[List] dumb things that happened to you - Page 3

Aranykai · 11-11-2008, 11:06 PM

28. This didnt happen to me exactly, but I witnessed it. A US APC has squeezed past the anti tank stakes at north bunker on Kashan Desert and the driver is now trying to get back out so he can assault MEC outpost. For safety sake, he unloads his entire crew and attempts it a few times. Then another guy jumps in and tries it. At this point, they have been working at it for at least 90 seconds, and providing us with quite a show. The driver backs up to get some speed and charges the stakes again. His APC launches strait up in the air 50 feet and drops back to earth, instantly exploding.

~~cfschris~~ · 11-11-2008, 11:07 PM

This has to be one of the funniest things within .8......

Muttrah City. Ever notice how 9/10 transport helicopter pilots inserting troops into the mountains never make it out without epically killing themselves (and usually taking out a few of the men they were transporting with them)? LOL.

Its so true. Seriously. If they're stupid enough to attempt setting down on the uneven terrain (which many of them do), they will almost certainly kill themselves. But whats amazing is that even when they HOVER low over the ground, they STILL seem to somehow kill themselves upon leaving!!!

TF6049 · 11-20-2008, 12:59 AM

29. *A-10 coming in for a landing, 8 kills on the gun, happy pilot* Raaaaraaaaraaa-*Connection problem*-BOOM! Hitting the fence at the end of the runway (my nose tips down)

I HATE THAT!!!

stozzcheese · 11-20-2008, 11:25 AM

21.
taking off from a carrier in muttrah, the pilot said "im probably the best pilot on this server. dont worry"... rolled and blew up the chopper killing the entire squad to see "hey this is alot different than bf2"

Smuke · 11-20-2008, 11:48 AM

^ I was one of the squad, and I remember seeing the guy saying, 20 successful flights afterwards I was thinking, was he talking about bf2?

Alex6714 · 11-20-2008, 12:29 PM

31) 0.6, flying a frogfoot into a supply crate that spawned in front of me.

32) Wiping out a friendly squad on muttrah with the attack huey, then coming again. Seeing enemy in the same location, yet getting closer not knowing if enemy or friendly, and having a hat come into my cockpit.

33) Completely full helicopter on kashan, we get AA lock and the missile hits however I am the only person to die and fall to my death outside the heli, while it continues on its way.

34) Get into a littlebird on muttah, squad mate hops in. Wait for warm up time, increase throttle and the helicopter lifts up.

I am diving forward so I pull up. And up. And up. *Boom* Then I realise the joystick part of my hotas is not connected properly.

35) Doing an uber stafing run guns blazing with the a10, only to have the tank I am strafing somehow hit me with a sabot round.

cyberzomby · 11-20-2008, 03:09 PM

Funny storys all of them! Some happened to me as well

I will post one later

~~Waaah_Wah~~ · 11-20-2008, 04:19 PM

36. Climbing up to the hotel roof on Muttrah, knifing a sniper, taking his kit and then lying down to take a look at an enemy flag when a Huey flies over my head, i hear a "WOOOOOSH" and get TKed by a friendly AA missile.

37. I sit in an AA, and fire at a Littlebird that flied low in front of me, unfortunately my missile doesnt folow the chopter, instead it flies INSIDE a window of some building and kills 2 people in there. WTF are the odds?!

cyberzomby · 11-20-2008, 04:47 PM

lol! nice one as well Waah Waah! :P

38. Being commander on barracude we spend the entire thing battling over bridge when it finaly goes neutral because of squad 3 being on it. Squad 3 requests a build order at the exact same spot as a firesupport order comes in (jdam strike I mean) I radio to squad 3: You sure? Its right on top of you!
No response
Squad 3! That Jdam is right on top of you?
No response
I decided that I'd click away the Jdam. Richt click that is. As I just accept the build order (I thought I was) I see the Jdam question pop up! Underneath my left click! I just accepted a Jdam strike on Squad 3's location!
I radiod squad 3 to get the hell out of there! They didnt respond and got wiped out.
The guy gives me a ring and asks what the hell I did? Trying to explain my mistake I made him believe it was his fault! I quickly explain one more time and got him to cool down. We won the game with 5 tickets!

~~Waaah_Wah~~ · 11-20-2008, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberzomby

lol! nice one as well Waah Waah! :P

Hehe its funny now, but i was pretty pissed when it happened.

