Is your son a computer hacker?

[exodus]

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stori...2056.2147.html

Complete utter crap.

Funny read though.

[xW0LFx]

lol

[Fullforce]

I HAVE A SON?

[xMACx]

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

WTF

[exodus]

Lol that's what I said.

It'd also be impossible for those chips to be made in *sweatshops* Especially since any sweat would fuck he chip and make it go boom.

[Solitas]

wow just wow
Ignorant moron doesn't begin to cover this prat. I am unable to understand how someone can be like this?
When I hear about these kind of people I just want slap em about, and yet I'D be the one in the wrong. How's that work?!

[trogdor1289]

lol. If your son want's to switch from AOL he's a hacker for wanting decent internet service.
Any father who has had a seventeen year old daughter attempt to sneak out on a date wearing make up and perfume is well aware of the effect that improper influences can have on inexperienced minds. Wow I would not want to be his kid. The funny thing is due to all his bad parenting the kids will instantly try all the things he told them not to do as soon as they leave home (if they ever do).
Followed a book link take a look.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/041...22334?n=283155

[Razen]

Pretty old, but still hilarious.

"As an enlightened, modern parent,"

Stop lying now.

"BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone."

Just hilarious.

"If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day."

I spend practically all day on my computer.


The police are outside!

[[R-MOD]Dylan]

I laughed my balls off...I want to know what he was smoking...and more specifically, where i can get some. lol

[trogdor1289]

You should go to the actual website the guy advocates some weird shit like pedophilia and stuff like that.