markers."

"Call your targets using compass bearings, yes that thing near the bottom middle of your screen"

"Any questions about the game/kit/map, i'll be more than happy to answer it"

"Thank god that chopper finally managed to land, now...*&£$ forgot my officer kit, sorry guys"

Drake
2008-04-30, 18:52
I have heard you say "Sorry for my bad driving" more than once. :)

Tomato-Rifle
2008-04-30, 23:34
Alright squad we spawn here X

Dempsey
2008-05-01, 14:19
On me ffs.

Frosty_Mc0wnage
2008-05-01, 14:45
Yes and my driving is pretty damn shocking, how many command trucks have i tipped Drake? ;)

Rudd
2008-05-01, 14:52
"Get back here in the next thirty seconds or I shall kick you from the damned squad!"

"Dear god man, you just sniped our 50cal gunner, what the hell were you thinking?"

TOME Malambri
2008-05-08, 06:01
"I need bodies on the flag!"

:neutral:

MaxBooZe
2008-05-08, 10:01
"Spawn at main and.. NO! We're not gonna take that chopper!"

bigwookie
2008-05-08, 10:48
"2 guys on me for a rally"

Sturnn
2008-05-08, 12:18
"But I Don't Want To Be Squad Leader!" lol, yeah thats right i hate being squad leader sometimes cos most of the time my guys don't listen to me, even though i know what to do!! =/ freakin noobs!!!.

PFunk
2008-05-09, 06:11
*Right in the middle of a mediocre losing round*

"Hey who's our SL now? ...awwwww"

ArmedDrunk&Angry
2008-05-09, 06:54
"oh no, not him"

nathanator8811
2008-05-11, 12:33
No. 1: "hold your fire..."
No. 2: "open fire!"

Zimmer
2008-05-11, 17:02
I need one medic.

yes I will set rp when we move.

ghost-stalker
2008-05-11, 18:55
Why the f**k have you got a sniper kit?

cplgangster
2008-05-11, 20:19
um guys im not the best SL so i think we should have a chinease parliment on what we should do next.

this worked well today and the person with sniper kit worked really well in my squad

Tirak
2008-05-12, 00:55
"I need a medic, an auto rifleman, two normal rifleman and a light AT"
"(Insert Name or Kit) I want you up on that building covering us ASAP"
"I'm down, shots came from (Insert Bearing)"
"Commander, respectfully request armor assets to my location"
"Remain Covert"
"IT'S AN AMBUSH!"
"Ambush them! Fire FIRE!"

Tartantyco
2008-05-12, 00:58
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

SGT.JOKER
2008-05-12, 04:01
"need 2 guys for a rally"
"need 1 more for a rally"
"rally set"
"dont go that way Im down"
"dont bother Im dead"

those were the usual till my mic broke

sabre147
2008-05-13, 04:01
... he's dead already...

Fenrir07
2008-06-24, 16:16
anyway..as a squadleader what is your most common frase or sentece that you always have to tell your squadmembers over and over again

Well..., I suppose it's:

"Good Work - Good Work!!!" 8-)

CodeRedFox
2008-06-24, 18:19
"need 1 more for a rally"

WINNER!!!!

ChaosSound
2008-06-24, 18:53
"you damned idiot, either listen or i'll give you 3 choices, Listed up, get out. or i'm going to kick you out. Now choose one of the first two or im choosing the third."

"Stop shooting the damned miniguns on that chopper it throws the pilot off"

"Come on guys get over here so I can set a rally already"

"Don't go that way they are waiting"

"wHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS VANILLA?!?!"

SuperTimo
2008-06-25, 00:10
On Qinling or kashan: "if your not flying jet or lazing get out of my sqd!!!"

Everywhere else: "stupid suprression effect!!!" it prays n me and my low FPS

PlayPR!
2008-06-25, 03:02
As a squad leader - Oh crap I hate being Squad Leader... (Only SL if I have too, won't say I'm bad just don't like it.)

As a squad member - WOOOOOHOOOOO! Got him! *Promptly followed by me getting shot 1-5 minutes later*

Neoboy
2008-06-25, 03:54
Me on Al Basrah a lot of the time:

"Why are we the only squad outside the main base?"

"Commander we don't need a bunker on top of hotel"

"No armour support guys, the one man tank is busy try to leg it from ambusher"

"No pilot, don't land in the middle of the village!"

chimpyang
2008-06-26, 16:58
"What are you doing?!" followed shortly by, "why are you doing that? Its totally pointless, fall back to us instead!"

rcbbob
2008-06-26, 18:30
"Wombie! your a f*ck up, im kicking you from my squad"

"As as squad we were great, but the rest of the team was poor" - Usually frosty Mc Ownage

"Fail"

"I dont know what the other squads are doing"

Chanvlan
2008-06-27, 00:10
"Omg, i dont remember telling you to get a sniper kit, go kill yourself and get something useful unless i ask you!"

"You can fly, great, ooo in Vanilla, alright everyone out of the chopper now to the boats!"

