Toilets: a threat to your life?

[TAW_Cutthroat]

Read this story and couldn't stop laughing

A Frenchman became trapped while trying to fish his mobile phone out of the toilet on a high-speed train, forcing firefighters to cut through the U-bend to free him, passengers said.

"He came out on a stretcher, with his hand still jammed in the toilet bowl, which they had to saw clean off,"

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20081027...t-7f81b96.html

Epic Fail.

[Solid Knight]

I heard if everyone in the world flushed their toilets at the same time it'd shatter the crust of the earth and kill everybody.

[vilhelm123]

I loled, i feel for the firefighters though. If french train toilets are anything like a cross between British ones AND french camping public toilets it must have been like trainspotting but with less swimming and more getting stuck

Originally Posted by Solid Knight

I heard if everyone in the world flushed their toilets at the same time it'd shatter the crust of the earth and kill everybody.

Oh please tell me thats true, either ways it's one of the best things i've heard in years!

[bosco_]

I heard alligators come out of the toilet while you're using it

[vilhelm123]

Originally Posted by [R-DEV]bosco

I heard alligators come out of the toilet while you're using it

Must be a government cover up then! He wasn't looking for his phone the alligators dragged him down!

The MAN just doesn't want you to know the truth....man?

[TAW_Cutthroat]

Vilhelm, ever been in a toilet at a british training camp? Here's a description if you havn't

Imagine a shack, not hard at all, probably looks similar to your house It smells worse than anything you've ever been in. It's literally a seat over a massive tank below, look in it and you can see a load of shit, it's so bad you have to put a glove over your face to stop the smell. You know, I bet if you sat on the seat i'd cave in and you've be gagging so much you woudn't be able to shout for help, not that anyone would be brave enough to get you out.

That, my friend, is a bad toilet

[Nickbond592]

i know the smell, its revolting. late last year i had to climb into a septic tank to retrive a drain rod, i'll never forget the stench, after you hurl the first time it doesnt get any better

[DOAW]

Oh, and don't forget the swarm of flies that descend upon your ass with the intention of going turd surfing.

[Waaah_Wah]

Originally Posted by TAW_Cutthroat

Vilhelm, ever been in a toilet at a british training camp? Here's a description if you havn't

Imagine a shack, not hard at all, probably looks similar to your house It smells worse than anything you've ever been in. It's literally a seat over a massive tank below, look in it and you can see a load of shit, it's so bad you have to put a glove over your face to stop the smell. You know, I bet if you sat on the seat i'd cave in and you've be gagging so much you woudn't be able to shout for help, not that anyone would be brave enough to get you out.

That, my friend, is a bad toilet

Hoho those are awesome. Imagine falling down in one. Lol, not a nice thing to laugh at but i seem to remember one incident when someone drowned in one. Imagine THAT.

If there any worse way to go?

[georgehu2007]

Originally Posted by TAW_Cutthroat

Vilhelm, ever been in a toilet at a british training camp? Here's a description if you havn't

Imagine a shack, not hard at all, probably looks similar to your house It smells worse than anything you've ever been in. It's literally a seat over a massive tank below, look in it and you can see a load of shit, it's so bad you have to put a glove over your face to stop the smell. You know, I bet if you sat on the seat i'd cave in and you've be gagging so much you woudn't be able to shout for help, not that anyone would be brave enough to get you out.

That, my friend, is a bad toilet

I can see that becoming a torture method one of these days: trapping someone in there.
"Ok, i'll talk. i'll tell you everything. just don't let me stay in here any longer! it smells so bad! waaaaaa!"