[List] The moment you really felt like a noob... - Page 19

rampo · 10-01-2009, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N.Kuntze

Ten Minutes ago, on Operation Barracuda, i collected 1200 points only by dropping troops with the chopper.
Shortly before the round ended i dropped a sqaud at the docks, but flipped to the side and tk the whole squad.
The round ended for me with only 98 points and much laughter

Oh that just sucks...

woodzkiller · 10-07-2009, 09:09 AM

i feel like a noob whenever i get logged in xD

on training i was trying to fly helis, but i didn't know about the warming up, so i spawned, got in heli, died, spawned, got in heli, died, ...
untill about 20 mins after i started some1 joined and told me about the warming up

i flew a huey (i'm a medium trans heli pilot now) and suddenly i crashed but i didn't know what the prob was, i thought it was a lag or my mouse(the software sometimes shuts itself down), turns out i accidently went over my mousepad

goguapsy · 10-08-2009, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woodzkiller

i feel like a noob whenever i get logged in xD

on training i was trying to fly helis, but i didn't know about the warming up, so i spawned, got in heli, died, spawned, got in heli, died, ...
untill about 20 mins after i started some1 joined and told me about the warming up

i flew a huey (i'm a medium trans heli pilot now) and suddenly i crashed but i didn't know what the prob was, i thought it was a lag or my mouse(the software sometimes shuts itself down), turns out i accidently went over my mousepad

I think you can disable that (ur playin in a laptop right?)

Cheesygoodness · 10-08-2009, 04:05 PM

Lets see. I'm chasing this civilian around. He keeps trying to draw me and my squad toward an alleyway. Thinking I am rather clever I send my squad around the back of the alley and I keep the civilian's attention I take a rock or two just waiting and I start minor bleeding. My guys manage to hit and kill the two insurgents waiting in ambush and I move up on the civilian...

He runs down the alley and sees my squaddies. Turns around and nails me flat in the head with a rock. My body goes down like a sack of potatos and I am confused to all hell. The Civy runs through past my body into safety.

Sad thing? It gets worse. My guys tear off after him get one more road down? Boom all five guys get blown up by an IED.

Felt like an idiot. That civy was the luckiest and craftiest I've ever seen in my life

Duckmeister · 10-08-2009, 05:27 PM

Was flying cobra on a server playing muttrah, and I learned two things.

1. Never fire an AIM-9 missile ever.

2. Never trust your squadmate on the ground when he says he's been taken out.

Let me elaborate on the less obvious second one:

We had two squadmates on the ground, and one of them said "I'm down". So, I see two guys out in the open, and I figure, they can't be any of my teammates because the one said he was down and there's only one left. So I open fire and it says I've teamkilled the two of them.

After contributing to my team's demise by downing the attack huey and teamkilling 3 times now I promptly left the server.

Worst bit of "ignorance acted upon" I've ever had. Very sorry to the two "H" guys I tortured.

woodzkiller · 10-08-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goguapsy

I think you can disable that (ur playin in a laptop right?)

yup i now allways check its off before i play

goguapsy · 10-09-2009, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheesygoodness

Lets see. I'm chasing this civilian around. He keeps trying to draw me and my squad toward an alleyway. Thinking I am rather clever I send my squad around the back of the alley and I keep the civilian's attention I take a rock or two just waiting and I start minor bleeding. My guys manage to hit and kill the two insurgents waiting in ambush and I move up on the civilian...

He runs down the alley and sees my squaddies. Turns around and nails me flat in the head with a rock. My body goes down like a sack of potatos and I am confused to all hell. The Civy runs through past my body into safety.

Sad thing? It gets worse. My guys tear off after him get one more road down? Boom all five guys get blown up by an IED.

Felt like an idiot. That civy was the luckiest and craftiest I've ever seen in my life

lol! that was weird, id wish you had recorded that

wait... which server? perhaps we can get that in battlerecorder...

dragunover · 10-10-2009, 10:09 AM

Couple months back, I didn't know what buttons to press to get to the tank's main cannon to fire : /

superhunty123 · 10-10-2009, 10:41 AM

2 times:

1). Back when the taxi thing was first put in on the jets I got in ?F16? for first time after new patch download.

