How to Win The War in Afghanistan

Bringerof_D · 12-09-2009, 01:56 AM

NO this is not a thread for tacticians or theorists or idealists...

this thread is for the crazy methods that wont actually work but as a joke would cause the enemy great distress and make them blow their own heads off. in short, i want to see what everyone else thinks to be the worst of modern culture on our side of the fence that even we can barely deal with that you think would make people want to kill themselves.

i'll start this off with:

Screw bombs lets just drop a shipment of the Twilight books on'em, they'll be surrendering in no time

casiNo · 12-09-2009, 02:09 AM

The enemy wouldnt know how to react

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Silly_Savage · 12-09-2009, 02:24 AM

I can already see the hordes of white flags flying in the distance...

Anhkhoa · 12-09-2009, 02:54 AM

Instead of a...
"SEND THEM SOMETHING SO BAD THEY WILL BE FORCED TO SURRENDER" type approach, how about a different angle.

Send then lots of sad things and have them weep into submission to the ISAF!

But the Miley Cyrus one...that's quite cruel.

Zimmer · 12-09-2009, 05:06 AM

1.Capture Osama Bin Laden
2. When they first capture osama put him in a dessert and send a nuke to his position
3. ?????
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=Profit???

Sprats · 12-09-2009, 05:10 AM

Less humvees, less casualties, why not use magic carpets?

[R-DEV]Gaz · 12-09-2009, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zimmer

1.Capture Osama Bin Laden
2. When they first capture osama put him in a dessert and send a nuke to his position

Yes. I would recommend a large strawberry cheesecake. That'll learn 'em.

[R-COM]Glimmerman · 12-09-2009, 05:53 AM

Enrich their water supply with pure MDMA, and you will have some fun

[R-DEV]Jaymz · 12-09-2009, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zimmer

1.Capture Osama Bin Laden
2. When they first capture osama put him in a dessert and send a nuke to his position

Quote:

Originally Posted by [R-DEV]Gaz

Yes. I would recommend a large strawberry cheesecake. That'll learn 'em.

LOL

Robert-The-Bruce · 12-09-2009, 08:18 AM

Well, the tactics the Allies used in WW2 to defeat Germany could be worth a shot:

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12-09-2009, 01:56 AM	#1
Bringerof_D Join Date: Nov 2007 Canada Location: Vancouver Posts: 1,866	How to Win The War in Afghanistan NO this is not a thread for tacticians or theorists or idealists... this thread is for the crazy methods that wont actually work but as a joke would cause the enemy great distress and make them blow their own heads off. in short, i want to see what everyone else thinks to be the worst of modern culture on our side of the fence that even we can barely deal with that you think would make people want to kill themselves. i'll start this off with: Screw bombs lets just drop a shipment of the Twilight books on'em, they'll be surrendering in no time

12-09-2009, 02:24 AM	#3
Silly_Savage Deputy Lead Tester (US) Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,755	Re: How to Win The War in Afghanistan I can already see the hordes of white flags flying in the distance...
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12-09-2009, 02:54 AM	#4
Anhkhoa Join Date: Jan 2009 United States of America Posts: 704	Re: How to Win The War in Afghanistan Instead of a... "SEND THEM SOMETHING SO BAD THEY WILL BE FORCED TO SURRENDER" type approach, how about a different angle. Send then lots of sad things and have them weep into submission to the ISAF! But the Miley Cyrus one...that's quite cruel.
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12-09-2009, 05:06 AM	#5
Zimmer Join Date: Jan 2008 Norway Location: Vestfold Posts: 2,019	Re: How to Win The War in Afghanistan 1.Capture Osama Bin Laden 2. When they first capture osama put him in a dessert and send a nuke to his position 3. ????? . . . . =Profit???
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12-09-2009, 05:10 AM	#6
Sprats Join Date: Jun 2009 United Kingdom Location: London Posts: 856	Re: How to Win The War in Afghanistan Less humvees, less casualties, why not use magic carpets?

12-09-2009, 05:53 AM	#8
[R-COM]Glimmerman Dutch Forces Mod Leader Join Date: Aug 2007 Netherlands Location: Amsterdam Posts: 2,596	Re: How to Win The War in Afghanistan Enrich their water supply with pure MDMA, and you will have some fun
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