[List] The moment you really felt like a noob...

[Jman234]

I am really good when it comes to flying jets and helicopters so I was on map with Brits and PLA. I joined the Brits and I saw no one was in the jet so I got in it waiting for it warm up then I scooted my way up on the runway then some how I went in reverse but I also went forward then the jet did a barrel roll on the runway then crashed.

[PinkFloyd-]

"GET OUT YOUR WEAPON FFS"

"I DONT HAVE ANY!"

"Why do you have a pilot kit?"

"Oh."

[Carlez_1]

yesterday I made a risky revive to get our squadleader back up, before I had really cleared the area. Sure enough, right after I revived him we got sprayed by a SAW.

After that I got a hefty bark at me for not remembering the new medic changes :/

[Nikolai[NL]]

sneaking up on somebody on a map, a perfect flanking maneuver jumping out of cover at the perfect moment to notice you have forgotten to reload and all you get is a metal click...

[Halogrunt]

coming from version .5 a loooong time ago, to now, and not remember a single bit of what to do, and being generally lost and confused.

[xXRich07Xx]

So many of these mistakes could have been prevented if more of you silly people read the manual.

Devs should make it a requirement to play.

[Halogrunt]

yeah i do agree, just re read the thing myself, and it helps.

[LithiumFox]

I accidentally placed an IED on our cache after getting more ammo, then I switched weapons, only I used my mouse wheel and clicked, and the Weapon chooser went away before i could switch, so i blew up our cache...

[Challenger 2 SWE]

On Bi Ming our SL was going away on the toilet and we were having a little bit fun with his body
(use your imagination) and then while our whole squad except our marksman was spending time at least 2 enemies open up on us and chuck grenades while we were follying around.
We got blasted into oblivion.
Our SL asked WTF had happened. Our marksman survived too and we managed to link up with him later

At Operation Archer my squad was in the village and had just took out a cache.
We were waiting for a Heli or something don´t remember. To pass time we were jumping over one of those pipe pyramides and one of us got stuck so we tried to give him a grappling hook, doesnt work.
After that we tried pushing him away but that just resulting in another one getting stuck.
So we tried killing them and reviving them, but then I (the only medic) got stuck.

While we were laughing about it an Insurgent(s) came up, killed 2 guys but we managed tho shoot him (them) down, but as i was stuck with the medic kit we couldn´t revive them.
So that was 2 down, 3 stuck and 1 fully functional.
Fortunatly (spell check) our SL manged to set a Rally Point so we didnt lose so much time.

[snooggums]

Most recent:

Leading a squad of experienced players (including myself, been playing regularly since .5) as Taliban on Korengal. We had stealthily snuck up the stone cliff to outpost and were preparing to nade the crap out of the defenders.

Unfortunately I had been playing some Counterstrike earlier in the evening...

I pulled out my nade with left click and held the button down to prepare the throw and start the verbal countdown for the rest of the squad. Guess who chucked the nade straight into the wall he was crouching behind?

Luckily I only killed myself, the rest of the squad cleared the outpost.