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Old 05-18-2010, 02:22 PM   #51
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NFL players are inhumanly large. Most rugby players would look like children if they were standing next to some of the larger players in the league.
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Old 05-18-2010, 02:29 PM   #52
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Simon Shaw is not a human, Pride. He's a gorram walking mountain, a foot taller than me and damn near twice my sodding weight.

Guys like him were the reason I learnt to run fast at school... the big sods would be in the scrum, ball would come out to the scrum-half, it'd come lobbing over to me, and then I'd run like the clappers before the big bastards caught up with me and gave me pain.


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Old 05-18-2010, 02:30 PM   #53
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Old 05-18-2010, 04:22 PM   #54
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Don't be daft, cricket is dead simple.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been given out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
So sigworthy, but too long. Quite a laugh tho



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Old 05-18-2010, 05:07 PM   #55
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NFL players are inhumanly large. Most rugby players would look like children if they were standing next to some of the larger players in the league.




That is a large generalisation. A wrong one too.


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Old 05-18-2010, 07:18 PM   #56
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Get this rugby out of the "The American Football Thread."


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Old 05-18-2010, 07:32 PM   #57
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Simon Shaw's got something to say about that
Lets not forget

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the big sods would be in the scrum, big bastards caught up with me and gave me pain.
That reminds me of, oh yes ME! GRUFC FTW

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ball would come out to the scrum-half.
Cocky little Twats, but they make you laugh, Ours liked to get us as many red cards as possible :S

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Old 05-18-2010, 07:55 PM   #58
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Raiders fan here



I also like CAL for college footbal.
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So sigworthy, but too long. Quite a laugh tho
Sadly can't take credit for it - I forget the author but it's a hoot... and entirely accurate too


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Old 05-23-2010, 10:19 AM   #60
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Raiders fan here

I also like CAL for college footbal.
Congratulations lol the Raiders might get 6 wins this season, LOL. Heck once I see them play this season I might give them 7 wins. They got a huge upgrade at QB even though Campbell isn't even that great himself but his TD-INT ratio is alot better that Russell's.
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