"Regroup on me, no thats the enemy *explosion* aaaa crap . . . "

Psyko
2008-06-27, 01:53
"<Name> Please follow orders or i will remove you from the squad."
"Stay close to me and use cover."
"This is an infantry squad we do not need snipers."
"This is an armour squad, so dont expect a rally."
"Ehh...wtf...what are you doing?"
"Is there an Admin on?"

Bringerof_D
2008-06-27, 05:12
"I SAID DONT SHOOT! great now they know were here."

"stop sitting around and trying to pick them off, charge in to the CP!"

that second one is good advice to all SLs i've seen it first hand it works alot better than trying to pick off all their guys or chasing them around the flag zone, charge into the CP, get on the flag, watch the roads alleys and trails, they'll come to you.

darkwarrior666
2008-06-27, 17:14
Mine:

"F*ck the helo pilot, we're taking the truck"(used often)
"Where ARE you guys?"
"Colt, for the love of god use your old mic"(inside joke)
"Form up on my position for a rally"
"Use your damn map then! Shoulda stayed with the squad..."
"Generally, 'behind that tree there' is a pretty bad reference for an enemy position, please use bearings."(for Bi Ming and Mestia)
"Good job guys"(at the end of any round we lose)
"We may as well just pull back and have a party with C4."(used when we're discussing tactics and I notice the enemy is really low on tickets)
"Oh -insert nasty word here-"(happens ALOT)
"I'm down, where's our medic?"(happens often)
"Anyone got any suggestions, aside from running straight at them with shovels?"
"Guys, rejoin the squad so I can be leader again, my comp spontaneously combusted again..."
"Hey -name-, I can barely hear you"
"If you wanna poke your head out, be my guest...the medic can't revive headshots."
"Hey, we finally have a commander!"
"Damnit, the commander left, so much for that firebase."
"Commander, can you get squad # to move towards -objective-, while we -do other objective-?"
"Hold on to your balls!"(generally used when driving a supply truck, humvee, land rover, vodnik, or any other generic 4 wheeled transport over rough or downhill terrain)
"If they crash the heli one more time, someone more competent is flying it. Any volunteers?"
"Stay with the squad, damnit!"
"Where the hell are you going?"
"Merak, why aren't you a medic?"(inside joke)
"Wait, the commander gave me a sh*tty order, let me set a new waypoint..."
"Enemy contact at -compass bearing-! Wait, that's a friendly, nevermind..."(happens alot)
"When you become Squad Leader, you can drive. Get out of my seat."
"Hold up guys, forgot to get the officer kit..."
"What the hell just happened?"
"Where did that come from?"(happens alot)
"Did you just see that tracer fire?"
"Spread out, do you want to take it up the poop shoot from a HEAT round?"
"-name-, go and scout for enemies." *5 seconds later, he dies* "Alright, they're still out there, sit tight while he respawns."
"For f*ck sakes, stop shooting the ground near me!" (used while waiting for a chopper ride...seriously, that suppression annoys the HELL out of me)

MardyBum93
2008-06-28, 13:51
mine is

"come on, i need two guys over here to stick a rally down"

Psyrus
2008-10-07, 21:13
Mine is most likely:

"FFS WHAT IS SQUAD XYZ DOING OVER THERE, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEND. WATCH, WE'RE GONNA LOSE THAT FLAG NOW JUST AS WE GET TO THI... *our flag gets neutralized* GAAHHHHHHHHH *screams and ragequits*"

I'm quite hate filled, yet people still join my squads... I don't understand it :P

Edit: Oh and yes, I really do get told once or twice a day to stop shouting into the mic :(

*It's just a game dude*
"SIF IT'S A MOFOING GAME BLAUUURGH RAGE"

:P

Scot
2008-10-07, 23:10
Please would someone go fuc**ng medic.

daranz
2008-10-08, 00:41
"Oh, great..." (heavy sarcasm)
"Guys. Let's move. Let's get going! Forget about them, squad X is gonna handle them, we gotta keep moving! I need you with me. Get going!"
"Guys, I need somebody to go medic, and stay medic. Or I'll do it."
"I need more fire on him! Shoot, dammit!"
"Oh well, we're all dead. Spawn back at rally."
"Great, I ended up being SL again."


(also, this thread is a bit moldy)

Cheesygoodness
2008-10-08, 01:12
"Why do I always get stuck following and watching Cain's ass bounce and giving him medical juice?"

"Hey look at that I am getting shot at."

"There is a piss load of them to the west." (Always to the west. Never really know why.)

(After a call for a medic.) "Come here" "Over here" "Behind here" "To me to me to me."

(After hearing enemy armor) "We got a such and such it might be fri.... *BOOM!* Yep its an enemy and I am down."

(After preparing to charge, Getting halfway out in the open and looking back.) "Hey I said charge... Where the hell are you guys!?!?"

Those are literally my most often said stuff. If you got transcripts of my conversations with Gunwitch... You'd wonder how the hell our squad is effective at all.

gclark03
2008-10-08, 02:26
SL, we need to set a rally here.

Set a rally here.

Set a rally!

Set a rally!

We need a rally!

If you 're one of the people who do that, STOP. Seriously.

I know a SL would never say that, but I had to add it anyway.

The most common and annoying SL line since 0.8:

Stay frosty. Weapons cold.

Generation Kill got old 2 months ago!

