[List] dumb things that happened to you

[Roborob]

I was playing on RT Mumble

Game crashed while switching maps so I rushed to get the game back up! Made it with about 45 seconds left. there were 3 squads, all locked. So i made my own, humbly naming it after myself (Roborob, squad 4). We played for a while and it was going good, then... My game crashed again. So (after cursing) i re-load it and jump back into my squad, I'm no longer squad leader. But I can't get to them... I turn Pilot for a little bit and decide to fly transport till I die then respawn with my squad. Halfway to the destination I get kicked from my squad.... Roborobob is kicked from squad Roborob.

[009783232]

1. Managed to sneak up on a scimitar with a bomb car, but didnt realise that the top speed of the apc was higher than my little old explosive volvo. I ended up chasing the thing for around 4 minutes before it cornered me.

2. Fired an AA round at a chopper (on muttrah), and had it retarget and hit a helicopter on the carrier, which wasn't allowed on the server I played on.

3. Fired an AA round at a chopper (again on muttrah), and had it kill a friendly squad

4. Hit an attack chopper with the lat (yes, muttrah), and had the chopper run me over (not deliberately) before it decided to fall into the ocean.

5. Considerably underestimated the blast radius of an ied on ramiel, even though I was between the ied and the cache, the cache blew up.

6. Discovering the often not talked about damage that civilians take from swimming.

[(-AirHav0k-)]

Originally Posted by Roborob

I was playing on RT Mumble

Game crashed while switching maps so I rushed to get the game back up! Made it with about 45 seconds left. there were 3 squads, all locked. So i made my own, humbly naming it after myself (Roborob, squad 4). We played for a while and it was going good, then... My game crashed again. So (after cursing) i re-load it and jump back into my squad, I'm no longer squad leader. But I can't get to them... I turn Pilot for a little bit and decide to fly transport till I die then respawn with my squad. Halfway to the destination I get kicked from my squad.... Roborobob is kicked from squad Roborob.

Are you the same Roborob from FenixSync?

[Hulabi]

Me and my mate manning the Checzhen TOW Car, we drive 100 meters out of the main base, and suddenly the vehicle just jumps 500 meters in the air and spins.... we were both like "eh.. wtf? And 10 seconds later the vehicle turns so that its facing the ground :P Just saw the ground getting close and closer and closer... DEAD. Had a good laugh after :P

[NyteMyre]

Yesterday, Rezza filled up a transport-truck on Sunset City, only to blow it up in the first few minutes with 8 man in it because he got stuck between a building and the fence

quote:

Rezza: Someone in the back, guide me...
Me: Okay, go a little left
*BOOOOOOOOM*
Me: okay, maybe right.

[bondsan]

there really isn't enough room to list in total.
how about fallujah west, top spawn on the main road from the start. there is a red car (not bomb as i found out) i drove it direct to the usa ammo dump and while surrounded with usa troops all selecting their kits i hit both buttons (music and bomb) only to find out it's just a transport !!! DOH !!!
so there's me sitting in the us main whistling dixie with a car that won't go bang.
oh boy did i feel a noob !

[7eveN]

Join a Kashan server, spawn as US in a FB on the hills. I join a Tank Buster sqd, and go to a supply crate and get an HAT kit. Now you have to know that i'm also watching Top Gear while playing this. Anyway, I aim the HAT at T-what ever that is, and blow it up. A BMP taht was standing next to it whihc was getting repaired by a logistic truck repair thing blows up to. So i'm like yeah!!!!! two hits with one missile. Then I see on left top corner that i just tked 4 guys. It turns out i didn't spawn as a US and i just shot 4 friendlies. Ban.....