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Wasteland
2007-03-25, 23:47
Last night on the DevFile server, I was in the jihad semi-truck looking for a tank that had been spotted North of the Villiage. What should I happen upon? Why, a cobra! What's a cobra doing landed out in the middle of the desert? As I got closer, I noticed two pilots sitting next to it, and realized they must have been forced down by a system failure.

Should I blow them up? The USMC wasn't being too smart, and I doubted they had the coordination to send out a repair crew. So maybe it would be best to just leave them with their cobra to prevent it respawning?

But then I see a BH circling the area, dropping altitude. Looks like they're getting a pickup, or some sort of repair thing going on. So I charge in. The BH sees me and tries to take off, but too late. He gets caught by the blast. As does the cobra and two pilots.

Pure sex.



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RGG:Dale
2007-03-25, 23:52
they were pwned for sure, i have never seen a car jihad a Heli(except when going into the airport after that A-10 or cobra;-) )

so well done lol:p

edit*just noticed the last pick Raynizzle obviusly doesnt like the forums lol;-)

GeZe
2007-03-25, 23:53
Wow, very well done.

Randleman5102
2007-03-25, 23:55
Lol I wish I was there at that classic moment.

Lothrian
2007-03-25, 23:58
Read the chat in the last picture! Get out the pink ban stick!!!!

... and LOL at the carnage! Respect +2

soraflair
2007-03-25, 23:59
We need a separate forum for this kind of stuff. :)

JL
2007-03-26, 00:00
just getting that thing anywhere on the map without being blown to pieces by the A-10 is amazing itself.. :D

Lothrian
2007-03-26, 00:01
Good idea ... its so easy to 'nade spam the main board with amazing stories.
As Captain Picard frequently said, "Make it so Number One."

Jones[26thMEU]
2007-03-26, 00:04
I did that to a cobra that was in Low Altitude he tried to pull up but was caught in the blast lol

Cerberus
2007-03-26, 00:25
That one guy called us gay.

Wasteland
2007-03-26, 00:30
Yeah, he was a tool. I kicked him earlier that night for teamswitching, and I think I ended up kicking him again later for TKing intentionally. He's kept asking where the M-95 was, but nobody would tell him. We kept saying to check in the cargo plane.

He kept whining, so I told him to join the forums, make some freinds, and eventually someone would tell him. But instead he decided to call us gay. Haha. He also started saying "you don't know where it is!", as though I would try to prove myself by telling him. Oh well.

His dumbassery aside, that was my most proud moment on the DevFile server. I couldn't believe it when that BH came in.

Woody
2007-03-26, 00:35
Lol I'd love to see the Blackhawk pilots face in RL as you came at him with the truck and what he said afterwards lol.

tele-loe-
2007-03-26, 01:03
Do ya have the battlerecorder file of it? If so FRAP it lol.

causticbeat
2007-03-26, 01:16
Yeah, he was a tool. I kicked him earlier that night for teamswitching, and I think I ended up kicking him again later for TKing intentionally. He's kept asking where the M-95 was, but nobody would tell him. We kept saying to check in the cargo plane.

He kept whining, so I told him to join the forums, make some freinds, and eventually someone would tell him. But instead he decided to call us gay. Haha. He also started saying "you don't know where it is!", as though I would try to prove myself by telling him. Oh well.

His dumbassery aside, that was my most proud moment on the DevFile server. I couldn't believe it when that BH came in.



you should have picked up the m95 and stood in front of him. if he tked you for it, ban him for tking

Wasteland
2007-03-26, 01:24
I was insurgent though.

xgayox
2007-03-26, 01:29
Incredible. I commend you.

ReaperMAC
2007-03-26, 01:35
Awesome! I wonder what the looks on their faces were while they waited to respawn.

Dylan
2007-03-26, 04:27
I bet they felt stupid. Good one.

Woody
2007-03-26, 06:43
How far away were you tell they saw you?

Exhume.dk
2007-03-26, 08:44
loool...priceless.. Wasteland, and just hoped that you played some music for them just prior to impact..with a 30 sek. warm-up this music is very disturbing i guess ;-)

.:iGi:. Greg
2007-03-26, 16:04
It's moments like this that really make this game for me. Stumbling upon some unsuspecting enemies then blowing them up. Class!

duckhunt
2007-03-26, 16:10
wasteland, you know there is so much noobing on devfile. As soon as a squad gets their act together to do pickups/ repairs with excellent teamwork you go and ruin it.

