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Old 03-18-2010, 12:47 AM   #11
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"Evasive action"?

They make it sound like he was dogfighting her with his dick.
haha, i know, right.
i'm kinda hoping she at least dished out a tiny bit of whoop ass though.

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Old 03-18-2010, 02:27 AM   #12
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Haha she should of used peeper spray to the balls, or a taser lol

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Old 03-18-2010, 02:31 AM   #13
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Haha she should of used peeper spray
How apt


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Old 03-18-2010, 02:36 AM   #14
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How apt
LOL rofl, I'm on my phone typing and it auto selects the closest word, I have a tiny key board so I must of miss spelled something

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Old 03-18-2010, 06:40 AM   #15
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Pepper spray to the genitals.

Wouldn't that be a breach of the Geneve conventions?


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Old 03-18-2010, 06:56 AM   #16
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Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.
'Nuff said brilliant story.



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Old 03-18-2010, 07:36 AM   #17
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Aye its a little know fact about Aberdeen that we are all just a bunch of drunken swashbucklers

Honestly this is the first I've heard about this one... None of the local papers seem to have picked up the story, I cant imagine why


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Old 03-18-2010, 02:56 PM   #18
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Why did she bother to duck?

The most crippling and humiliating response she could have given would be just to point and laugh stating "You call THAT a penis?!?"

He'd've put it away pretty quick.


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Old 03-18-2010, 03:17 PM   #19
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Masaq when someone is thrusting a penis at you i don't think your first thought is "lets think of something witty"



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Old 03-18-2010, 03:20 PM   #20
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Masaq when someone is thrusting a penis at you i don't think your first thought is "lets think of something witty"
You obviously haven't seen Masaq's.


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