[List] dumb things that happened to you

cat · 11-10-2008, 05:37 PM

This thread is for posting dumb, embarrasing and silly things that happened to you or your squad while playing. Pleas numerate.

Here is my stuf:

1.
Getting hit by a diverted friendly AA rocket that was supposed to hit an enemy helicopter flying over me. Killed my whole squad (5).

2.
Getting rammed to death in a humvee by aa MEC truck after a long car chase through muttrah. After some evading maneuvers I lost track of the truck chasing me, then suddenly it appeared from a small side street and hit me from the side.

3. Accidently instructing my squad to attack muttrah "dicks" instead of "docks".

4.
Climbing on a unreachable roof on mutrah with the hook. Then using fire1 instead of fire2 ( which throws it basically away), effectively trapping myself on the roof.

5.
Trying to kill a rifleman with marksman rifle 300m away. AFter like 3 magazines of aimed shots, the other guy is like over global chat:
"Who is the MEC trying to shoot me on the roof?"
"Me"
"Stop it, its pointless for both of us!"

We both tried to hit each other until the sun set on muttrah. Without success.

=Romagnolo= · 11-10-2008, 06:03 PM

6.
someone "HOW DO I GET A KIT?"

[R-MOD]Jigsaw · 11-10-2008, 06:12 PM

Lol

7. Riding in a LB over muttrah, AA rocket goes through the center of the LB killing all the passengers but leaving the pilot and helicopter completely unharmed.
LB touches down and pilot asks "why arent you guys getting out?" lol

Fishbone · 11-10-2008, 06:41 PM

I had a laugh about point 5, good story!

8. As SL repeatedly ordering your tank to move to the marker. Taking a minute to realize that you are the driver.

CodeRedFox · 11-10-2008, 06:58 PM

Calling artillery on a village only to watch two friendly squads move right into the village.

Cptkanito · 11-10-2008, 08:32 PM

The classic...both jets flying over the airfield in different directions at the same time, one expecting the other to move out of the way. Crash-bang-wallop!!

Dude388 · 11-10-2008, 08:37 PM

11. Getting a little bit to tense on a map after a long time without combat....and blasting a squad leaders head clean off when he comes around a corner.

12. Having a SL tell you to get to a certain postion a long way away and have you wait there for him to place a rally.....only to have him get there and realize he forgot the OFFICER kit.

daranz · 11-10-2008, 10:03 PM

13. Watching a JDAM marker suddenly pop up on top of two friendly squads. And then watching one of the squadleaders say, in text, that he meant to request build order. Then, hearing a surprised MEC spotter exclaim over global that a JDAM just hit his laser spot.

14. "Ok, guys, I got them all. It's all clear. I'm gonna come to you and heal you up so hold your fire, ok?"

5 seconds later

"Oh h-- STOP! HOLD FI-- OW, YOU KILLED ME!"

Colonelcool125 · 11-10-2008, 10:17 PM

15. Talking to my buddies about barbed wire, I say, "I hate barbed wire, espically the stupid poles ( clearly talking about the poles that hold the wire up and launch things into the air)" I get made fun of for the next hour about having something against Polish people from the town of Barbed Wire.

16. Getting barbed wired into one half of the town on road to Kynyong Ni (I don't know how to spell it). Destroying two supply trucks trying to ram down the wire.

GeneralNorth · 11-11-2008, 03:18 AM

17 some pilot on muttrah that dropped me off at mec main and i got kicked for it(my destination was docks lol!)

11-10-2008, 05:37 PM	#1
cat Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 260	[List] dumb things that happened to you This thread is for posting dumb, embarrasing and silly things that happened to you or your squad while playing. Pleas numerate. Here is my stuf: 1. Getting hit by a diverted friendly AA rocket that was supposed to hit an enemy helicopter flying over me. Killed my whole squad (5). 2. Getting rammed to death in a humvee by aa MEC truck after a long car chase through muttrah. After some evading maneuvers I lost track of the truck chasing me, then suddenly it appeared from a small side street and hit me from the side. 3. Accidently instructing my squad to attack muttrah "dicks" instead of "docks". 4. Climbing on a unreachable roof on mutrah with the hook. Then using fire1 instead of fire2 ( which throws it basically away), effectively trapping myself on the roof. 5. Trying to kill a rifleman with marksman rifle 300m away. AFter like 3 magazines of aimed shots, the other guy is like over global chat: "Who is the MEC trying to shoot me on the roof?" "Me" "Stop it, its pointless for both of us!" We both tried to hit each other until the sun set on muttrah. Without success.
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11-10-2008, 06:03 PM	#2
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11-10-2008, 06:12 PM	#3
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11-10-2008, 06:41 PM	#4
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11-10-2008, 06:58 PM	#5
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11-10-2008, 08:32 PM	#6
Cptkanito Join Date: Aug 2008 Europe Location: Salisbury Posts: 391	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you The classic...both jets flying over the airfield in different directions at the same time, one expecting the other to move out of the way. Crash-bang-wallop!!
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11-10-2008, 08:37 PM	#7
Dude388 Join Date: Jul 2008 Canada Location: Toronto Posts: 406	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you 11. Getting a little bit to tense on a map after a long time without combat....and blasting a squad leaders head clean off when he comes around a corner. 12. Having a SL tell you to get to a certain postion a long way away and have you wait there for him to place a rally.....only to have him get there and realize he forgot the OFFICER kit.
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11-10-2008, 10:03 PM	#8
daranz Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,580	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you 13. Watching a JDAM marker suddenly pop up on top of two friendly squads. And then watching one of the squadleaders say, in text, that he meant to request build order. Then, hearing a surprised MEC spotter exclaim over global that a JDAM just hit his laser spot. 14. "Ok, guys, I got them all. It's all clear. I'm gonna come to you and heal you up so hold your fire, ok?" 5 seconds later "Oh h-- STOP! HOLD FI-- OW, YOU KILLED ME!"
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11-10-2008, 10:17 PM	#9
Colonelcool125 Join Date: Jun 2007 United States of America Location: Saint Louis, MO Posts: 4,264	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you 15. Talking to my buddies about barbed wire, I say, "I hate barbed wire, espically the stupid poles ( clearly talking about the poles that hold the wire up and launch things into the air)" I get made fun of for the next hour about having something against Polish people from the town of Barbed Wire. 16. Getting barbed wired into one half of the town on road to Kynyong Ni (I don't know how to spell it). Destroying two supply trucks trying to ram down the wire.
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11-11-2008, 03:18 AM	#10
GeneralNorth Join Date: Oct 2008 Sweden Location: Stockholm Posts: 105	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you 17 some pilot on muttrah that dropped me off at mec main and i got kicked for it(my destination was docks lol!)

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