lol @ instructions for Bazooka

[OiSkout]

Originally Posted by unrealalex

no its more like

"hey seems like there's a police chase outside" - friend
"o rly brb"
And then I grab the bazooka and shoot the criminal's car causing it to flip over an uncountable number of times in such a way that he is stunned but not harmed and then i get the key to the city and I'm essentially a hero and 10 years later hollywood makes an oscar winning film about me

More like you get 3 stars and then more cops come. While they're about to engage you, a bunch of zombies appear out of no where to tear them up.

Bam, Oscar film right there.

And I guess I'll take my fun-loving every-country-bashing elsewhere. =(

[Solid Knight]

Do it Triple X style and get on a motorcycle then jump off a ramp and as you're passing the car give it a kick and it'll be sure to blow up.