:lol:

seriously well done lol and big lol @ gay ppl on the forums.

bosco_
2007-03-26, 16:13
lol, nice one.

DirtyHarry88
2007-03-26, 16:30
These are the sort of moments that bring me to orgasm.

Mongolian_dude
2007-03-26, 16:46
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LOL sick man, truely down with teh_sickness.
My finest hour was during a X-traction mission on Devfile. I got the SUV 3 times in a row with the bombtruck lol.

I just hid around a corner and when i saw two hummers speed out and hear rotors overhead, i knew it was my time....ALLAH HU AKBAH!!!!

Thats a tail tail sign. The stupid LB pilot who hovers right above the target, like a blimp advertising the lottery "It could be you!", with Allah's devine finger, pointing down at you with it's fingers corssed.

...mongol...

Hides-His-Eyes
2007-03-26, 17:05
Sounds like fantastic work form both sides. Awesome.


Now somebdy buy me another gig of ram, so i can finally play this map. :(

Wasteland
2007-03-26, 17:17
It's moments like this that really make this game for me. Stumbling upon some unsuspecting enemies then blowing them up. Class!

Of course I did :D

Woody, I don't think they knew I was there until I played the music just before liftoff. The BH didn't try to get away until then (he never fully landed). The cobra pilots kind of turned to look at me, but I think they were stunned for a moment. Or they were doing the familiar "WTF? I'm USMC, right?"

Either way, they turned to look at me, frozen, and then tried to sprint away when I turned on the music.

vanity
2007-03-26, 17:27
Mongolian_dude']LOL sick man, truely down with teh_sickness.
My finest hour was during a X-traction mission on Devfile. I got the SUV 3 times in a row with the bombtruck lol.

I just hid around a corner and when i saw two hummers speed out and hear rotors overhead, i knew it was my time....ALLAH HU AKBAH!!!!

Thats a tail tail sign. The stupid LB pilot who hovers right above the target, like a blimp advertising the lottery "It could be you!", with Allah's devine finger, pointing down at you with it's fingers corssed.

...mongol...

AWE MAN! I really need to play more extraction. THat sounds awesome.

MrD
2007-03-26, 17:35
Hell, as engineer I've been jumping on top of buildings, throwing my c4 and detonating it and taken some low flying choppers out :)

nothing more funny than a successful suicide bombing

TroyMcClure
2007-03-26, 17:47
lol
nice jihad!

Animalmother
2007-03-26, 18:58
On a side note, I think that J1H4D guy in the chatbox is the same guy that was TKing A10 pilots and parking forklifts in front of them last time I was in there, I think he made more than one name. The one I saw was J1H4DJ33P. BAN HIM

Wasteland
2007-03-26, 19:05
I think it's a clan. There were several J1H4D guys on when I was playing. Although I'd see nothing wrong with banning them all. They seemed like a bunch of asshats.

1_MAN_WRECKING_CREW
2007-03-26, 20:28
Last night on the DevFile server, I was in the jihad semi-truck looking for a tank that had been spotted North of the Villiage. What should I happen upon? Why, a cobra! What's a cobra doing landed out in the middle of the desert? As I got closer, I noticed two pilots sitting next to it, and realized they must have been forced down by a system failure.


ummm i was that blackhawk pilot...:oops: :lol:
crikey...that was a beauty...

Garabaldi
2007-03-26, 20:37
Me and Desertfox loaded up a dirt bike with C4 and raced around the desert. We saw a Black Hawk flying low, and raced towards it.

BOOM!

Metal bird down!

This is more epic, though.

Cherni
2007-03-26, 21:04
Garabaldi']Me and Desertfox loaded up a dirt bike with C4 and raced around the desert. We saw a Black Hawk flying low, and raced towards it.

BOOM!

Metal bird down!

This is more epic, though.
lol nice!

Wasteland
2007-03-26, 21:14
ummm i was that blackhawk pilot...:oops: :lol:
crikey...that was a beauty...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Sweet. I was more happy to see you coming in than the guys you were picking up!

So what was the plan? Just pick them up and RTB? Or did you have an engineer on board?

JL
2007-03-26, 21:18
It is so satisfying picking up a downed pilot in the middle of the desert! last night on devfile the second A-10 pilot was downed but in my squad requesting a pickup, so I landed my A-10 and taxied it down to the blackhawk spawn, got into that and performed successful extraction west of palace, red smoke indicator and all.. brought him back to the base to ... wait for his A-10 to re-spawn :-P