[List] dumb things that happened to you

[Th3Exiled]

Heres a few of the funny/dumb moments I've encountered since 0.8 got released.


18 ) Sunset city, US team. Our squad leader (psyrus) drove us over the bridge and crushed one of our squad members when he dropped the crates from the truck to deploy a fire base, he then proceeded to crush two more squad members when he deployed the fire base..... Then he deployed the 50 cals and wire killing the rest of us and the guys who just respawned. We lost a total of about 11 squad members while trying to build the firebase and defences.

19) Muttrah City, Mec team. Once again we were being led by Psyrus constructing fire bases around the city (should've learnt from last time), our truck parked by the fence when all of a sudden one of our squad members crashed his vodnick into the truck causing the vodnick to explode, the truck flip over forwards squishing one squad member then blowing up and killing the one occupant and one of us who just walked past.

20) Jabal, Mec team. Our squad had managed to capture and defend west beach the whole game. During the last 30 minutes we get a new squad member who gets the hat kit from our firebase on the dam. He reaches the cliff side overlooking west beach and heads down towards ground, almost there, our squad leader decides to go and pick him up in the vodnick. Unfortunately the gunner of the vodnick decides he will shot randomly and ends up killing our squad member with the hat. Annoyed by being killed by a friendly while having the hat, he grabs the sniper kit and sits up on top of the hill just as a huey flies past.... I bet you can't guess where our AA hit.

Exiled.

[Th3Exiled]

Damn.... It posted twice.

[victor_phx]

21) I'm with the militia team, Assault on Mestia. The british are attacking the Storage Bunker, my squad is entirely dead - I'm the only survivor. The other squads retreat, everybody is running to the hills. I'm running back to north and see a parked technical, I thought "maybe I could drive it and give everybody a lift to safety".

So, there I am, approaching four friendlies who are by the side of the road when I get the warning "There is a problem with your connection". Okay, I was already giving up, since the message stayed onscreen for like 5 seconds, but then the game comes back... unfortunately! Guess who are these four bodies under my vehicle?

[ZaZZo]

22.

Basejumping on Ejod Desert from the US main base. Someone jumped on my parachute and it collapsed. I feel to the ground and died, but got revived.

[LtSoucy]

23.
Bored at training and starting a mass base jumping on EJOD

24.
Driving head-on into smoke filled area on muttrah with my APC only to find a Firebase and a HAT waiting for me.

[Solid Knight]

25 - Speeding down Muttrah I spot an enemy helicopter landing in front of me. I intentionally ram the enemy for making such a stupid maneuver... then I realized I was on the US team.

[Dude388]

Originally Posted by Solid Knight

25 - Speeding down Muttrah I spot an enemy helicopter landing in front of me. I intentionally ram the enemy for making such a stupid maneuver... then I realized I was on the US team.

I've had moments like that soooo many times. I play a long round as the MEC and when the round restart I'm switched to US and I forget and panic a bit when I hear an Attack-Heli do a fly-by near us.

[daranz]

26. I was sitting in the back of a Merlin on Al Basra, with little view of the outside. Suddenly, I hear somebody use the "Go go go!" option on the commo rose. So, I get out. Only the Merlin was in mid air over the western part of the city, south of the VCP. I land on the ground still alive, manage to heal myself up and then manage to walk to my squad actually killing an insurgent along the way (he didn't expect me to come up from behind).

The second time I had to jump out of a helicopter that round was when a really twitchy pilot took off as soon as I got out... inside the helicopter. Fortunately, I survived that leap as well. Who said you need fastropes?

[Robbi]

27: Driving through muttrah, enemy is putting a firebase up at the back of hotel[mec], driving in a humvee with the rest of my squad, I hold down X to get the radio as you do, to secs later bang, we are hurtling into the air, fly about 100 feet maybe?? then crash into a house and blow up :P

After that i had the Humvee radio sound bugging all match


Later found out the mec lads were building a firebase and had just deployed barbed wire as we drove past :S

[LudacrisKill]

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