Arse Tamsend
2008-10-08, 07:21
"Okay, who wants to be SL? 'Cause I have no idea what I'm doing."

victor_phx
2008-10-08, 07:54
SL: "Medic, please revive me so we can set a rally point."
Medic: "Copy that, I'm moving [recklessly] to your position!"
SL: "Take your time, the enemy is still nearby."
Enemy Grenade: "Boom!"

SL: "Okay, guys, everybody spawns at the main base." (or even worse, at the aircraft carrier)

Ablack77
2008-10-12, 02:44
"contact" followed by the direction, followed by the range, followed by an attack marker placed on the threat.

=]H[=TangFiend
2008-10-12, 15:00
"What do you mean you need help here?" "What kind of help, and where are you?"

"Hell, who are you . .say your name first!"



sorry I get the most vague squadies sometimes. :mrgreen:

NyteMyre
2008-10-27, 11:41
"Move to me guys, so I can set a rally"
-Followed by a 2 minute wait before 2 guys get to me.

"Why do you have a sniper?"
-Followed by a kick from the squad

"Target - Bearing 15"
-Followed by DEATH!


-edit-
And as Insurgent squadleader...
"Silence!!!!"

Outlawz7
2008-10-27, 12:08
Usually when becoming the SL because the original SL left or rejoined:
"For **** sake, not again..."

And answering "NO" to the 'we need rally point!!!11' statement.
Sometimes you get the feeling that people can't think by themselves, when you're defending a CP and there's a bunker next to you and some nut wants a RP...

Proff3ssorXman
2008-10-27, 12:27
'Head to the move marker for a rally guys'

usually followed by

'NO, the MOVE MARKER'

DrKniSh[DK]
2008-10-27, 13:19
Were did SL go ? Okay guys im apparently the new SL, Lets walk for ten minutes so i can get officers kit.

I know being medic is not as cool as being sniper. But this is what you play in my squad. No you cant be Marksman either.

Get in the truck guys..Also you medic..Yes you can request snipers kit in main. BUT WE ALREADY HAD THAT DISCUSSION *Kick*

"DONT SHOOT"!!!!!! spawning 60 sec later in mainbase.. "I think we all learned a valuable lesson today."

"we need a commander"

need extraction. " Okay guys i think its safer to walk than to fly with this pilot"

Caboosehatesbabies
2008-10-27, 18:04
On ramiel as USA: "Stop shooting damnit!" or "Suppress, smoke, and run away!" or "Leave the truck, we'll come back for it later" I'm a big believer of stealth in Insurgency as the coalition, I hate getting into firefights.

On Ramiel as INS: "Molotovs will kill the crew guys." or "Don't wonder away, we're defending, they have to come to us."

On Muttrah USMC: "OK guys, I like to call this the anal rape strategy, cause the MEC doesn't know they're gonna take it in the rear." or any direction as I tell my driver where to turn or "MEC apc spawns in 3 minutes, head to the Fortress"

On Muttrah MEC: "Spawn at bottom of fortress, I need a medic, and engineer, and a HAT." or "Medic, stay with the HAT on top of [that] building"

Guardian[]B()b
2008-10-27, 23:44
"Squad leader ? When did I become SL ?"

dagoober
2008-10-28, 02:35
ME-"OMFG wtf! why are you getting the (chopper, sniper kit, other useless things)!"
him-"bekawz ai likez too :shock:"
ME-:26_suicid

Fishbone
2008-10-28, 08:04
Yesterday:
The rally point was in a bad position as the SMs needed to cross 100 m of open land NW of EJOD city before they got the next bit of cover. I placed a move marker where I wanted to place a new rally point. I used all of my 4 smoke grenades to create a smoke screen and then I started telling:
"Come to the move marker." & all kind of variations.


After a couple of minutes there wasn't a single soldier at the move marker so I set an ultimatum of 30 sec. But no, still no soldier. So I made some coffee, got back & I was still alive, while the SMs still spawned at the rally point & engaging the enemy instead of getting to the city... at that moment I give up on my squad, kept my mouth shut and played the rest last minutes of the game on my own. The squad got best score, kills and we had a good K : D ratio, but still, that was one my worst games.

[/rant]

Truism
2008-11-03, 04:12
"Two on me for a rally."

"We'll just see if we can't ________, because that's just the kinda guys we are..."

[twl]Lan
2008-11-07, 08:33
"Boy'z, we are going to do defense on this flag cause this team is full of triggerhappy, rush assaulting public players that can't stay put for 10 minutes."

I've done that so many times I believe I have lost a lot of skills on assaulting tactics, assaulting is fun but the WAAAGH style that one sometimes see is tiresome. Bear in mind that the PR community has the highest level of tacticalminded players in any game I've seen so public games can become quite nice. More often then not :)

Skodz
2008-11-07, 20:59
ME-"OMFG wtf! why are you getting the (chopper, sniper kit, other useless things)!"
him-"bekawz ai likez too :shock:"
ME-:26_suicid

true

This may not be sentences I repeat a lot but why do people jumps on any limited kit as soon as they can whatever the situation, especially snipers and marksman ? You DO NOT need limited kit in every possible occasion... Rifleman, medic, engineer do the job real good most of the time! If I need a limited kit in my squad, I will tell you! :P

Most common phrase with a squad of Vets..."Where did that come from..?"

