VERY interesting night

gazzthompson · 12-12-2008, 06:16 PM

(excuse punctuation, adrenalin still pumping...)

on the way home from carvary (£3.50!!!) we went around a corner and found a car on its side !!!!!... we all bailed (me paul chilly and shippy .. first people there) at first i thought here we go, gunna be some people fucked up. only one person in though , a women and she seemed ok . first of all we check the doors.... all locked (WTF ?) i check the windshield to see if i could smash it(proper hard BTW) then i notice... the engine is smoking... lucky the roof had deformed from rolling so we pushed the door and could unlock it i grabbed her arms and paul or chilly or both her legs (why she came out like that i dont know) then pulled her out. then i see a dog in the back !!!! but the passenger side door which was road side had enough room and was smashed out, so i got it out and it was ok some how, must have been hard for him with no seatbelt. some how chilly got on top of the car and was pulling here out ... pro skills there. all this time shippy was talking the services on like a pro

so.... the car is on its side, the women and dog are out... (all this time shippy was calling services, luckily the hospital is like 4 miles away from accident) . now our attention turns to how we are on a blind tight corner, we gunna get reared by a car in a minute, so with the help of this women and paul started trafficking cars around the crash that come (only 1 side blocked) then the all 3 services came after what seemed a long time but was only 5/10 mins (with the thanks to shippy, i totaly forgot about calling police :S)

but the fail of the night boys, after talking with the women before services came she said :

1. she was drunk.... FAIL
2. she was with a man she shouldnt of been with that night ... FAIL
3. she topped her fucking car !!!!!...... FAIL

multi fail.

it felt amazing to help and was proper glad as it could of been well worst.

then after we was talking to this massive MILF !!!! and her daughter was fit!!! and the Carvery was amazing, had loads of turkey and was only £3.50 !!!!!! score!!

SuperTimo · 12-12-2008, 06:24 PM

interesting evening gazz

CodeRedFox · 12-12-2008, 06:30 PM

Dammn Brit, I cant under stand a word you saying

Scot · 12-12-2008, 06:33 PM

Wow, crazy world you live in

gazzthompson · 12-12-2008, 06:36 PM

its probably dosnt make sense, typing well fast...

was me my bro and two mates, wasnt on my own. me and mate pulled here out , other stopped traffic and other got services there

Harrod200 · 12-12-2008, 06:37 PM

Good job

Now just wait until the knock at the door as you're served papers of her suing you for whatever reason, hurting her as you took her out, distressing her dog, causing her to be done for drink driving whatever. Remember rule of acquisition 285; No good deed ever goes unpunished...

~~Waaah_Wah~~ · 12-12-2008, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Harrod200

Good job

Now just wait until the knock at the door as you're served papers of her suing you for whatever reason, hurting her as you took her out, distressing her dog, causing her to be done for drink driving whatever. Remember rule of acquisition 285; No good deed ever goes unpunished...

Lol, hes in the UK, not the US

CareBear · 12-12-2008, 06:58 PM

haha sounds like a gd night :P

gazzthompson · 12-12-2008, 07:04 PM

yea feel amazing helping some one in need.... could of been well bad though.

worst part was when we was trying to get her out she kept crying "help me, help me" which is perfectly understandable but freaked me the shit out

Colonelcool125 · 12-12-2008, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waaah_Wah

Lol, hes in the UK, not the US

I hate frivilous lawsuits so god damn much. Anyone see the Top Gear where the US lawyer threatened to sue Jeremy Clarkson for giving the wrong year on a car he DONATED to a mission? That made me very sad for my nation.

Sounds like a very interesting night Gazz.

12-12-2008, 06:16 PM	#1
gazzthompson Join Date: Jan 2007 United Kingdom Location: norfolk Posts: 8,075	VERY interesting night (excuse punctuation, adrenalin still pumping...) on the way home from carvary (£3.50!!!) we went around a corner and found a car on its side !!!!!... we all bailed (me paul chilly and shippy .. first people there) at first i thought here we go, gunna be some people fucked up. only one person in though , a women and she seemed ok . first of all we check the doors.... all locked (WTF ?) i check the windshield to see if i could smash it(proper hard BTW) then i notice... the engine is smoking... lucky the roof had deformed from rolling so we pushed the door and could unlock it i grabbed her arms and paul or chilly or both her legs (why she came out like that i dont know) then pulled her out. then i see a dog in the back !!!! but the passenger side door which was road side had enough room and was smashed out, so i got it out and it was ok some how, must have been hard for him with no seatbelt. some how chilly got on top of the car and was pulling here out ... pro skills there. all this time shippy was talking the services on like a pro so.... the car is on its side, the women and dog are out... (all this time shippy was calling services, luckily the hospital is like 4 miles away from accident) . now our attention turns to how we are on a blind tight corner, we gunna get reared by a car in a minute, so with the help of this women and paul started trafficking cars around the crash that come (only 1 side blocked) then the all 3 services came after what seemed a long time but was only 5/10 mins (with the thanks to shippy, i totaly forgot about calling police :S) but the fail of the night boys, after talking with the women before services came she said : 1. she was drunk.... FAIL 2. she was with a man she shouldnt of been with that night ... FAIL 3. she topped her fucking car !!!!!...... FAIL multi fail. it felt amazing to help and was proper glad as it could of been well worst. then after we was talking to this massive MILF !!!! and her daughter was fit!!! and the Carvery was amazing, had loads of turkey and was only £3.50 !!!!!! score!!
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12-12-2008, 06:24 PM	#2
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12-12-2008, 06:36 PM	#5
gazzthompson Join Date: Jan 2007 United Kingdom Location: norfolk Posts: 8,075	Re: VERY interesting night its probably dosnt make sense, typing well fast... was me my bro and two mates, wasnt on my own. me and mate pulled here out , other stopped traffic and other got services there
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Harrod200 Join Date: Sep 2007 United Kingdom Location: Blighty Posts: 3,046	Re: VERY interesting night Good job Now just wait until the knock at the door as you're served papers of her suing you for whatever reason, hurting her as you took her out, distressing her dog, causing her to be done for drink driving whatever. Remember rule of acquisition 285; No good deed ever goes unpunished...
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12-12-2008, 07:04 PM	#9
gazzthompson Join Date: Jan 2007 United Kingdom Location: norfolk Posts: 8,075	Re: VERY interesting night yea feel amazing helping some one in need.... could of been well bad though. worst part was when we was trying to get her out she kept crying "help me, help me" which is perfectly understandable but freaked me the shit out
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