The Eggman Alcohol Foundation

[Fullforce]

Disclaimer: This is purely fun. No offense intended, its just a joke. Join anyway for a little bit of fun.

The EAF is dedicated to stopping all future "incidents" involving Eggman and alcohol, to ensure Project Reality releases meet deadlines and are awesome. The combination of Eggman and Alcohol means this is not possible, so action must be taken.

Originally Posted by Eggman

Were a bit delayed because I got drunk.

As you can see, our mission is imperative.

Opposition
Obviously, there will be opposition to our cause. Most probably, Eggman himself. He likes his alcohol, but this only makes our goal more important. Other forum-goers may also be lenient and allow him the pleasure of getting drunk, and these must be eliminated. The forums must become a hard edged sword, to force the gap between alcohol and Eggman.

What you can do
Feel cheated by Eggman? Join us, and ensure that Eggman does not touch alcohol again, and do not allow others to encourage him. Other mod teams may take the opportunity to sabotage the Project Reality work by sending Eggman a crate of beer.

If you live near eggman, go to his house and purge him of alcohol. Watch him 24/7 for any drinking, and ensure he works long and hard. Whip him if necessary.

What about the other DEVs?
These must be watched also. DEVs are welcome to join our cause, but non-EAF DEVs must be watched to ensure they are not drunk, causing a delay.

Other Groups
Although this is the first official group on the PR forums, other teams should be acknowledged:
SAD - Spam all day Movement - Neutral Party
WES - The Walleye English Learning Society - Neutral Party
R-CON - Project Reality Contractors - Neutral Party
PR Pimpin' Homies - Neutral Party
BPOCC - Bournes Pasteurised Organic Cheshire Cheese - Sworn Enemies
The Anti-Revive Movement - Sworn Enemies
The Vanilla BF2 Lovers Movement - Sworn Enemies

Ranks:
Leader: Fullforce
1st Captain (Co-Leader): Six7
2nd Captain (Assist Leader): Trogdor

Eggman Department:
Eggman

Egg-Smiting Department:

Alcohol Confiscation Department:
Riki Rude

Alcohol Relations Department:
Wolfmaster

Alcohol Education/Propaganda Department:
Dylan

RAVE Department:

Egg-Whipping Department:
Figisaacnewton

Counter-Terrorist Unit:
Griffon2-6
Viper5

LOL! Department:
Rhino

Egg-Oholic's Anonymous:
Anonymous

Rules
The EAF shall be alcohol free at all times.
Anything found relating to alcohol and eggman will be reported here.
No n00bs.
All PR Fans are welcome.
No alcoholics.

Notes
Official Userbar and Propaganda coming soon.

Join Today!
Help Make Project Reality Awesome!

[[R-DEV]eggman]

Yes, this is a good foundation. Send money!

Y'all can't know how lucky you are that nothing went wrong on that map test day. Cuz I think I was still pissed when I woke up in the morning

Note I am a responsible family man with a career. But I do like to get liquored up with friends now and then

egg

[six7]

Sign me up FF!

Put me either as one of the Captains or counter- terrorism

[JellyBelly]

egg, I hope you realise your never going to live down that comment.

[[R-DEV]Rhino]

LOL!

[Wolfmaster]

I volunteer for the role of either captain or Alcohol Relations Dept.

Nothing may stop the progress of PR!

[trogdor1289]

I will volenterr as second captain or Counter terriost leader.

[Top_Cat_AxJnAt]

Originally Posted by [R-PUB]Fullforce

BPOCC - Bournes Pasteurised Organic Cheshire Cheese - Sworn Enemies

Damm, you got me, i just love that organic cheese. Nw To think about it, i could do with some no..*munch munch munch* ...mnnn.. *crumbs hit floor*..damm good chee..*munch*...i just cant give up cheese ...*gargle*..arrrrrgggg *druel* ....CHEESE.....

BUT On a less cheesy (therefore less improtance, crappier and generally wrong) note, I FULLY SUPPORT RE-HAB FOR EGG MAN AND HIS DRUG PROBL....or what ever substance he mabey hooked upon.

[trogdor1289]

Hey Top I can recommand you to an excellent organic cheese rehab clinic.

[RikiRude]

BPOCC - Bournes Pasteurised Organic Cheshire Cheese - Sworn Enemies
The Anti-Revive Movement - Sworn Enemies
The Vanilla BF2 Lovers Movement - Sworn Enemies

HAHHAHAHAH.

I'll sign up, put me as head confiscator, any and all alcohal and other related substances go to me, and I shall dispose of the waste in a most timely manner