most common sentence as an SL

[rcbbob]

"Wombie! your a f*ck up, im kicking you from my squad"

"As as squad we were great, but the rest of the team was poor" - Usually frosty Mc Ownage

"Fail"

"I dont know what the other squads are doing"

[Chanvlan]

"Omg, i dont remember telling you to get a sniper kit, go kill yourself and get something useful unless i ask you!"

"You can fly, great, ooo in Vanilla, alright everyone out of the chopper now to the boats!"

"Regroup on me, no thats the enemy *explosion* aaaa crap . . . "

[Psykogundam]

"<Name> Please follow orders or i will remove you from the squad."
"Stay close to me and use cover."
"This is an infantry squad we do not need snipers."
"This is an armour squad, so dont expect a rally."
"Ehh...wtf...what are you doing?"
"Is there an Admin on?"

[Bringerof_D]

"I SAID DONT SHOOT! great now they know were here."

"stop sitting around and trying to pick them off, charge in to the CP!"

that second one is good advice to all SLs i've seen it first hand it works alot better than trying to pick off all their guys or chasing them around the flag zone, charge into the CP, get on the flag, watch the roads alleys and trails, they'll come to you.

[darkwarrior666]

Mine:

"F*ck the helo pilot, we're taking the truck"(used often)
"Where ARE you guys?"
"Colt, for the love of god use your old mic"(inside joke)
"Form up on my position for a rally"
"Use your damn map then! Shoulda stayed with the squad..."
"Generally, 'behind that tree there' is a pretty bad reference for an enemy position, please use bearings."(for Bi Ming and Mestia)
"Good job guys"(at the end of any round we lose)
"We may as well just pull back and have a party with C4."(used when we're discussing tactics and I notice the enemy is really low on tickets)
"Oh -insert nasty word here-"(happens ALOT)
"I'm down, where's our medic?"(happens often)
"Anyone got any suggestions, aside from running straight at them with shovels?"
"Guys, rejoin the squad so I can be leader again, my comp spontaneously combusted again..."
"Hey -name-, I can barely hear you"
"If you wanna poke your head out, be my guest...the medic can't revive headshots."
"Hey, we finally have a commander!"
"Damnit, the commander left, so much for that firebase."
"Commander, can you get squad # to move towards -objective-, while we -do other objective-?"
"Hold on to your balls!"(generally used when driving a supply truck, humvee, land rover, vodnik, or any other generic 4 wheeled transport over rough or downhill terrain)
"If they crash the heli one more time, someone more competent is flying it. Any volunteers?"
"Stay with the squad, damnit!"
"Where the hell are you going?"
"Merak, why aren't you a medic?"(inside joke)
"Wait, the commander gave me a sh*tty order, let me set a new waypoint..."
"Enemy contact at -compass bearing-! Wait, that's a friendly, nevermind..."(happens alot)
"When you become Squad Leader, you can drive. Get out of my seat."
"Hold up guys, forgot to get the officer kit..."
"What the hell just happened?"
"Where did that come from?"(happens alot)
"Did you just see that tracer fire?"
"Spread out, do you want to take it up the poop shoot from a HEAT round?"
"-name-, go and scout for enemies." *5 seconds later, he dies* "Alright, they're still out there, sit tight while he respawns."
"For f*ck sakes, stop shooting the ground near me!" (used while waiting for a chopper ride...seriously, that suppression annoys the HELL out of me)

[MardyBum93]

mine is

"come on, i need two guys over here to stick a rally down"

[Psyrus]

Mine is most likely:

"FFS WHAT IS SQUAD XYZ DOING OVER THERE, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEND. WATCH, WE'RE GONNA LOSE THAT FLAG NOW JUST AS WE GET TO THI... *our flag gets neutralized* GAAHHHHHHHHH *screams and ragequits*"

I'm quite hate filled, yet people still join my squads... I don't understand it :P

Edit: Oh and yes, I really do get told once or twice a day to stop shouting into the mic

*It's just a game dude*
"SIF IT'S A MOFOING GAME BLAUUURGH RAGE"

:P

[[R-COM]TheScot666]

Please would someone go fuc**ng medic.

[daranz]

"Oh, great..." (heavy sarcasm)
"Guys. Let's move. Let's get going! Forget about them, squad X is gonna handle them, we gotta keep moving! I need you with me. Get going!"
"Guys, I need somebody to go medic, and stay medic. Or I'll do it."
"I need more fire on him! Shoot, dammit!"
"Oh well, we're all dead. Spawn back at rally."
"Great, I ended up being SL again."


(also, this thread is a bit moldy)

[Cheesygoodness]

"Why do I always get stuck following and watching Cain's ass bounce and giving him medical juice?"

"Hey look at that I am getting shot at."

"There is a piss load of them to the west." (Always to the west. Never really know why.)

(After a call for a medic.) "Come here" "Over here" "Behind here" "To me to me to me."

(After hearing enemy armor) "We got a such and such it might be fri.... *BOOM!* Yep its an enemy and I am down."

(After preparing to charge, Getting halfway out in the open and looking back.) "Hey I said charge... Where the hell are you guys!?!?"

Those are literally my most often said stuff. If you got transcripts of my conversations with Gunwitch... You'd wonder how the hell our squad is effective at all.