Is your son a computer hacker? - Page 3

NikovK · 05-30-2006, 08:33 PM

Google "A Modest Proposal".

tophdawg · 05-31-2006, 04:52 PM

only thing i have a problem is the one where he says is your kid asking for better stuff for the computer. that doesn't mean you hack i ask for better stuff cause my comp is a pice of shizer that doesn't mean i hack it means i wan't to play games maxed out which i can't do.

superdj · 06-01-2006, 03:38 PM

this is soo wierd cause monday we got infected wuith malaware and some supreme asshole tried to steal my mom's credit card info

[T]Terranova7 · 06-03-2006, 02:42 PM

Oh this is lovely. I know people who can't even copy and paste correctly that spend over hours on the computer. WTH. This is just hilarious, and I would die of laughter if any parent took this to heart about their kids. Glow sticks? WTF people still carry those? lol

Braddock096 · 06-03-2006, 02:54 PM

Outstanding.

"6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school."

trogdor1289 · 06-03-2006, 03:54 PM

Wow I never knew that about Quake you can train in the use of firearms I really want to know where you get get the guns from that game then.

M8/M320 · 06-03-2006, 04:17 PM

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Excuse my language but *bleepage* AMD never sold in stores? Fark him! Knock offs? Bull-shizzle! How do I reply because I am about to do something that I cannot do here.

trogdor1289 · 06-03-2006, 04:23 PM

You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.
Of course if you have a Dell then you are screwed.

Top_Cat_AxJnAt · 06-03-2006, 04:23 PM

It is a jke.

trogdor1289 · 06-03-2006, 04:24 PM

I know it's a lot funner to act as if it was real though. Plus I haven't decided wether it is a joke or not. What's with that black box.

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06-03-2006, 02:42 PM	#24
[T]Terranova7 Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,081	Oh this is lovely. I know people who can't even copy and paste correctly that spend over hours on the computer. WTH. This is just hilarious, and I would die of laughter if any parent took this to heart about their kids. Glow sticks? WTF people still carry those? lol
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06-03-2006, 04:17 PM	#27
M8/M320 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Indiana, U.S.A. Posts: 80	Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer. If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. Excuse my language but bleepage AMD never sold in stores? Fark him! Knock offs? Bull-shizzle! How do I reply because I am about to do something that I cannot do here.
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05-31-2006, 04:52 PM	#22
tophdawg Join Date: Mar 2006 Canada Location: Canada, Langley, B.C. Posts: 166	only thing i have a problem is the one where he says is your kid asking for better stuff for the computer. that doesn't mean you hack i ask for better stuff cause my comp is a pice of shizer that doesn't mean i hack it means i wan't to play games maxed out which i can't do.

06-03-2006, 02:54 PM	#25
Braddock096 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: London, England Posts: 370	Outstanding. "6. Does your son use Quake? Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school."

06-03-2006, 03:54 PM	#26
trogdor1289 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Classified. Posts: 5,230	Wow I never knew that about Quake you can train in the use of firearms I really want to know where you get get the guns from that game then.

06-03-2006, 04:23 PM	#28
trogdor1289 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Classified. Posts: 5,230	You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer. Of course if you have a Dell then you are screwed.

06-03-2006, 04:23 PM	#29
Top_Cat_AxJnAt Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: "destruction of WEYBRIDGE and Shepperton" - WaroftheWorlds Posts: 3,194	It is a jke.

06-03-2006, 04:24 PM	#30
trogdor1289 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Classified. Posts: 5,230	I know it's a lot funner to act as if it was real though. Plus I haven't decided wether it is a joke or not. What's with that black box.

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