11-11-2008, 11:06 PM	#21
Aranykai Join Date: Nov 2008 United States of America Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 59	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you 28. This didnt happen to me exactly, but I witnessed it. A US APC has squeezed past the anti tank stakes at north bunker on Kashan Desert and the driver is now trying to get back out so he can assault MEC outpost. For safety sake, he unloads his entire crew and attempts it a few times. Then another guy jumps in and tries it. At this point, they have been working at it for at least 90 seconds, and providing us with quite a show. The driver backs up to get some speed and charges the stakes again. His APC launches strait up in the air 50 feet and drops back to earth, instantly exploding.
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11-11-2008, 11:07 PM	#22
~~cfschris~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 United States of America Location: FL Posts: 475	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you This has to be one of the funniest things within .8...... Muttrah City. Ever notice how 9/10 transport helicopter pilots inserting troops into the mountains never make it out without epically killing themselves (and usually taking out a few of the men they were transporting with them)? LOL. Its so true. Seriously. If they're stupid enough to attempt setting down on the uneven terrain (which many of them do), they will almost certainly kill themselves. But whats amazing is that even when they HOVER low over the ground, they STILL seem to somehow kill themselves upon leaving!!!

11-20-2008, 12:59 AM	#23
TF6049 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 588	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you 29. A-10 coming in for a landing, 8 kills on the gun, happy pilot Raaaaraaaaraaa-Connection problem-BOOM! Hitting the fence at the end of the runway (my nose tips down) I HATE THAT!!!
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11-20-2008, 11:25 AM	#24
stozzcheese Join Date: Sep 2008 Australia Location: Sydney Posts: 309	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you 21. taking off from a carrier in muttrah, the pilot said "im probably the best pilot on this server. dont worry"... rolled and blew up the chopper killing the entire squad to see "hey this is alot different than bf2"
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11-20-2008, 11:48 AM	#25
Smuke Join Date: Sep 2007 United Kingdom Location: Kent Posts: 1,194	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you ^ I was one of the squad, and I remember seeing the guy saying, 20 successful flights afterwards I was thinking, was he talking about bf2?
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11-20-2008, 12:29 PM	#26
Alex6714 Join Date: Jun 2007 Turkey Posts: 3,941	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you 31) 0.6, flying a frogfoot into a supply crate that spawned in front of me. 32) Wiping out a friendly squad on muttrah with the attack huey, then coming again. Seeing enemy in the same location, yet getting closer not knowing if enemy or friendly, and having a hat come into my cockpit. 33) Completely full helicopter on kashan, we get AA lock and the missile hits however I am the only person to die and fall to my death outside the heli, while it continues on its way. 34) Get into a littlebird on muttah, squad mate hops in. Wait for warm up time, increase throttle and the helicopter lifts up. I am diving forward so I pull up. And up. And up. Boom Then I realise the joystick part of my hotas is not connected properly. 35) Doing an uber stafing run guns blazing with the a10, only to have the tank I am strafing somehow hit me with a sabot round.
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11-20-2008, 03:09 PM	#27
cyberzomby Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Netherlands Posts: 4,727	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you Funny storys all of them! Some happened to me as well I will post one later

11-20-2008, 04:19 PM	#28
~~Waaah_Wah~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Norway Location: Norway Posts: 3,190	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you 36. Climbing up to the hotel roof on Muttrah, knifing a sniper, taking his kit and then lying down to take a look at an enemy flag when a Huey flies over my head, i hear a "WOOOOOSH" and get TKed by a friendly AA missile. 37. I sit in an AA, and fire at a Littlebird that flied low in front of me, unfortunately my missile doesnt folow the chopter, instead it flies INSIDE a window of some building and kills 2 people in there. WTF are the odds?!

11-20-2008, 04:47 PM	#29
cyberzomby Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Netherlands Posts: 4,727	Re: Top 100 list of dumb things happened to you lol! nice one as well Waah Waah! :P 38. Being commander on barracude we spend the entire thing battling over bridge when it finaly goes neutral because of squad 3 being on it. Squad 3 requests a build order at the exact same spot as a firesupport order comes in (jdam strike I mean) I radio to squad 3: You sure? Its right on top of you! No response Squad 3! That Jdam is right on top of you? No response I decided that I'd click away the Jdam. Richt click that is. As I just accept the build order (I thought I was) I see the Jdam question pop up! Underneath my left click! I just accepted a Jdam strike on Squad 3's location! I radiod squad 3 to get the hell out of there! They didnt respond and got wiped out. The guy gives me a ring and asks what the hell I did? Trying to explain my mistake I made him believe it was his fault! I quickly explain one more time and got him to cool down. We won the game with 5 tickets!

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