Riki almost gets his ass beat by rednecks!

[RikiRude]

So last night, my friends and I were going to get some drink at the store. I was lucky enough that just as I got out of the car by myself to see what we should get this redneck gets out of his car and says to his friend "I just feel like fighting" and as he says that his friend in the car says "Why don't you punch that faggot next to you" and he looks at me and laughs. I go in and see what there is, then I go back outside and tell my friend what to get. After that I'm leaning up against the car, and the guy looks at me and says other ultimatly genious witty saying like "Homo" and I smile at him and flip him off. Then he says "Why don't you come over here and let me shove my finger up your ass (he was drunk I THINK he ment shove my own finger up my own ass). And well he walked right into the obvious response from me of "Sorry buddy, maybe you are into that kind of shit, but that's not for me. He then starts asking me if I wanna fight and I just smile at him. He then goes to say that he didn't do shit, and asked me why I flipped him off. And I'm just like "You're the one talking trash, picking on someone like half your size, go home" his friend then gets out of the car and is holding him back along with the guys girlfriend or wife, and I just look at him and laugh, and say "Have a good night" he then breaks free, comes up right next to me gets on his tippy toes and puffs out his chest saying "Come on faggot what are you going to do" This act of redneck homophobia that I swore I saw on the discovery channel but with birds instead had me giggling as his friends took him off me and threw him back in the car where I proceeded to tell him to have a good night.

In the end I was a little scarred, but I know how to play mind games perfectly, I wasn't going to cross the line and have him throw a punch, but god damn was it funny.

[[R-CON]MrD]

it won't have been his g/f or wife, it'll be his sister he was banging

[Malik]

Does anyone know when Rednecks are being added to PRMM? I'm not sure if it was 0.4 or 1.0.

Be careful Riki, we don't want to lose any DEVs to rednecks. We've already gotta worry about Egg and his drinking...

[NikovK]

Lock this thread immediately, please.

[Top_Cat_AxJnAt]

lol, i say enjoyin it while it lasts!

[.Du$ty]

why lock it? seems like a decent story, lol tons of rednecks in my hometown, always startin fights every time

[Top_Cat_AxJnAt]

i have never seen a redneck in my life, down here in the home counties!!

but next year i might, as i intend to make the long jounry west, towards new york, across the pond!!

[BlakeJr]

Rednexx... Yeah, I remember those...

[eddie]

New Yorks full of w*nkers (apparenlty, don't hissy fit) not rednecks.

[RikiRude]

Originally Posted by Top _Cat the great

i have never seen a redneck in my life, down here in the home counties!!

but next year i might, as i intend to make the long jounry west, towards new york, across the pond!!

Where in new york?

There were only rednecks because I live in bumfuck NY, NYC doesnt have any rednecks or anything like that. Where I live you could have a peice of pink thread from a girl you just banged out with hanging on your flannel shirt and someone will call you a fag.