Most common phrase with a mixed squad(newbs and Vets) "Did ANYONE see where that came from?"

Most common phrase with a newb squad "get over here please.../what the hell are you doing over there..?/Double crew it please/press T request crewman"

eheh

SL do a lot of education in this game.

QFT.


SL:
"Where the hell are you all, am i the only one making this assault?"

Squad:
"We're taking fire"

Normally followed by something along these lines....
"Well if you all hang around like you're having a tea party they will shoot at you... pop some smoke and assault that 'fing' flag now!" *grumble grumble inaudible cursing

lolll

Maybe I am doing something wrong but it also happen to me sometimes, assaulting alone. Now I tend to use more "Move it, move it soldiers! I think it waken up the troops and add lot of immersion :P

My favorite line; "Don't bunch up, stay alert guys" :)

Wags
2008-11-10, 08:44
My most said stuff is:
"Oh, I'm the Squad Leader?"
"Enemy [type of threat]."
"Get your asses over here so I put down a dang Rally Point."
"If your not good at flying, don't fly at all."
and finally,"Look, Pilot, I have a full squad in your chopper, don't screw up."

Hitman.2.5
2008-11-10, 18:21
Mine is:
Do you have a mic?
This squad is an _________squad if you dont want in get out!
Hurry up, get on me
Stay low try not to engage anything that has'nt seen us unless there our target/engaging us

My personal favorite:

Oh god Danm it! u took the sniper/Hat/SF kit Good bye *kick from the squad*

Mindtech
2008-11-22, 07:38
"I need someone to go medic." (someone volunteers.) "Great. Please remain a medic, or let me know if you get another kit. We NEED a medic."

"Good work, squad!"

"There he goes. I'll get him." (a few seconds later) "He's down."

"Stick together, squad."

"Destroy!! Kill!!"

"Rally set."

"Call them out if you see them."

"Enemy on the marker."

"Catch your breath before we move on. Stay down."

"Nice shooting!"

"I need volunteers... We're changing tactics" (followed by some crazy scheme that usually works out pretty well)

Cassius
2008-11-22, 14:11
Can you come to my position for a rally ? .... x comt to my position for a rally pls

vilhelm123
2008-11-23, 16:20
'We have no medic? Right then medic rule is now in force then girls. Next one to die has to play medic and no moaning allowed!'

'Oh bollocks to this, just bloody shoot them lads'

'Yes! Pistoled him!'

'Run and jump in the chopper quick before some blues get in! Right….....where the hell did we want to go again?'

bigpimp83
2008-11-25, 02:37
poopie IM DEAD
darnit WHERE IS THE stinking MEDIC
blimey MEDIC WHY THE towel YOU GRAB THE flower MEDIC KIT IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO caterpillar USE IT
smile THIS IM LEAVING
Love!!!!!

sakils2
2008-11-25, 12:42
Don't swear so much.

Japub
2008-11-25, 13:37
Silly voice ridiculing the player:
"Hey, <player>! Why do you have a sniper kit? Did I tell you to take a sniper kit?No,Ididn'tTellYouToSoWhyDidYouTakeOne?" -->KICK!

"Ey, <player> why are you all the way back there? Did I tell you to be there? No,Ididn'tTellYouToBeThereSoWhyAreYouThere?" -->KIC...

- I was going to do this thing all on my own without informing my SL you see...
--->KICK!!!!!!!!!

SqnLdr
2008-11-25, 14:54
"C'mon lads, stay alive! Nononono! Pull back and DEFEND this courtyard unless you want to walk 2KM!" [upon having the rally overrun]

Scandicci
2008-11-25, 15:00
Lan;842456']"Boy'z, we are going to do defense on this flag cause this team is full of triggerhappy, rush assaulting public players that can't stay put for 10 minutes."

I've done that so many times I believe I have lost a lot of skills on assaulting tactics, assaulting is fun but the WAAAGH style that one sometimes see is tiresome. Bear in mind that the PR community has the highest level of tacticalminded players in any game I've seen so public games can become quite nice. More often then not :)

I read you loud and clear, TWlan. Defense.

"Yes, squad we are going to stay right here and defend this area."

squad whinges a little bit...

"OK, player X, run around our perimeter with player Y and report any enemy movements."

whinging persists...

"OK, player Z get the HAT kick off the outpost we are defending and shoot anything that rolls down the road from their main."

whinging subsides, when our side starts to dominate the other team

Players will always want to attack as long as weapons are issued with kits in PR. Defending usually wins games. That is why I like PR.

Rudd
2008-11-25, 15:29
"don't go in to the building! You hear me? don't go in"

5 seconds later, after a large amount of booms and screaming

"thats why you shouldn't have gone in the building"

PFunk
2008-12-24, 23:36
"Alright guys here's how I want to do things, we're going to split into fireteams..."

*Player X runs from the Semi-Circle and into a Jeep and drives to frontlines*

"and then we'll... hey where are you going? Get back in the Semi circle! Nobody leaves the Semi Circle!" *KICK*

M_Striker
2008-12-24, 23:52
wooooooooooh! Pistol whipped!

