Is today Retard Day?

[Tartantyco]

-The servers are populated by idiots today, apparently. Did I miss a memo or something? First I join the Chicago HoG Insurgency server where everybody's whining and yelling at each other while tk'ing and blowing up assets everywhere. I quickly retreat from that server and jump onto 10th. Al Basrah's playing and the Insurgents are winning so I think I'm on a good team. Little do I know that it was only the other side's equally astounding incompetence that made the insurgents win, as evidenced on the next map; Fools Road.

-Start off with the usual dimwits who haven't gotten the Squad Bug memo and the usual admins ignoring the memo(Well, they weren't on but I rarely see people get kicked for setting up squads prematurely. Try to enforce this rule more often, otherwise people won't honor it.) I set up a squad and people just leave once I try to organize the squad, only to set up several one man squads(A few sniper squads if I remember correctly). Then once we spawn there's about a 50/50 1man/2man on armor and they roll out. Almost everyone goes by the Village flag, it's only capped because a few APCs move through slowly while I sit there alone. A few APCs go towards Heli, a few towards Forest Position west of Train Depot. Around 5 minutes into the game we only have one APC left, nothing else(I mean nothing!). That's my cue to leave.

-I join the Chicago HoG server and try my luck there. Things go ok at the beginning, until the other squads make contact. Three infantry squads supported by armor are unable to take Gov Office and once they're repelled my squad moves in and almost take it on our own, but we can't get to the firebase and with the rally point some distance away we can't reinforce as quickly as they do. We move in for another assault, this time with Nanjing support. Firebase goes down but we lose the Nanjing. Me and two more guys move around the south side, get a truck there, drop crates and get across the wall. We take up position on the roof and hold on for quite a while. Meanwhile, Fishing gets capped while three squads stand around at main feeling each other up, another squad running around to our north without ever getting anywhere. A little later the US side caps Estate and none of the other squads do anything, deciding to maintain Status Quo. And of course we had a CO who didn't CO, he just held up the firebase construction by fondling himself in his CP while we were standing around at Fishing waiting to build a firebase.

-People went Full Retard today.

[CodeRedFox]

Funny thing is it started right when you logged in and ended right when you logged off.

Joking, sometimes you have crappy days. Its also could be the first Monday of allot of US players are off.

[[R-DEV]Outlawz7]

I don't think this wonderful event is limited to only one day
I actually celebrate when the 'Not Retarded Day' occurs.

[[R-DEV]AfterDune]

Oh come on, Outlawz, you're a bit too old to be like that..

[hall0]

Guys there are holidays so a lot more idiots/kiddies than usual Its the same like every holiday season before

[[R-DEV]Outlawz7]

I was being sarcastic, and tbh while it may not be as bad as OP describes, not every single round is top shelf either. What did I say?

[Scot]

I had the most awesome round on Korengal EVER! Found the most super secret cache location ever! It was in the caves in D 5 i think, down in some fog, and then I found out that you can shoot people through the caves It was an aweesome round! Boring, only killed 2 people, but damn right epic!

[McBumLuv]

Meh, you have your good days and your bad ones. Yesterday I was able to keep the A-10 up an entire round just killing tanks and getting lazes in Kashan on our server. Favourite moment: Ian incoming chopper starts a decent for the bunkers, I strafe it with my GAU-8 and send a missile at it. It doesn't blow in mid-air, humorously, but instead spins out of control, with many of its passengers jumping out chuteless.

[LeChuckle]

PR= best played during the evening

[Airsoft Soldier]

Originally Posted by LeChuck

PR= best played during the evening

or with a group of friends you know. You rarely see me pub alone, as I almost always play with the NATO boys.