War is coming... No suprise.

[-=IDSF=-]SykloAG · 03-31-2007, 10:31 PM

'US ready to strike Iran on Good Friday'

The United States will be ready to launch a missile attack on Iran's nuclear facilities as soon as early this month, perhaps "from 4 a.m. until 4 p.m. on April 6," according to reports in the Russian media on Saturday.

According to Russian intelligence sources, the reports said, the US has devised a plan to attack several targets in Iran, and an assault could be carried out by launching missiles from fighter jets and warships stationed in the Persian Gulf.

Russian news agency RIA Novosti quoted a security official as saying, "Russian intelligence has information that the US Armed Forces stationed in the Persian Gulf have nearly completed preparations for a missile strike against Iranian territory."

The Russian Defense Ministry rejected the claims of an imminent attack as "myths." There was no immediate response from Washington.

The reports come as the Iranian chief of staff, Hassan Fayrouz Abadi, was quoted on Saturday by Iran's Fars news agency warning leaders of Arab countries that Israel plans to open a "suicidal attack" on its neighbors this summer, to "prevent the withdrawal of the US troops from Iraq and the area."

"I warn the dear leaders and Muslim brothers in the neighboring countries of the occupied territories that this suicidal attack of the Zionists is threatening them," he said.

The countries in danger, he said, were "Lebanon and Syria, and later Egypt, Jordan and Saudi Arabia."

Also on Saturday, Russia urged Britain and Teheran to resolve the dispute over 15 British sailors and marines captured by Iran last week, a local news agency reported.

Russian Foreign Ministry spokesman Mikhail Kamynin urged the two sides to provide the United Nations with their own assessments as to what happened and where exactly the detention occurred so that the body could conduct an independent probe.

"We hope these actions will provide a foundation for the soonest possible resolution of the crisis," Kamynin was quoted as saying by the Interfax news agency.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad insisted that the captured British sailors and marines trespassed in Iranian waters and called world powers "arrogant" for failing to apologize, the country's official news agency reported.

"The British occupier forces did trespass our waters. Our border guards detained them with skill and bravery. But arrogant powers, because of their arrogant and selfish spirit, are claiming otherwise," IRNA quoted Ahmadinejad as saying during a speech in the southeastern city of Andinmeshk.

The European Union grappled with a double bind over Iran Saturday - the country's nuclear program and its seizure of the British troops - and reported no progress on either issue.

A debate about Iran's nuclear ambitions had been scheduled as a key agenda item but "was overshadowed to a certain extent by the issue of the sailors and marines," German Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier said after hosting a two-day EU foreign ministers meeting in Bremen, Germany.

The Foreign Ministry in Iran dismissed the EU's "biased and meddlesome" comments on the captured troops, saying the dispute solely involved the governments of Iran and Britain.

Speaking to reporters in Bremen, British Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett urged Iran to resolve the crisis over the military personnel peacefully, saying London remains open to dialogue.

"We encourage Iran to peacefully resolve this issue," she said.

"We continue to express our willingness to engage in dialogue and discussions with Iran," she added. "That is very much in the best interest of our people and that is our foremost concern."

"I think everyone regrets that this position has arisen," she said. "What we want is a way out of it."

I expect this one to be quick. Notice the major media outlets are keeping quiet on this one...

[R-DEV]Jaymz · 04-01-2007, 12:29 AM

Hmmmmm, I'm really hoping nothing happens and Iran just gives back the sailors.

Fishw0rk · 04-01-2007, 12:48 AM

Great, just more shit to pile into the next US President's lap.

Otherwise this is an April Fools joke.

Freshmeat · 04-01-2007, 01:02 AM

Ye other thing on this sight seems to be an April fools joke as welll...

Expendable Grunt · 04-01-2007, 01:38 AM

Lol funny joke man

Hope nobody takes it too serrious!

[-=IDSF=-]SykloAG · 04-01-2007, 01:47 AM

Ok... This is no joke (not as far as I know). So if you find it funny then good 4 u. I'm not laughing, as these guys have long range missiles pointed at my country.

LiquidSnake · 04-01-2007, 06:28 AM

Also heard that Info...

3 possibilities:

- True
- rumour
- or the Russians just feckin love 1st April jokes xD

^250p6p^ · 04-01-2007, 10:15 AM

HHAHAH LOL and the front page
MI5 investigation hahahahaha

1 APRIL 1 APRIL lol good joke

Dyer |3-5| · 04-01-2007, 04:01 PM

HOLY SH*T thats on my birthday :0. Talk about fireworks

on a serious note, where did this come from?

Army Musician · 04-01-2007, 06:10 PM

flipping hek.