UncleSmek
2009-01-02, 16:46
"Ok here's what we will do"
"Player X clear building A"
"Player Y clear building B"
"Ok enemy infantry (position) Do not op..*Fire opens from squad members and enemy has sighted us*..en fire. WTFRUDOIN"

joethepro36
2009-01-02, 20:04
Ok guys
Let's move guys
Good work guys
C'mon guys let's go
Nice work guys

I have quite the imagination as a squad leader. ;)

Ainslie
2009-01-02, 20:31
My most common sentances:

"Shit. Taking fire."
"Damnit, man down."
"Fall back! AHH FALL BACK."
"Crap, hostile tank. Get down."
"Stay still, even I can't take out a tank with an L9."

:D

Smuke
2009-01-02, 21:31
Damn you Jimmy catch up!!!!

Portable.Cougar
2009-01-02, 22:21
My fav...

"how do I request an Officer kit?"

It usually scares most people off.

NickO
2009-01-02, 22:25
Jaymz;630203']"contact" always followed by the direction.

qft

PRC_Heavy_Z
2009-01-02, 22:52
Depending on language...

In English: I need 2 on me for rally

In Chinese: 你他妈的往娜跑?? (E-cookies for anyone who can guess the meaning) :lol:

single.shot (nor)
2009-01-03, 01:40
COVER IS USEFUL!!1!

bigpimp83
2009-01-03, 02:49
PRC_Heavy_Z;886759']Depending on language...

In English: I need 2 on me for rally

In Chinese: 你他妈的往娜跑?? (E-cookies for anyone who can guess the meaning) :lol:

derka derka?

CanuckCommander
2009-01-03, 03:11
PRC_Heavy_Z;886759']Depending on language...

In English: I need 2 on me for rally

In Chinese: 你他妈的往娜跑?? (E-cookies for anyone who can guess the meaning) :lol:

MotherFOCKER! Where are you going?

Or

Where the FOCK are you going?

or If spoken to the enemy.

Where the fuck do YOU think you're going. (also applies to friendlies)

lol You speak chinese in PR? I've never played in a chinese squad before, that would kinda funny. I usually play on TG.

PRC_Heavy_Z
2009-01-07, 18:56
^lol it says "Where the hell are you going?" nothing vulgar :mrgreen: but close enough... usually said when SL is trying to get a rally up.

smee
2009-01-07, 19:00
" oh my god, they lost docks again !!!!!. "

PFunk
2009-01-07, 19:11
" oh my god, they lost docks again !!!!!. "

Or even more popular:

"Hey the Cobra is up, might get to use my SOFLAM"

*checks map and emits angry growl which he will not elaborate on for squaddies*

*60 seconds later 2 guys respawn on Essex and request pilot kits and stand on the Cobra spawn*

flem615
2009-01-21, 18:54
"Stick together and stop spreading out"
and they have the nerve to ask for a medic when they get killed 200m from our position...

flem615
2009-01-21, 18:55
My fav...

"how do I request an Officer kit?"

It usually scares most people off.

LOL:-P

Tomato-Rifle
2009-01-21, 22:35
"We´re gonna put a rally here" and after that nobody goes to the particular spot.

"Any volunteers for medic?" Followed by a silence

Silverlance
2009-01-21, 22:37
"For god sake, STICK TOGETHER!"
"Dont be random please..."
"Who told you to get the sniper kit?"
"I want always 2 medics on the squad..."

And many more that are as frequent ^^.

CyanideCN
2009-02-22, 19:12
Mine is "Guys do you know why the enemy never shoots at me?"

some pubbie goes why

and I say "Gee guys its because I brush my teeth five times in a day."

"what!?" is the typical response and I say

"yes, cause when the enemy sees me, I smile and they always go "Wow look at that guys teeth he is a nice guy" and then let me live, and then they see you with me and they also say "wow those guys over there are pretty cool to hang around with a nice person" lets not shoot them.

Qaiex
2009-03-15, 16:17
In the 50% and more functional squads mine probably are:
"Rally on me."
"Sitrep."
and: "Do not engage unless I give the order."

Otherwise it's the classic: "Oh my *intercourse god.. I'm surrounded by peons with the tactical capabilities of a cow."



*synonym ftw

JohnTheRipper
2009-03-15, 16:24
Mine are:
"Where the hell are you going!"
"Get back here!"
"Don't attack the marked cache unless you want to die."
"Don't engage the enemy unless you have to."

Scandicci
2009-03-19, 14:13
Current SL who was not using VOIP mysteriously gets disconnected...

I am now the SL with a medic kit...

New guy joins squad a few seconds later...

"Squad Leader you do realize you have a medic kit, don't you?"

I reply...

"I am addicted to the epipen."

LittleFoX
2009-03-19, 16:56
'Ok, everyone stay put and hold fire, I'll pop smoke to mark our location, X, Y and Z secure the peremiter.'
Some genious throws an incindiary grenade on the road
'I told you to hold fire, that includes incindiary grenades! Now stay put and keep an eye out!'
Starts shooting into the sky....*KICK*
'Listen up! However still thinks he's funny by throwing incindiary grenades and wasting ammo, can you leave the squad now!'

