How many kids can you beat? - Page 4

[MoL]jaVi · 10-07-2008, 06:51 AM

25 kids for me and I'm just 5'6 small at 64kg

Sgt.Smeg · 10-07-2008, 08:23 AM

26 for me.

A friend of mine was leaving his house to go to the shop a couple years ago, there was 5 kids (probably pre-teens) sat on his wall at the end of his drive. He asked them politely to leave, mainly because they were chavs.

When he came back 20-30 mins later, the kids were still there but this time, had a baseball bat and a cricket bat between them. My friend proceeded to grab the kid with the baseball bat, took it from him and squared up to the kid with the cricket bat. After a singular clash of bats, the cricket bat was sent flying, he then threw the baseball bat to the ground.

After about a minute, all 5 kids were off his wall, on the floor. "Thanks!" said my friend, who went inside to pop the kettle on and put his feet up.

Cpt.Kawakowitsch · 10-07-2008, 08:41 AM

I can beat the hell out of 33 little kids...

davetboy_19 · 10-07-2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sgt.Smeg

26 for me.

A friend of mine was leaving his house to go to the shop a couple years ago, there was 5 kids (probably pre-teens) sat on his wall at the end of his drive. He asked them politely to leave, mainly because they were chavs.

When he came back 20-30 mins later, the kids were still there but this time, had a baseball bat and a cricket bat between them. My friend proceeded to grab the kid with the baseball bat, took it from him and squared up to the kid with the cricket bat. After a singular clash of bats, the cricket bat was sent flying, he then threw the baseball bat to the ground.

After about a minute, all 5 kids were off his wall, on the floor. "Thanks!" said my friend, who went inside to pop the kettle on and put his feet up.

LMFAO!

I've always had a secret disire to suit up in gridiron gear with 20+ midgets in saftey gear as well and then...well just go nuts.

[R-COM]Robbi · 10-07-2008, 09:08 AM

34, im badass!

[R-DEV]LeadMagnet · 10-07-2008, 09:34 AM

34 as well....must be slowing down in my old age.

[R-DEV]bosco · 10-07-2008, 09:47 AM

I just run them over with my car. Easier.

[R-COM]Robbi · 10-07-2008, 09:51 AM

I just spike their fruit pastels with rat poison, watch the little buggers cry.... muhuhahaha!

Chef · 10-07-2008, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [R-DEV]bosco

I just run them over with my car. Easier.

Agreed.

[R-DEV]OkitaMakoto · 10-07-2008, 10:28 AM

lol 30.

10-07-2008, 06:51 AM	#31
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10-07-2008, 08:23 AM	#32
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10-07-2008, 08:41 AM	#33
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10-07-2008, 09:47 AM	#37
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