Vote for Chuck Norris!

[[R-MOD]Bob_Marley]

Not for president unfortunatly, but to have a bridge in Hungary named after him!

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Now for the Chuck Norris facts

When God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please"

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you Chuck Norris' foot travels faster than the speed of light, travels back in time and roundhouse kicks you before it kicks you!

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

'He' is not the correct pronoun when talking about Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is the correct pronoun when talking about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has slept with everyone on Earth (and beyond). If you don't remember Chuck Norris sleeping with you you experienced amnesia from the pure ecstasy.

97% of married women fantasise about Chuck Norris in bed, but their husbands don't mind because they do to.

It is impossible to insult Chuck Norris, you're dead before you open your mouth.

Chuck Norris invented the internet to spread Chuck Norris facts.

When Chuck Norris went to pantent his Facts of Relativity Albert Einstien stole it while distracting Chuck Norris with a screwdriver.

Jesus was the reincarnation of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris likes to hear Chuck Norris talk about Chuck Norris, C H U C K N O R R I S!

Every 3 seconds someone in the world dies from Chuck Norris related injuries.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick your head of, and make it look like an accident.

A group of scientists once told Chuck Norris that Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick wasn't the most effective kick in the world, historians agree that this was the worst mistake in human history.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil for Chuck Norris' ammazing martial arts skills, he then roundhouse kicked the Devil in the face and took Chuck Norris' soul back.

This is not Chuck Norris' true form:

If you where to see Chuck Norris' true form you would experience multipe orgasms until your head exploded from sheer awsomeness.


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