Masterbake
2009-04-08, 15:19
Oh fuck, rally's down

Havoc134
2009-04-08, 15:55
"cmon guys, someone needs to be the medic"

motherdear
2009-04-08, 16:04
Or even more popular:

"Hey the Cobra is up, might get to use my SOFLAM"

*checks map and emits angry growl which he will not elaborate on for squaddies*

*60 seconds later 2 guys respawn on Essex and request pilot kits and stand on the Cobra spawn*

oh god i've done that so many times when playing with you, nothing is more annoying than loosing air support (except for annoying squadmember that thinks killing a FAV is more important than the tank 50 feet from us that hasn't spotted us)

Dev1200
2009-04-08, 16:07
Squad of Infantry:

Deviante(me): "Get down! There's a tank outside looking straight at us!"

SM's: "What tank?" *Looking out window to see the tank*

Whole squad is killed by tank Heat shell


/kick ;D

henriksive
2009-04-08, 16:18
Squad of Infantry:
Deviante(me): "Get down! There's a tank outside looking straight at us!"
SM's: "What tank?" *Looking out window to see the tank*
Whole squad is killed by tank Heat shell


Happens too often...
My most used sentence is actually "good job guys" or "get some fire on the marker".

ben748
2009-04-08, 22:01
"

"Any volunteers for medic?" Followed by a silence

I always volunteer to be medic, actually a pretty good job.

PFunk
2009-04-09, 06:35
FIRE AT THE MARKER FIRE AT THE MARKER!

IF YOU DIE WITH A BULLET IN YOUR CHAMBER I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOUR LITTLE SISTER AND SHOW HER MY MARKSMAN COMPETENCIES, SANS RIFLE!

CrashNemesisII
2009-04-15, 09:19
"look mate, either lead, follow or get out of my way"

"keep your spacing, seriously, move across the street, NOW"

"Ok, moving in on enemy cache, we're alone, so nice and slow."

"Slow is smooth and smooth is fast guys"

"what do you mean they're shooting at us? Shoot back!"

Zrix
2009-04-15, 18:43
"Enemies at marker!"

sometimes followed by

"Ok, spawn at main.."

Rissien
2009-04-15, 22:28
"Mine.. mine MINE STOP STOP STOOOOPPP"
*Boom* <player> Teamkills <player>

T.Nightingale
2009-04-27, 05:01
Usually my speech i give to every squad at the start of the round:

"OK Guys listen up. Listen to me and ill keep you alive. When i ay "Move" you move. When i say "Hit the ground." You hit the ground. When i say "Move to cover." you move to cover. When i say "Enemy West or 120" you look but do not fire for various reasons. When i say "Fire" or "suppressing fire" you do it or we're all dead. When i say "Come here" Use your map and find me because soemthing big is provbably going down with me and i cant give you actual co-ords. So, Use Map, Use VOIP, Use Guns, Use Medics and most importantly USE YOUR BRAINS. NOW LETS STEP TO IT!" (The preferred response is "Yes SIR!" or "Roger that!"
But i usually get a couple mumbles of agreement from randoms but my clan squad generally give me a "Got it" answer. lol

BTW Like my sig? :D

T.Nightingale
2009-04-27, 05:05
Oh fuck, rally's down

LOL Its when im Leading isn't it Mbake?
LOL Im tempremental with rally setting.
Sometimes i remember other times i dont sometimes i put them in hot zones others i leave them way to far out.

DanishPride
2009-05-02, 22:59
Lol nightingale :D

well mine most used sentence is "allright i need to medics, one LMG and a grenadier if someone wants to be... and NO sniper or marksman!" i usually get an angry mumble... and im just happy that the squad uses the voip :D

gazzthompson
2009-05-02, 23:07
"dont take sniper kit , or i WILL kick you from the squad instantly"

Rudd
2009-05-02, 23:15
"dont take sniper kit , or i WILL kick you from the squad instantly"

lately I've been saying

"what did I say? are you a moron, you join an ENG VOIP squad without a mic and expect to be able to pick up any old kit you want and to go of lonewolfing, I aint having it mate" *kick*

TJ-XRL
2009-05-03, 00:44
guys guys GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE DA HELL ARE U WTF OMG U IDIOTS ow hi Boom teamkill

ImPulse
2009-05-27, 22:03
"Mic check <names>."
"We're screwed, that's for damn sure."
"Alright guys, we need to fall back a bit."
"<insert random joking/singing>"
"We need a medic guys, <name>, you will respawn as a medic next time you die."

About that last sentence, don't ask me why but lately I've had probs with people joining my squad and disobeying orders, taking different kits they prefer rather than the kits I would like them to have. Etc. So, last few games I've had, the medic's been.. well, missing. :]

Uh, and this post makes me look like a bad squad leader. Crap. I guess I'm a bit too afraid of acting like a dictator, or something.

RedSparrow
2009-05-27, 22:31
"Uhh.. Wait, your left or mine?"