03-31-2007, 10:31 PM	#1
[-=IDSF=-]SykloAG Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Israel Posts: 404	War is coming... No suprise. 'US ready to strike Iran on Good Friday' The United States will be ready to launch a missile attack on Iran's nuclear facilities as soon as early this month, perhaps "from 4 a.m. until 4 p.m. on April 6," according to reports in the Russian media on Saturday. According to Russian intelligence sources, the reports said, the US has devised a plan to attack several targets in Iran, and an assault could be carried out by launching missiles from fighter jets and warships stationed in the Persian Gulf. Russian news agency RIA Novosti quoted a security official as saying, "Russian intelligence has information that the US Armed Forces stationed in the Persian Gulf have nearly completed preparations for a missile strike against Iranian territory." The Russian Defense Ministry rejected the claims of an imminent attack as "myths." There was no immediate response from Washington. The reports come as the Iranian chief of staff, Hassan Fayrouz Abadi, was quoted on Saturday by Iran's Fars news agency warning leaders of Arab countries that Israel plans to open a "suicidal attack" on its neighbors this summer, to "prevent the withdrawal of the US troops from Iraq and the area." "I warn the dear leaders and Muslim brothers in the neighboring countries of the occupied territories that this suicidal attack of the Zionists is threatening them," he said. The countries in danger, he said, were "Lebanon and Syria, and later Egypt, Jordan and Saudi Arabia." Also on Saturday, Russia urged Britain and Teheran to resolve the dispute over 15 British sailors and marines captured by Iran last week, a local news agency reported. Russian Foreign Ministry spokesman Mikhail Kamynin urged the two sides to provide the United Nations with their own assessments as to what happened and where exactly the detention occurred so that the body could conduct an independent probe. "We hope these actions will provide a foundation for the soonest possible resolution of the crisis," Kamynin was quoted as saying by the Interfax news agency. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad insisted that the captured British sailors and marines trespassed in Iranian waters and called world powers "arrogant" for failing to apologize, the country's official news agency reported. "The British occupier forces did trespass our waters. Our border guards detained them with skill and bravery. But arrogant powers, because of their arrogant and selfish spirit, are claiming otherwise," IRNA quoted Ahmadinejad as saying during a speech in the southeastern city of Andinmeshk. The European Union grappled with a double bind over Iran Saturday - the country's nuclear program and its seizure of the British troops - and reported no progress on either issue. A debate about Iran's nuclear ambitions had been scheduled as a key agenda item but "was overshadowed to a certain extent by the issue of the sailors and marines," German Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier said after hosting a two-day EU foreign ministers meeting in Bremen, Germany. The Foreign Ministry in Iran dismissed the EU's "biased and meddlesome" comments on the captured troops, saying the dispute solely involved the governments of Iran and Britain. Speaking to reporters in Bremen, British Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett urged Iran to resolve the crisis over the military personnel peacefully, saying London remains open to dialogue. "We encourage Iran to peacefully resolve this issue," she said. "We continue to express our willingness to engage in dialogue and discussions with Iran," she added. "That is very much in the best interest of our people and that is our foremost concern." "I think everyone regrets that this position has arisen," she said. "What we want is a way out of it." I expect this one to be quick. Notice the major media outlets are keeping quiet on this one...

04-01-2007, 01:38 AM	#5
Expendable Grunt Join Date: Mar 2007 Mongolia Location: Hollywood, MD Posts: 3,655	Lol funny joke man Hope nobody takes it too serrious!
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04-01-2007, 10:15 AM	#8
^250p6p^ Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2	HHAHAH LOL and the front page MI5 investigation hahahahaha 1 APRIL 1 APRIL lol good joke
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04-01-2007, 12:29 AM	#2
[R-DEV]Jaymz PR Operations Lead Join Date: Apr 2006 Ireland Location: Houston, TX Posts: 3,814	Hmmmmm, I'm really hoping nothing happens and Iran just gives back the sailors.

04-01-2007, 12:48 AM	#3
Fishw0rk Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 566	Great, just more shit to pile into the next US President's lap. Otherwise this is an April Fools joke.

04-01-2007, 01:02 AM	#4
Freshmeat Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Glasgow Posts: 372	Ye other thing on this sight seems to be an April fools joke as welll...

04-01-2007, 01:47 AM	#6
[-=IDSF=-]SykloAG Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Israel Posts: 404	Ok... This is no joke (not as far as I know). So if you find it funny then good 4 u. I'm not laughing, as these guys have long range missiles pointed at my country.

04-01-2007, 06:28 AM	#7
LiquidSnake Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Switzerland Posts: 579	Also heard that Info... 3 possibilities: - True - rumour - or the Russians just feckin love 1st April jokes xD

04-01-2007, 04:01 PM	#9
Dyer \|3-5\| Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: United States Posts: 235	HOLY SH*T thats on my birthday :0. Talk about fireworks on a serious note, where did this come from?

04-01-2007, 06:10 PM	#10
Army Musician Join Date: Mar 2006 United Kingdom Location: GREAT (Amazing) Britain Posts: 1,011	flipping hek.

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