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07-11-2006, 06:31 PM
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Best pickup lines
Simple submit your favroite or just plain stupid pickup lines.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me? Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption. |
 
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07-11-2006, 08:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
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Make me a sandwich
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07-11-2006, 08:35 PM
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And that is why super has never had any girlfriends.
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Last edited by trogdor1289; 07-11-2006 at 08:59 PM..
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07-11-2006, 08:55 PM
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You mean "never". Initiate OGRES protocol.
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07-11-2006, 09:00 PM
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OGRES protocol 120.34 initiated.
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07-11-2006, 09:08 PM
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"Hey baby, does this rag smell like cholorform?"
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07-11-2006, 09:27 PM
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If I wanted you to open your mouth, I would unzip my pants.
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07-11-2006, 09:53 PM
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlomidia, do you want it too?
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07-11-2006, 09:55 PM
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Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
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07-11-2006, 10:03 PM
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IRT Griffon2-6:
*dies* lol That cuts deep. |
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Project Reality Operations Lead v0.2-0.3
 
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