Tank Vs. Range Rover - Page 4

JellyBelly · 07-09-2006, 06:03 PM

Hahaha, pwnd.

I remember an episode where he tested the Hummer H2. As soon as he put his foot down, the dial on the dash board showed that he was doing 1 mile to the gallon.

APoutwest · 07-09-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JellyBelly

Hahaha, pwnd.

I remember an episode where he tested the Hummer H2. As soon as he put his foot down, the dial on the dash board showed that he was doing 1 mile to the gallon.

FUCK THE H2
Range Rovers are sweet but they're a bit upscale for my tastes these days.
Lotus Elise... this car I love it is also the only fancy car I've ever ridden in, unless you count some 15 year old bmw's.

~~Pence~~ · 07-09-2006, 06:22 PM

Here in the UK my dad drives a Range Rover and its very nice, compared to H2 hummers, it is better.

Now the Lotus Elise is know for its handleing but its important in a country were the next corner could be a gang of youth's in the middle of the road.

Top_Cat_AxJnAt · 07-09-2006, 06:36 PM

I remeber a dead ringers impression of Top GEAr, they had Clackson reviewign a rubber penis, talkign about hwo it really wanted one, it was damm, so very damm funny!

BUT the C2's smokey thing is proper cooller!

solodude23 · 07-09-2006, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JellyBelly

Hahaha, pwnd.

I remember an episode where he tested the Hummer H2. As soon as he put his foot down, the dial on the dash board showed that he was doing 1 mile to the gallon.

Hehe, in my brothers Jeep Cherokee it goes down to 1 MPG when you floor it. Gets about 7 mpg avcerage in the city though..when your not flooring it constantly (yeah - he does that)

Fullforce · 07-09-2006, 07:38 PM

I remember once he drove a Humvee round his home town. It was so wide it took up the entire road.

I think he has a harrier and T90 in his back garden, too.

[R-DEV]duckhunt · 07-09-2006, 07:42 PM

I read somewhere the H2 is like a ford fiesta with a hummer shell ontop. I saw loads when I went to america

MrD · 07-09-2006, 07:57 PM

we had one of those horrible white jeep type things in the early nineties as a works vehicle, forget which one it was. tiny thing with 2 and 4 wheel drive. It was painted all over with zebra stripes (we worked for an interior planting company) and when it came out that if you turned left then right at speed, hard, it rolled over, we crapped ourselves and started taking corners very, very slowly.

we were so mad we once (accidently) dropped a peugeot 405 into 2nd at 90mph instead of hitting 4th and we discovered there was still some accelleration left in it, lol! then there was the time we discovered ABS doesn't work with the clutch in, on a ford orion, that was good for removing the sump plate on a kerb. we were trying to 360 it at 50-60mph. just didn't work as well as in a Mini, they 360 really well at speed

Szarko · 07-09-2006, 08:48 PM

lol MrD your one crazy mofo

My father has a Land Rover Discovery. It's soo hot. We took it ofroad once and it was sweet.

~~mrmong~~ · 07-09-2006, 08:50 PM

my shitty nissan micra does 45 miles to the gallon, my dads shitty work van does 65 miles to the gallon where my moms mazda does like 30 ish

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07-09-2006, 06:22 PM	#33
~~Pence~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Getting closer to America >_> Posts: 2,252	Here in the UK my dad drives a Range Rover and its very nice, compared to H2 hummers, it is better. Now the Lotus Elise is know for its handleing but its important in a country were the next corner could be a gang of youth's in the middle of the road.

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~~mrmong~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,214	my shitty nissan micra does 45 miles to the gallon, my dads shitty work van does 65 miles to the gallon where my moms mazda does like 30 ish
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