Guy asks "Can you actually fly that thing?" I reply "yes, what do you take me for? a noob?" and then I proceeded to crash straight into the HESCOs at mach 1. *QUIT GAME BEFORE HE GETS MY NAME!*

2). Accidentally blowing up Big Red at Mosque in Al Basrah...

Reddish Red · 10-10-2009, 12:24 PM

Rolling many trucks, again and again.

Though I did roll a stryker one time..

10-07-2009, 09:09 AM	#182
woodzkiller Join Date: Jun 2009 Belgium Location: herentals Posts: 107	Re: [List] The moment you really felt like a noob... i feel like a noob whenever i get logged in xD on training i was trying to fly helis, but i didn't know about the warming up, so i spawned, got in heli, died, spawned, got in heli, died, ... untill about 20 mins after i started some1 joined and told me about the warming up i flew a huey (i'm a medium trans heli pilot now) and suddenly i crashed but i didn't know what the prob was, i thought it was a lag or my mouse(the software sometimes shuts itself down), turns out i accidently went over my mousepad

10-08-2009, 04:05 PM	#184
Cheesygoodness Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 226	Re: [List] The moment you really felt like a noob... Lets see. I'm chasing this civilian around. He keeps trying to draw me and my squad toward an alleyway. Thinking I am rather clever I send my squad around the back of the alley and I keep the civilian's attention I take a rock or two just waiting and I start minor bleeding. My guys manage to hit and kill the two insurgents waiting in ambush and I move up on the civilian... He runs down the alley and sees my squaddies. Turns around and nails me flat in the head with a rock. My body goes down like a sack of potatos and I am confused to all hell. The Civy runs through past my body into safety. Sad thing? It gets worse. My guys tear off after him get one more road down? Boom all five guys get blown up by an IED. Felt like an idiot. That civy was the luckiest and craftiest I've ever seen in my life
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10-08-2009, 05:27 PM	#185
Duckmeister Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 115	Re: [List] The moment you really felt like a noob... Was flying cobra on a server playing muttrah, and I learned two things. 1. Never fire an AIM-9 missile ever. 2. Never trust your squadmate on the ground when he says he's been taken out. Let me elaborate on the less obvious second one: We had two squadmates on the ground, and one of them said "I'm down". So, I see two guys out in the open, and I figure, they can't be any of my teammates because the one said he was down and there's only one left. So I open fire and it says I've teamkilled the two of them. After contributing to my team's demise by downing the attack huey and teamkilling 3 times now I promptly left the server. Worst bit of "ignorance acted upon" I've ever had. Very sorry to the two "H" guys I tortured.
Duckmeister Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 115

10-10-2009, 10:09 AM	#188
dragunover Join Date: Jan 2009 United States of America Location: Tennessee Posts: 65	Re: [List] The moment you really felt like a noob... Couple months back, I didn't know what buttons to press to get to the tank's main cannon to fire : /

10-10-2009, 10:41 AM	#189
superhunty123 Join Date: Aug 2009 United Kingdom Location: The best county in England- SURREY! Posts: 66	Re: [List] The moment you really felt like a noob... 2 times: 1). Back when the taxi thing was first put in on the jets I got in ?F16? for first time after new patch download. Guy asks "Can you actually fly that thing?" I reply "yes, what do you take me for? a noob?" and then I proceeded to crash straight into the HESCOs at mach 1. QUIT GAME BEFORE HE GETS MY NAME! 2). Accidentally blowing up Big Red at Mosque in Al Basrah...

10-10-2009, 12:24 PM	#190
Reddish Red Join Date: Aug 2007 United Kingdom Location: Coventry Posts: 565	Re: [List] The moment you really felt like a noob... Rolling many trucks, again and again. Though I did roll a stryker one time..
	Rico11b: Better than that just take the body out of the game all together, and we'll have floating heads in game.

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