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=UKHC=Neoteknix
2007-07-27, 15:40
haha ... last night i was playing on Kashan Desert, and our squad Set up a Rally Point in One of the Bunkers ...

On Defending it, one of the Enemy MEC Guys Sneaked onto the Roof and Dropped in throught the vents, Not knowing i Saw him i sneaked after him and Dropped in Behind him.

He was in the Room next to the Toilets on the Top Floor and was Holding the M95 kit with Twin Uzis Pointed to my Face, But Luckily I Stuck 3 Rounds in his before he had chance to Unload them !

i was Well Happy to pick up my Prize .........

staying with my Squad, i helped give sniper Support while Defending our rally point ! then we headed to defend the south bunker as it was under attack.

after Going in Solo and Wasting 2 members of thier Team with the Ingrams, My Squad mates and Bravo Sqaud Showed up, along with a Guy called FARTKNOCKER and some other Guy ... and all they did was just Stare at me haha

I just Said " STOP STARING AT MY UZIS " and another guy turned up to have a look ... haha

all i saw on the radio chatter was " WHERED YOU FIND IT WHERE !! TELL US !! " and i just Lol'd .... Its amazing how many people just stopped to stare at my Prize kit ... haha

anyway, FartKnocker wouldnt leave me alone, he kept on saying fire it ! go on fire ! ... so i gave a quick demo :D

he followed me everywhere, in the hopes that i'd die and that he could have my M95. our squad then started to Clear the Bunkers, and I found yet another M95 !! I Laffed my ass off as Fartknocker walked in after me and Saw it and started jumping around in joy hahah.

Was so hilarious, this attracted even more attention from passers by staring at us, so much so i think it made us lose the south bunker lol ........ we formed a "Sniper Squad " and people had to look twice at us both !

people were like " How the Hell have squad 6 got 2 M95s ? WTF ??? "

Topped my night off i tell ya heehee :lol:

Heres to Fartknocker and his Quest for the Golden M95. hehehe

Outlawz7
2007-07-27, 16:11
Its M82

El_Vikingo
2007-07-27, 16:14
x2

ReaperMAC
2007-07-27, 17:26
x3

Only M95 kit I know so far is on Qwai river.

Wolfmaster
2007-07-27, 18:04
Geez, the guy has a great story and all you can think of is he used the wrong two numbers? :lol:

j/k

Outlawz7
2007-07-27, 18:10
Gave me a hint actually, I went on LAN, started Kashan and found the M82's location :twisted:

ReaperMAC
2007-07-27, 18:27
lol, of all the people, I expected you to know its location. Anyways, me and a couple squad mates the other day re-enacted the Matrix scene with the dual uzis :D

El_Vikingo
2007-07-27, 18:44
OMG U CAN DO BCKFLPIS IN PRS?¿!¿

What did you use as the lobby?

Outlawz7
2007-07-27, 18:57
lol, of all the people, I expected you to know its location. Anyways, me and a couple squad mates the other day re-enacted the Matrix scene with the dual uzis :D

Well, the only way, I saw it untill now, was by hiding somewhere and wait for the sniper happy bastard to come to the same hole to camp and meet my trusty G3 :twisted:

ReaperMAC
2007-07-27, 19:01
OMG U CAN DO BCKFLPIS IN PRS?¿!¿

What did you use as the lobby?
The enterance to the bunkers (the one with the balcony and whatnot). We used the hallway near the bathroom well... for the hallway.

youm0nt
2007-07-27, 23:55
Wow, that fartknocker guy has been in the TG server sometimes and is really ignorant about how the maps suck and how they're boring. He typed "This map is boring" while playing Jabal yesterday. I then type back, "Then what maps do you like?" He said Basrah :roll:

SGT.JOKER
2007-07-28, 05:30
i had the M82 once......i got tked by a squad mate for it......

Emnyron
2007-07-28, 23:18
Ive never seen it, Never heard it, Never found it, Never botherd to look for it.. Maybe becuse im to busy clearing out those f-16`s/mig-29...

Outlawz7
2007-07-28, 23:24
Consider sniping out pilots with that .50 some time in the future :p

S.P.C-[Reality]-
2007-07-29, 21:12
i searched every freaking inch of the bunkers and guess what?! found nothing but shit in the last toilet to right hand side :sad: :26_suicid

S.P.C-[Reality]-
2007-07-30, 00:40
aHA finally i found them, the black gold the all mighty M82. i took some screen shots of it but im wondering about posting them :twisted:

ReaperMAC
2007-07-30, 00:45
-']aHA finally i found them, the black gold the all mighty M82. i took some screen shots of it but im wondering about posting them :twisted:
Seriously... its not that special anymore...

S.P.C-[Reality]-
2007-07-30, 00:56
Seriously... its not that special anymore...

realy?? in one day. i think its not special for you anymore cause you know the location already. go ask some other ppl in a server and see how they react

lol

ReaperMAC
2007-07-30, 00:57
-']realy?? in one day. i think its not special for you anymore cause you know the location already. go ask some other ppl in a server and see how they react

lol
I rather not go "Brag" about it. :-P

S.P.C-[Reality]-
2007-07-30, 03:23
I rather not go "Brag" about it. :-P

well this whole thing, the story "Fartknockers Quest for the Golden M95" is a brag about the position of this gun. if i went on every thread and talked about this then you could say i am braging about this. well ive read other comments like mine saying they found it.
but dont worry i will not be sending anymore comments talking about this ;)

fartknocker12345
2007-07-30, 19:04
Hey there,
yes when i saw that gun i remembered how much raping i did with it in vbf2, and simply, I became obsessed.

lol me and you should go sniping again some time.

Does anyone know why that tg server seems to disappear sometimes???

ReaperMAC
2007-07-30, 19:22
Does anyone know why that tg server seems to disappear sometimes???
Crashes... apparently :-(