So what have you broken?

[gazzthompson]

Left arm - fell out of tree
Right arm - Back flip on roller skates
Finger - punching my friend
Ankle - back flip on spring board (apparently i cant do backflips?)

whistle we are at it, tore ligaments in ankle doing the above as well. operations:

Hernia
ear grommets x3
"exploratory" surgery on my hand due to large thorn
Ingrown toe nail removal (both feet)
colonoscopy (yay!)

knocked unconscious twice i believe, concussion playing rugby, been on a drip due to dehydration, .
Thats all i got at the moment, will edit when i remember the rest. oh and NHS ftw....

[Aimed]

haven't broken any bones but couple muscle tears.

Torn tendon in my left leg from playing in goal at footie
Torn ligament in my left ankle from goalie again
Torn outer meniscus in my left knee from... you guessed it goalie again (getting operation for this soon)

pretty much my left leg hates being a goalie

[MonkeySoldier]

Originally Posted by HeXeY

None broken, but doubt it's thanks to the milk, I rarely drink it :/

But I have landed on my knees on a wheelchairramp made of this:

I've made a faceplant on a similar roster when I was ~ 4 or 5 years old. The wound opened twice, which caused my parents to find me in the middle of the night, with blood all over my face, because the wound was in my forehead. Never broken anything though.

[LUKE_NUKE_EM]

I broke my nose in wrestling. Have to have it surgically corrected.

[Sidewinder Zulu]

No bones broken, yet.

*looks around for some wood to knock*


But last year I got a pretty nasty injury on the top of my head.


Anyway, I was running to get the phone or something (can't really remember what it was) and when I was in the hallway outside my room I jumped up very high to touch the ceiling, which is about 9 feet high. (Just so you know, I'm quite tall, about 6 feet 5 inches, and I'm only 17.)
Unfortunately, I was a few feet further down the hallway than I expected, and I ended up jumping about a foot in the air instead of three, and smashed the top of my head really hard against the door frame.
Fortunately, the top of your head isn't near the part of your brain that makes you pass out in such a situation, but I fell down, and when I put my hand to my head, it was absolutely drenched in blood.
I mean, like, horror movie blood, covering my whole hand and dripping down over my shirt. I had never seen so much blood in my life. It was nasty.
Anyway, my mom wanted to take me to the hospital, but once I put a towel over the wound the bleeding stopped very quickly. There's just a lot of blood vessels on the top of the head because of the thin space between the skin and the skull.

Anyway, that's my most serious injury. I guess I should be glad that it wasn't too bad.

[darklord63]

I broke my arm in 1st grade on the monkey bars. The school nurse gave me a pack of ice and sent me on my way... crying the rest of the day.

[BloodBane611]

Wow darklord, your school nurses sucked.

I broke my leg when I was about 2, my mum fell down the stairs with me in her arms.

I also cut a giant hole in my right shin when I feel on a pair of gardening shears when I was like 7. I don't remember any blood, but apparently there was quite a bit. No other bones though, a trend which I'm attempting to continue.

[darklord63]

Yea, she was awful......

[BAD BEN]

Never have broken anything.
My dad did know a guy who once broke his penis. The guy fell asleep on a chair and got an erection. He rolled and fell off the chair with his penis taking the full force of his weight. Extremly painful.

The only time I have ever been to hospital was when I OD on cough medicine. I was 3 at the time at the cough medicine was very tasty.

[A.J.Sawyer]

Never broken anything, despite my best attempts, the amount of skiing accidents I've had over the years...