USA-Forever932
2009-05-28, 20:38
"Hey (Random Pubbie) You're not with this team, Hurry up at get with your fireteam"
"Bravo team, MOVE IN!"
"Automatic, Deploy Here!"
"Target Marker means shoot here, Observation Marker means look there, Move marker means go there and Build Marker means I'm getting another Cup of Tea. Brb"

SkaterCrush
2009-05-29, 02:51
I usually go

"Hey GAAAAZ"
"WASSUP"
"Ok I need a medic, and LMG and a grenadier/AT" (depends if I'm playing insurgency or AAS)
"LETS GET THIS SH** ON!"

E4$Y
2009-06-03, 22:38
Well since i'm always in a lack of medics in my sq...:

"Can someone be a fu*#ing medic?"

Kill001
2009-06-05, 04:21
Well since i'm always in a lack of medics in my sq...:

"Can someone be a fu*#ing medic?"

same xD

Edit: prolly the main reason why I usually play as medic xD

L4gi
2009-06-05, 22:20
"WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING?!?!"
"WHAT THE F**K!?!?!"
"What the... *kick everyone from squad*"
Take your pick

whale156
2009-06-05, 22:25
L4gi;1045421']"WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING?!?!"
"WHAT THE F**K!?!?!"
"What the... *kick everyone from squad*"
Take your pick

Does holding down ur horn when driving count as a quote?

Darkcloak2
2009-06-05, 22:26
L4gi;1045421']"WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING?!?!"
"WHAT THE F**K!?!?!"
"What the... *kick everyone from squad*"
Take your pick

too true,
how about "Darkcloak, never touch the wheel again, you can't drive for sh*t count."?

Cpl.Small
2009-06-05, 22:29
Ha ha! so true!

gazzthompson
2009-06-05, 23:02
"dont take the sniper kit..."
"put the sniper kit down"
"ok, well stay close then"
"uber133z1994 get with the squad"
"fuck you then!"
*kicked.

PFunk
2009-06-10, 11:03
I love would be snipers:

"Whyd you take that sniper kit?"
"I'm gonna cover you?"
"From the other side of the map?"
...
"Damn he left the squad before I could kick him!"

Tomato-Rifle
2009-06-10, 13:56
Medic!

or

Move to me for a rally, but then nobody moves there.

wookimonsta
2009-06-10, 14:28
"just do what I tell you" followed closely by "somebody throw smoke and raise that idiot that just ran into open fire..."

goguapsy
2009-06-11, 04:58
"what the hell are you doing back there?"
"Medic, can you save me? Medic?"
"ENEMY! (direction)"
"let's regroup"
"guys, i said let's regroup"
"Guys, just go to the move marker so we can regroup!"
lol

2ndLt_Tracz
2009-06-22, 15:59
"..Stay Together!!.."
"..Wtf are you doing there.."
"..Fucken Listen.."

Most of the time though it is like talking to the wall.

-.-Maverick-.-
2009-11-02, 11:34
"ok guys spawn at the rally."

"why did you spawn at main!!??"

Lowjoe
2009-11-02, 19:52
Who takes the madic kit? *silence* ... that's what i thought.

shit, fuck and other swear words

mic check


... and stuff!

Indian_Clay
2009-11-02, 20:11
Ok guys
Let's move guys
Good work guys
C'mon guys let's go
Nice work guys

I have quite the imagination as a squad leader. ;)

omgz. Your genuis.

This is pretty much all I say, too.

Next to "Does anyone want to be medic?"

TomDackery
2009-11-02, 20:16
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO PRONE! PROOONE!"
followed by a thud as one of my squad members gets headshotted.

Zrix
2009-11-02, 20:17
"Sorry, this is a mumble squad"

That, and "MEDIC!"

Sgt.North
2009-11-03, 00:42
Most common is........


NO SNIPERS IN THIS SQUAD!

Hoboknighter
2009-11-03, 03:31
Quit waiting for your stupid [insert useless kit for the map here, i.e. HAT for fallujah] and get your ass over by me so we can leave this god-forsaken base.

Lan
2009-11-03, 13:46
"hodji down the road" or "shit im down, medic can you get me"

goguapsy
2009-11-03, 19:54
"all the other squad are idiots we are the ones that has do do it"

Damn right on the ball man. I say that all the time. It's true (some commanders say).

archerfenris
2009-12-01, 15:22
"Why the hell are you guys so far apart? Stick close! How can the medic get you if you're 100 meters away?"

Then usually followed by

"Why the hell are you all so close? One grenade could take us all out. Spread out. BUT NOT TOO FAR. Sheesh."

And finally

"HODGIE shoot him. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE SHOOTING? EVERYONE SHOOT DAMNIT."

No pubber ever knows correct spacing or even how to fire his weapon apparently.

0331SgtSpyUSMC
2009-12-06, 09:10
Constantly telling ppl to maintain radio silence

arjan
2009-12-06, 10:05
''woohoo''

Mad-Mike
2009-12-06, 11:54
Blah, Blah.... Is On Marker

Easiest way to show what your on about, you always find someone in your squad that is slow:-P

TrueTypeSansSerif
2010-01-01, 19:46
Most likely posted many times before, but it's my favorite heard line.

"I am a tree" or "I am a rock" or "Box"

Always saves lives!

