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Old 11-11-2008, 08:03 PM   #1

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Whats Your Favorite Joke!?

K people lets keep the joke forum appropriate but keep em funny. My favorite joke is:

What do you tell Trix the rabbit when he turns gay?

Silly *aggot *icks are for kids!

Lmao Whats yours?
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Old 11-11-2008, 08:46 PM   #2

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Re: Whats Your Favorite Joke!?

They are far too innapropriate most of mine, however I will post a relatively clean joke which I like:
A man walks into a bar. Ouch
A Terrorist walks into a bar. Boom.


Sorry if that offends people, but really that's like the cleanest joke I can think of


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Old 11-11-2008, 08:51 PM   #3

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Re: Whats Your Favorite Joke!?

lmao that got me laughing, comon people i want to hear some jokes!
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Old 11-11-2008, 08:51 PM   #4
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Re: Whats Your Favorite Joke!?

My dear mother shares all the great jokes from the Nurse forums with me

- A nurse walks in to the bank and comes up to the teller to deposit her meager check

she gets out her pen to write on the pay in slip

being tired and absent minded, she tries writing with a rectal thermometer

"thats great" she said

"some arsehole has my pen"

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Old 11-11-2008, 08:53 PM   #5

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A man in a long overcoat walks up to 3 old ladys and flashes them.

2 Had a stroke.


The other couldn't quite reach.


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Old 11-11-2008, 08:55 PM   #6

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Re: Whats Your Favorite Joke!?

An american is on holiday in wales.

he is driving down a country road next to some fields. he sees a local man so he pulls over and says "good morning" to the man. The man replies "caay ol gloochen" to the tourist. The american drives off wondering what the man said. a bit further downt the road he sees another loacal, he stops and says good morning. the loacal replies "caay ol gloochen". again the american is confused and continues on his way. a bit further down the road he sees another person so he stops and says "good morning" the man replies "caay ol gloochen", this time the american asks "what does caay ol gloochen mean?", "ahh sir" the man replies "it means good day in welsh". happy to have found this out the american drives off. he heads onto a large bridge and after reaching the other side he sees a man. the american pulls over and says "caay ol gloochen"

"F*** off ya welsh C***!!!"

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Old 11-11-2008, 08:57 PM   #7

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Lol, nice


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Old 11-11-2008, 09:06 PM   #8

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got told it at about 1:00am in the wildness on an exercise with cadets

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Old 11-11-2008, 09:08 PM   #9

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Dang i like the old lady one and the American and the farmer one lol! Those are great i like all the jokes lol! Keep em coming
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