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Old 02-17-2009, 11:18 PM   #11
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:32 PM   #12
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LOL @ american fleet.

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Old 02-17-2009, 11:36 PM   #13
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LOL @ american fleet.


Yes, the American Fleet.

To be frank, the joke is getting old. Everyone claims it was their country that did it, hell, I've heard Boy Scouts claim they were comming the ship.
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:36 PM   #14
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Enzyte doesn't work. I took it for a while and I didn't get faster or stronger nor did I become smarter. Male enhancement my ass.
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:42 PM   #15
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Yes, the American Fleet.

To be frank, the joke is getting old. Everyone claims it was their country that did it, hell, I've heard Boy Scouts claim they were comming the ship.
On a serious note, if you want to see some balls read up on Taffy 3. The USS Johnston breaks away from the fleet and initiates an attack on a much larger Japanese fleet. It was basically the equivalent of a single man taking on a platoon.
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:44 PM   #16
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A man a women have sex and after she says to him "I didn't think your organ would be so small" He said "I didn't realize I would be playing in a cathedral"



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Old 02-18-2009, 12:01 AM   #17
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On a serious note, if you want to see some balls read up on Taffy 3. The USS Johnston breaks away from the fleet and initiates an attack on a much larger Japanese fleet. It was basically the equivalent of a single man taking on a platoon.
I suspect that ship was riveted together from balls of steel.
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:31 AM   #18
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And another one, about the Air Force:

A B-52 was to be transferred to another base. For this, he was accompanied by a F-16.
Now, the Pilot of the F-16 was intent on showing off all the neat tricks his lighter aircraft can do, doing loops, spins and was generally making a huge nuisance of himself.
As if this wasn't enough, he called the B-52's crew, "All you can do, I can do better".
The crew accepted the challenge. However, the bomber remained in stable flight.

"What did you do?", asked the fighter's pilot.

"We just shut down two engines"

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Old 02-18-2009, 06:17 AM   #19
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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember:









You've been listening to your iPod.

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Old 02-18-2009, 08:42 AM   #20
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Why did the lepers stop playing poker? Someone threw their hand in.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?

"Keep the tip."
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