How to Win The War in Afghanistan - Page 4

rampo · 12-10-2009, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by LiquidSnake

ROFL the taleban would die of laughter after seeing that guy

WelshManDan · 12-10-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Herbiie

From someone's stand up (can't remember who):

"If they found out who I was calling, my mum, and rang her, we'd win! They'd ring up, and she'd talk and talk and talk, instead of fighting! Brilliant!"

He was welsh

Was it Rhod Gilbert? Man that guy is one of the funniest (+craziest) comedians around. Him and Michael McIntyre and various other comedians (Peter Kay, Glenn Wool, Jason Manford).

Drop on them? how about we just send this guy?

BAD BEN · 12-10-2009, 03:30 PM

Create the worlds bests, most awesome and epic game ever, advertise it to the taliban who will think "ZOMG!11!!1 g0tTa g3tz m3 them gAm3Z!111!!!!" they go out and buy the game but because they dont have computers they can't play the game. Get NATO/ISAF to say that they wil;l give the taliban computers the play the mega-game IF they put down the guns and follow NATO and ISAF. But little do they know that when they play the game the will just get pwned by 10 year olds from the US which will add as a punishment because they will be the new noobs.

rampo · 12-10-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dan_thomas453

Drop on them? how about we just send this guy?

Can't believe im saying this but... It's becoming a cliche...

HunterMed · 12-10-2009, 04:43 PM

weapon industry stops producing ammo and guns... the knowledge how to produce such evil stuff is destroyed.

not the fastest way but it could work

goguapsy · 12-10-2009, 10:00 PM

Surrender

or... use subs.

perhaps get them swimming?

or make them watch Titanic. Which would end the war pretty quickly.

hiberNative · 12-10-2009, 10:33 PM

haha! nice screens, goguapsy.

goguapsy · 12-11-2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by hiberNative

haha! nice screens, goguapsy.

haha thanks! They've actually got a story, like, the first one we were walking around karbala and I don't know why but one of my squad mates got a civilian kit... (more screens here: http://www.realitymod.com/forum/f112...es-exists.html)

The yellow submarine was like this... I had to go AFK and when I came back I spent 2 minutes trying to figure out "WTF?"

The swimming guy was doing a crash course on how to swim in Korengal Valley (Talibans were overwatching river so... yeah, we have to adapt!)

And the titanic one was a game at Jabal which I joined right at the end of it and the Americans were beating the crap out of the East Beach (MEC control). When I had a halt at the tracers coming my way I looked to the side and see that guy "hey... wht the hell?"

Also I have some other pics from TG in Al Basrah, on "How to Kill Insurgents with Boredom (and Mortars)" - pretty much just play around base (we actually did a drag racing, me and my squad on the car (6 people in the landy) agains another guy alone in his landy. needless to say, I won.)

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Originally Posted by rampo93(FIN)

Can't believe im saying this but... It's becoming a cliche...

but... How dare you? Oh I just realized or not gonna answer this... I've seen on the news spotlight "Rampo93's house was roundhouse kicked this morning... no leftovers."

Anhkhoa · 12-11-2009, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by rampo93(FIN)

Y know you left something of afghanistan and pretty much wiped out saudi-arabia,Kuwait, Iraq, and Isreal.

Effectively bringing the world into an oil crisis.

12-10-2009, 03:30 PM	#33
BAD BEN Join Date: Apr 2007 United Kingdom Location: United Kingdom Posts: 332	Re: How to Win The War in Afghanistan Create the worlds bests, most awesome and epic game ever, advertise it to the taliban who will think "ZOMG!11!!1 g0tTa g3tz m3 them gAm3Z!111!!!!" they go out and buy the game but because they dont have computers they can't play the game. Get NATO/ISAF to say that they wil;l give the taliban computers the play the mega-game IF they put down the guns and follow NATO and ISAF. But little do they know that when they play the game the will just get pwned by 10 year olds from the US which will add as a punishment because they will be the new noobs.

12-10-2009, 04:43 PM	#35
HunterMed Join Date: Apr 2007 Europe Posts: 1,215	Re: How to Win The War in Afghanistan weapon industry stops producing ammo and guns... the knowledge how to produce such evil stuff is destroyed. not the fastest way but it could work
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12-10-2009, 10:00 PM	#36
goguapsy Join Date: Jun 2009 Brazil Location: Sao Paulo Posts: 3,694	Re: How to Win The War in Afghanistan Surrender or... use subs. perhaps get them swimming? or make them watch Titanic. Which would end the war pretty quickly.
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