=Toasted=
2010-01-01, 20:00
"...Oh Shi-"

"NO WE DON'T NEED A DAMN SNIPER KIT"

LUKE_NUKE_EM
2010-01-02, 20:46
I think its "Alright guys ..."

xXRich07Xx
2010-01-03, 00:52
"HOLD YOUR FIRE D4MM1T!

Rudd
2010-01-03, 00:54
X what squad are you a part of? get back over here

Pedz
2010-01-03, 01:02
"Right we need a medic, and a riflemen specialist, but NO SNIPERS" :P(if working as an infantry group)

And

"Medic get your a*** over here and heal this guy, he's been dead for a good 2 minutes now"

Herbiie
2010-01-03, 12:57
I think its "Alright guys ..."

Yeah this one wins...

In the Modern Armies of PR, all radio messages from Squad Leaders to their Squads, when detailing orders, must begin with the prefix "Alright Guys" by regulation.

Gunner4712
2010-01-24, 04:57
Spawn at main...

FuzzySquirrel
2010-01-24, 05:30
When I sl it seems like "I said DON'T get Sniper..."

hades198
2010-01-31, 23:03
Im down need a medic asap

Proceed
2010-01-31, 23:19
"Yea this is boring right now, but someone needs to defend ..."

Shooter90
2010-02-04, 12:46
"Target at -" followed by a sudden death.

My most common ones are "Hold here", "Get your a-- back here!", "Where the f--- are you going?", "Fine, go solo like an a--hole." followed by a teamkill and a squad kick.

Second to that is "nope", "call air service", "30 seconds", "fall back", "if they're shooting you, shoot back!", and "seems qui-" followed by a crack and me yelling "anyone see the shot?".

PLODDITHANLEY
2010-02-04, 13:25
Oh dear the SL has left/kicked/disconnected it's me again, sorry guys....someone get my medic kit...hello....anyone?

Close second are you on Mumble?

burghUK
2010-02-04, 15:12
errrm...follow me.

or my favourite sentence

"stop pussying around at the back and man up"

Tim270
2010-02-04, 15:14
'Where the f**k is everyone!?'

Shooter90
2010-02-04, 19:50
Best one I heard wasn't an order...

Some guy was talking about BF2 then the SL goes "What's BF2?".

TomDackery
2010-02-04, 20:36
"Why the hell are you still over there?"

or

"How did you get up there?"

or

"Stop shooting me... oh... fire back!!!"

Arnoldio
2010-03-14, 15:24
Mine is ...

"Medic, we ned a medic here, medic where are you *i look at the map*... What the fck.. i mean really, what the FCK are you doing way back there, jesus christ what are you doing!"

JerseyJihadest
2010-03-18, 12:17
"Roger"

Scared_420
2010-05-11, 22:03
"follow me"
"why are you not following me"
then they type in sorry i have no mic but i can hear you fine

moEnti
2011-01-31, 10:53
"Don't go th...oh F***"

Rudd
2011-01-31, 10:55
had to say this a couple of times lately...

"what kit you got there"

*they answer, sniper/other stupid kit"

"why you got that?"

*some BS*

"while you're thinking about your answer, pick up your old kit"

Matrox
2011-01-31, 11:15
"medic"

PLODDITHANLEY
2011-01-31, 11:54
'I'm down where are they?'

'Oh fluf we're wiped out respawn on .....'

Recently 'what on earth are squad X doing over there' squad X on flag two away in AAS order.

BenHamish
2011-01-31, 12:04
About to start any sentence:

'Alright guys ..[I need you to keep watching that direction, kill anything that moves]'

or

'Alright fellas .. [plan is to cross this road, and nip into that building]'

karambaitos
2011-01-31, 12:08
"why are you being stupid all the way over there, did i even tell you to go there?"
- But there are NMEs there (usually a guy with the marksman kit)
*I DONT GIVE A DAMN GET OVER HERE AND BE USEFUL*

"Oh look how nice no one one is manning the HMG/TOW/AA. (RAGE SPEAK ENSUES HERE)

"great i have to do everything"

dtacs
2011-01-31, 12:37
"do this"

"do that"

"fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

Smegburt_funkledink
2011-01-31, 12:49
"Matrox, stop griefing!"

"Scot, don't retailiate."

Tartantyco
2011-01-31, 14:35
"Do what I say when I say it and you'll survive."

CopyCat
2011-02-01, 10:15
"Omfg who asked for this LZ (?)"

"?Really?"

"Fire only if fired upon"

"Listen to me..."

"Why are you over there and not here"

"Listen to me, you might live longer"

/CC

doop-de-doo
2011-02-01, 12:02
I want you to...

Pronck
2011-02-01, 12:07
Get on ze .50 kalieberrrrrrrrrrrr!

Then we get over there, and when we are there we will just make an FOB and camp our asses off!

Are the mortars ready?

Place an IED/Mine over here!

Allahoe Ackbar!

Guys I said start storming their positions! (Everyone is looking around and don't know what I meant)

Web_cole
2011-05-15, 18:54
"Hmmmmmm...."

"Ookkkkkkkkkk-"

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.... lets"

I do a lot of thinking out loud :p

Finners
2011-05-15, 20:06
"What the hell am i doing as SL... Here you take it!"