[AAR] Fail Knife

Aimed · 12-07-2009, 01:39 PM

I was playing on Chicago Insurgency server last night on Operation Archer, we were the Taliban and Sitting in the Castle scouting out the Americans for the team.

When we look towards the village and my squad leader (=HCM= Dv83r) spots a lone marksman laying just outside the castle facing village, so he decides to get a easy knife kill and begins sneaking down to the lonewolf.

First attempt led to Dv83r sliding off the hill to his death, but he didnt give up he spawned in on our hideout and set off down the hill again, this time watching his step, the rest of our squad were all sitting in the castle watching and laughing as this time, when he sneaks down he gets about 10 metres away when the marksman turns round and spots him.

now this is the moment we all know they crapped themselfs as neither knew what to do, so SL decided to just charge the marksman with his knife, and marksman obviously was so scared and didnt know what to do was that his reaction was to turn and run away with his tail between his legs and jump off the mountain. which led to us all crying with laughter lol

luckily xfire decided to work so i could get some pics of the marksman being a coward lol

so whats your fail knife stories?

ma21212 · 12-07-2009, 01:56 PM

Lolz well once i remmeber i was on Qwi and was trying to knife a SAW. I got to him and he didnt notice so i desided to be a jerk and scream "Fall back" and as soon as i did that he turned around and turned me into swiss cheese

Original|nl · 12-07-2009, 04:24 PM

Hahahhaah! nice with screenshots..
It's really funny to knife ppl, but they usually hear you and turn around and BOOM BOOM you're dead and you fail

Mad-Mike · 12-07-2009, 06:08 PM

lmfao great story

will the shamed marksman please report here so we can abuse you

goguapsy · 12-07-2009, 06:11 PM

Loads of times I'm 1 inch away from the enemy and he turns and shoots me OR he runs away (without seeing me) and I chase. Just to get owned by him later

just happened in Asad Khal, Chicago Insurgency 2.

sylent/shooter · 12-07-2009, 06:18 PM

U know unless u sprint they can't hear u without u having there speakers like at full

freeway · 12-09-2009, 05:34 AM

me ? i put a whole mag in him to make sure he is dead then i Tbag him

Georgerulz111 · 12-09-2009, 05:49 AM

I got a story about a fail knife AND a WIN knife.

The map was road to kyon (or whatever it it)
I was on one of the machine guns inside the compound.
I didn't realise that someone grappled over the wall until they were right behind me so i jumped off the MG and turned to face him and i was like OMFG HE'S PULLED A KNIFE ON ME, so I pulled out my knife and stabbed him in the eye... WIN...

McCree · 12-09-2009, 07:57 AM

To be stabbed in the face by the target you are just about to stab is probably the most humiliating situation in PR.

this happens to me too often :<

goguapsy · 12-09-2009, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McCree

To be stabbed in the face by the target you are just about to stab is probably the most humiliating situation in PR.

this happens to me too often :<

NOrmally the guys turns around and full-auto's me.

12-07-2009, 01:39 PM	#1
Aimed PR:BF2 Beta Test Team Join Date: Mar 2009 United Kingdom Location: Gaz is awesome Posts: 1,431	[AAR] Fail Knife I was playing on Chicago Insurgency server last night on Operation Archer, we were the Taliban and Sitting in the Castle scouting out the Americans for the team. When we look towards the village and my squad leader (=HCM= Dv83r) spots a lone marksman laying just outside the castle facing village, so he decides to get a easy knife kill and begins sneaking down to the lonewolf. First attempt led to Dv83r sliding off the hill to his death, but he didnt give up he spawned in on our hideout and set off down the hill again, this time watching his step, the rest of our squad were all sitting in the castle watching and laughing as this time, when he sneaks down he gets about 10 metres away when the marksman turns round and spots him. now this is the moment we all know they crapped themselfs as neither knew what to do, so SL decided to just charge the marksman with his knife, and marksman obviously was so scared and didnt know what to do was that his reaction was to turn and run away with his tail between his legs and jump off the mountain. which led to us all crying with laughter lol luckily xfire decided to work so i could get some pics of the marksman being a coward lol so whats your fail knife stories? Attached Thumbnails

12-07-2009, 01:56 PM	#2
ma21212 Join Date: Nov 2007 Cambodia Posts: 1,731	Re: Fail Knife Lolz well once i remmeber i was on Qwi and was trying to knife a SAW. I got to him and he didnt notice so i desided to be a jerk and scream "Fall back" and as soon as i did that he turned around and turned me into swiss cheese
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12-07-2009, 04:24 PM	#3
Original\|nl Join Date: Oct 2009 Netherlands Location: Arnhem Posts: 46	Re: Fail Knife Hahahhaah! nice with screenshots.. It's really funny to knife ppl, but they usually hear you and turn around and BOOM BOOM you're dead and you fail

12-07-2009, 06:08 PM	#4
Mad-Mike Join Date: Jan 2008 United Kingdom Location: Widnes/Liverpool. Posts: 3,314	Re: Fail Knife lmfao great story will the shamed marksman please report here so we can abuse you
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12-07-2009, 06:11 PM	#5
goguapsy Join Date: Jun 2009 Brazil Location: Sao Paulo Posts: 3,694	Re: Fail Knife Loads of times I'm 1 inch away from the enemy and he turns and shoots me OR he runs away (without seeing me) and I chase. Just to get owned by him later just happened in Asad Khal, Chicago Insurgency 2.
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12-07-2009, 06:18 PM	#6
sylent/shooter Join Date: Apr 2009 Canada Location: Ontario Posts: 624	Re: Fail Knife U know unless u sprint they can't hear u without u having there speakers like at full
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12-09-2009, 05:34 AM	#7
freeway Join Date: May 2009 United States of America Posts: 85	Re: Fail Knife me ? i put a whole mag in him to make sure he is dead then i Tbag him
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12-09-2009, 05:49 AM	#8
Georgerulz111 Join Date: Mar 2009 Australia Location: Sydney NSW Posts: 17	Re: Fail Knife I got a story about a fail knife AND a WIN knife. The map was road to kyon (or whatever it it) I was on one of the machine guns inside the compound. I didn't realise that someone grappled over the wall until they were right behind me so i jumped off the MG and turned to face him and i was like OMFG HE'S PULLED A KNIFE ON ME, so I pulled out my knife and stabbed him in the eye... WIN...

12-09-2009, 07:57 AM	#9
McCree Join Date: Feb 2008 Finland Location: Espoo Posts: 74	Re: Fail Knife To be stabbed in the face by the target you are just about to stab is probably the most humiliating situation in PR. this happens to me too often :<
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