PDA

View Full Version : How to jihad in nine easy steps.


Lucid Nightmare
2007-05-05, 09:15
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/rdeimel/Row1.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/rdeimel/Row2.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/rdeimel/Row3.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/rdeimel/Row4.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/rdeimel/Row5.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/rdeimel/Row6.jpg

BaDbLiTz123
2007-05-05, 09:21
Lol amazing. :D

arthuro12
2007-05-05, 10:05
very nice, and very funny :D gj gj

daranz
2007-05-05, 12:42
I have a system of awarding style points to jihad drivers. Basically, the closer they are to the end of the music during explosion, the better. Note that the long they keep the music up, the more warning the enemy has. Ideally, the jihad car should play the entirety of the music, and then explode.

Playing at least 3 seconds of the music before exploding is absolutely mandatory.

bosco_
2007-05-05, 22:50
Good job, I lol'd.

ArmedDrunk&Angry
2007-05-05, 22:57
There has been a problem with the translation, it seems upon killing an infidel you will receive 72 crystal vases full of virgin olive oil.
Terribly sorry if this caused any confusion.

youm0nt
2007-05-05, 22:59
Nine easy steps? Well, shooting them takes two easy steps... Point and fire ;)

RatU(BRA)
2007-05-05, 23:42
Hahahaha, really great!
:D

Wasteland
2007-05-05, 23:55
Nine easy steps? Well, shooting them takes two easy steps... Point and fire ;)

Are you suggesting firing at the MBTs with small arms?

ryan d ale
2007-05-06, 00:22
Are you suggesting firing at the MBTs with small arms?

It looks good! But ermm...

Teek
2007-05-06, 07:44
LOL!!!
GJ!

Cascyth
2007-05-06, 07:51
:D nice!

Bonsai
2007-05-06, 08:44
Fantastic!

^Slick
2007-05-06, 11:51
Amazing.... /me claps.

oS2007
2007-05-06, 14:04
Frankly, I'd be more willing to drive IED laden cars into a tank if I had even just 36 well-traveled women of the night awaiting me.

I don't think eternity is long enough to teach 72 fine young girls just how it's done, and sex ed won't be the first thing I feel like doing when I get there.

wpchen
2007-05-07, 00:14
Lol, nice guide.

So do the IEDs explode when you hit the tank? Or do you have to jump out and manually detonate?

trogdor1289
2007-05-07, 00:36
both ;)

JuniperM40
2007-05-07, 01:02
Depends on:

1. If you hit an MBT with a technical - you will explode automatically if you hit them from the front or behind.

2. APCs need manual detonation - unless you hit them on the front, really fast.

3. Jihad cars (already rigged to explode) need no external detonation - just RMB click on 'em when youre reasonably close.

4. Always have your detonator when you jump out (5) available just-in-case. =)

youm0nt
2007-05-07, 02:32
Are you suggesting firing at the MBTs with small arms?
No, no, I meant when you're on the wrong end of a jihadist. Two simple steps to take the jihadist out: Point and fire!

Teek
2007-05-07, 03:09
640 Gigabit Internet Router =) DIG IT.!

^^^^ I love fast hardware ^^^^
You have one of those!
http://abilene.internet2.edu/images/T640-2.jpg
lol,
btw, only 10gbs