[List] dumb things that happened to you

[Colonelcool125]

It didn't happen to me, but I caused it.

39)
Shooting a hovering aircraft (can't remember if it was a harrier or a helo), it blows up, and a frogfoot proceeds to fly directly into the falling chunk of airplane and blow up. Frogfoot pilot whines over global chat. I lol.

[bloodthirsty_viking]

im on the one island map, i get a sniper kist then everyone leaves the squad (i had not been squad leader)
i get in to a helicopter and go with another squad to a random landing area.
being it my first time on the map i run to the bunker to my right and take cover, 5 seconds later the squad who i hiched a ride with get anialited, not evan time to shoot back, and i end up makining it for another hour, alone, killing random peaple

[wuschel]

In all the chaos on the battlefield, I fell unknowingly behind my squads advance. At some point, I passed a 50-cal and located some middle distance contacts at the same time.

I called out the contacts, my squad turned backs on me in order to spot that enemy in the east, and got nailed down by one long high frequency bullet stream.

I felt good for the first two seconds, before the teamkills were announced.

[fullkontact]

41) On Operation Barriuda my squad rushes to a Huey and we all get in with me as the pilot. A squad next to us has another huey and we are both completely filled inf wise. I thought the rotors were warmed up (Huey next to me was) my huey went up slightly, rolled and came down ontop of the other.....

[Waaah_Wah]

Originally Posted by fullkontact

41) On Operation Barriuda my squad rushes to a Huey and we all get in with me as the pilot. A squad next to us has another huey and we are both completely filled inf wise. I thought the rotors were warmed up (Huey next to me was) my huey went up slightly, rolled and came down ontop of the other.....

Lol! I bet your team loved you after that

[daranz]

A classic:

42: Gunning in a tank, and driving up on the ridgeline between US main and the village on Kashan. I see a bunch of infantry on the road, running about, in the "OH SHI-- IT'S A TANK!" mode. I engage one of them with my coax, and he goes down. Then, to the right of my crosshair, right next to our tank, I see a guy with an AT kit, lying prone in the middle of an open space. I try to quickly traverse the turret towards him, but before I manage to, BOOOM! The guy manages to shoot the ground in front of him, and blow himself up. I say "Oh, well..." and take out an oblivious squad leader sitting nearby.

[black-wolf]

Originally Posted by cat

3. Accidently instructing my squad to attack muttrah "dicks" instead of "docks".

HOLD THE DICKS! HOLD THE DICKS!

[Spuz36]

43. Me, trying to act out Cliffhanger, fall down a Hill to my death. My squad seeing me moving, follows...

[akatabrask]

44. Getting revived by a medic and while he starts to heal me I say thanks through the commo rose but it bugs out and I send a clean shot in his head at point blank range...since then I allway look away before saying thanks like that

[HeXeY]

Originally Posted by akatabrask

44. Getting revived by a medic and while he starts to heal me I say thanks through the commo rose but it bugs out and I send a clean shot in his head at point blank range...since then I allway look away before saying thanks like that

I always do that too, never actually shot a medic saying thanks yet though