[List] The moment you really felt like a noob... - Page 5

[R-MOD]Mongolian_dude · 03-08-2008, 09:04 AM

Every now and then, I find myself flying an asset and trying to type.
This is no biggie, but when you lag whilst trying to press J, K or L to initiate text, the text bar wont appear.

....Considering that E is a very frequent letter, you might find yourself looking into your own cockpit, from the outside, before plummeting to earth.

...mongol...

Viper5 · 03-08-2008, 09:41 AM

Yesterday on EJOD a LAV tried to play Chicken with a Abrams crewed by Evilhomer + I. He lost, we collided, and then I went to move turret towards a target.

BOOOM

Misfire, the poor LAV never knew what hit em

Guardian[]B()b · 03-13-2008, 02:26 AM

any bad TK's of course but I think my worse was on an older map, charging a smoked CP bunker with grenade and full auto and getting 1,2,3 TK's. Seems my squad got there before me,

sunken · 03-14-2008, 06:22 AM

jusst got teamswitched and tried to find an desent squad.. found one with realy good players and..

forgott witch team i was on and killed 3 squadmemebers at point blank range.

MadTommy · 03-14-2008, 06:52 AM

Standing in the middle of my squad... with my left hand slightly misplaced on the keyboard.. rather than having it on WASD it's on ESDF. I instinctively go to side step and pull up my rifle sights.. so what actually happens is I switch weapons to grenade, and then right click.. dropping it at my feet.

I run off screaming in voip grenade! grenade!... when i sheepishly come back most of the squad are missing limbs or splattered far and wide...

this has happened more than once.

Jantje|NL^ · 03-15-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadTommy

Standing in the middle of my squad... with my left hand slightly misplaced on the keyboard.. rather than having it on WASD it's on ESDF. I instinctively go to side step and pull up my rifle sights.. so what actually happens is I switch weapons to grenade, and then right click.. dropping it at my feet.

I run off screaming in voip grenade! grenade!... when i sheepishly come back most of the squad are missing limbs or splattered far and wide...

this has happened more than once.

hehe

I can see myself doing the same..

FockeWulf_ · 03-18-2008, 02:00 AM

I've been long time wondering why i dont hit with m16+acog, and today i tried to shoot with tip of the triangle, not with tip of the line and got like 10 kills in 3 minutes.I really felt like noob.

Epim3theus · 03-18-2008, 08:57 AM

Mine was when i fired a TOW in to the sandbag wall surrounding it fully expecting to blow myself and the TOW up. But i just had to do it, no restraint overcome with the wish to kill someone. Turned out to be myself. Noob wait for it.

MadTommy · 03-18-2008, 12:38 PM

Just look what i did on Archer!!

YouTube - How not to ambush, PR 0.75 Operation Archer

what a noob!

Wasteland · 03-18-2008, 01:49 PM

http://www.realitymod.com/forum/f83-...st-roping.html

Only time I've ever been a noob in my entire PR career. Apart from that I'm so leet it scares even myself sometimes.

03-08-2008, 09:04 AM	#41
[R-MOD]Mongolian_dude Forum Moderator & Tester Join Date: Oct 2006 Jamaica Location: London upon England Posts: 4,514	Every now and then, I find myself flying an asset and trying to type. This is no biggie, but when you lag whilst trying to press J, K or L to initiate text, the text bar wont appear. ....Considering that E is a very frequent letter, you might find yourself looking into your own cockpit, from the outside, before plummeting to earth. ...mongol...
	"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open." - Frank Zappa To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. CareBear- you on about the poet Mongol? greatest poet iv ever known in my life <3

03-14-2008, 06:22 AM	#44
sunken Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 18	jusst got teamswitched and tried to find an desent squad.. found one with realy good players and.. forgott witch team i was on and killed 3 squadmemebers at point blank range.
sunken Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 18

03-14-2008, 06:52 AM	#45
MadTommy Join Date: May 2006 United Kingdom Posts: 2,148	Standing in the middle of my squad... with my left hand slightly misplaced on the keyboard.. rather than having it on WASD it's on ESDF. I instinctively go to side step and pull up my rifle sights.. so what actually happens is I switch weapons to grenade, and then right click.. dropping it at my feet. I run off screaming in voip grenade! grenade!... when i sheepishly come back most of the squad are missing limbs or splattered far and wide... this has happened more than once.
MadTommy Join Date: May 2006 United Kingdom Posts: 2,148	To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-18-2008, 08:57 AM	#48
Epim3theus Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Fryslan Posts: 1,035	Mine was when i fired a TOW in to the sandbag wall surrounding it fully expecting to blow myself and the TOW up. But i just had to do it, no restraint overcome with the wish to kill someone. Turned out to be myself. Noob wait for it.
	If you can read this the bitch fell off.

03-18-2008, 12:38 PM	#49
MadTommy Join Date: May 2006 United Kingdom Posts: 2,148	Just look what i did on Archer!! YouTube - How not to ambush, PR 0.75 Operation Archer what a noob!
MadTommy Join Date: May 2006 United Kingdom Posts: 2,148	To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-08-2008, 09:41 AM	#42
Viper5 Join Date: Nov 2005 United States of America Location: Indiana/Massachussetts Posts: 3,277	Yesterday on EJOD a LAV tried to play Chicken with a Abrams crewed by Evilhomer + I. He lost, we collided, and then I went to move turret towards a target. BOOOM Misfire, the poor LAV never knew what hit em

03-13-2008, 02:26 AM	#43
Guardian[]B()b Join Date: Jul 2006 Canada Location: Mississauga,ON Posts: 195	any bad TK's of course but I think my worse was on an older map, charging a smoked CP bunker with grenade and full auto and getting 1,2,3 TK's. Seems my squad got there before me,

03-18-2008, 02:00 AM	#47
FockeWulf_ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 20	I've been long time wondering why i dont hit with m16+acog, and today i tried to shoot with tip of the triangle, not with tip of the line and got like 10 kills in 3 minutes.I really felt like noob.

03-18-2008, 01:49 PM	#50
Wasteland Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,629	http://www.realitymod.com/forum/f83-...st-roping.html Only time I've ever been a noob in my entire PR career. Apart from that I'm so leet it scares even myself sometimes.
	Originally Posted by: ArmedDrunk&Angry we don't live in your fantastical world where you are the super hero sent to release us all from the bondage of ignorance Originally Posted by: [R-MOD]dunehunter don't mess with wasteland, a scary guy will drag you into an alleyway and rape you with a baseballbat

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