Is your son a computer hacker?

[[R-DEV]Gaz]

then please don't. I don't wanna be kicking your door down any time soon. That site is pretty old. I remember reading it about 18 months ago. Still totally ill informed though

The best bits from what I remember are the comments made about the 'article'.

[trogdor1289]

You should read some of the other stuff from that site.

[Happy]

Going by that stuff then I must be a hacker. I spend way more than 30 minutes a day on a computer and I don't use the telephone to connect to the internet.

[exodus]

Originally Posted by [R-DEV]Gaz

then please don't. I don't wanna be kicking your door down any time soon. That site is pretty old. I remember reading it about 18 months ago. Still totally ill informed though

The best bits from what I remember are the comments made about the 'article'.

Huh? What about that first part?

[six7]

OMG! I use AMD!

Made by little kids in sweatshops? O... the horror!

*rips processor out of computer*

[Figisaacnewton]

Originally Posted by [R-PUB]six7

OMG! I use AMD!

Made by little kids in sweatshops? O... the horror!

*rips processor out of computer*

Something in my brain... oh ya... logic... says that little kids in sweatshops probably don't have the brain capacity or cleanliness to manufacture a computer processor that would work for more than 5 minutes.

[six7]

Originally Posted by Figisaacnewton

Something in my brain... oh ya... logic... says that little kids in sweatshops probably don't have the brain capacity or cleanliness to manufacture a computer processor that would work for more than 5 minutes.

I was kidding

BTW, you made my sig. Love the quote

[Cerberus]

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

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Does your son use Quake?

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[Wolfmaster]

That story is ignorant like no other.

But the comments....

how could i have been so blind...i have been putting firewall after firewall on my system. when along along i have tryyng to keep myself out... yes now that i have read your article i realize that i am a hacker...I have reviewed my computer and discovered filthy programs running amuck everywhere...Flash. MP3's. DOS. BIOS. and the holy grail of hacking, yes its true I HAVE LINUX, i am so sorry and at this moment the police are on their way to put me away...THANK YOU for opening my unworthy eyes

The article was very funny, but the comments are the best. Honestly I almost wet my pants with all the 'l33t sl4shd0ttaz' coming to 'the rescue'.

Honestly, where is peoples sense of humour these days!

Wit, folks. Remember you are just as dumb as our imaginary 'caring parent' if you leaped in with your critical posts.

Beautiful writing, the links were brilliant, and thanks, you dumb slashdotters for confirming your complete lack of sense, understanding, humour and brains.

Brilliant.
Hook, Line and Sinker.

Help me. I listen to burnt CD's with stolen MP3s I got from KaZaA. And I use Tribes2 as a meeting place to "chat" with my hacker gang. @home IS my ISP so maybe I should change it to the better and faster AOL. I dont know any more. I think I will kill myself if my parents found out. Pleas. help me. I dont have many friends in the real world becaus they dont like the fact I told them I would hack the schools computers to change their notes. but. they are goodie goodies. and dont want me too.

Plz. help me.

Be careful of that last anonymous poster folks. I think he may be one of the many hackers I know from Tribes 2 virtual reality. If you reply to any of his messages, he will be able to hack your computer using a virus he developed. Trust me, as someone who has admitted to herself that she has a problem.

Hilarious.

[Top_Cat_AxJnAt]

THe other stuff on that site is both, sick, funny, confusing, wierd, and generally