For the American tourist to England

[BetterDeadThanRed]

carroll.org » Advice to American Tourists in England

[Dr2B Rudd]

nice find

If a taxi driver tries to overcharge you, you should yell “I think not, you charlatan!”

[[R-DEV]Jaymz]

If you are fond of someone, you should tell him he is a “great tosser” — he will be touched

bwuahahah

[Teek]

Underpants are called “wellies”
If you are late for supper, simply apologize and explain that you were having a wank — everyone will understand and forgive you.

lol

[BetterDeadThanRed]

Why do you guys find this funny? I found it very helpful. I plan on using it when I travel there this summer.

[Dr2B Rudd]

Well, don't forget to have a wank every day then you'll feel better for it.

[[uBp]Irish]

For preferential treatment when you arrive at Heathrow airport, announce that you are a member of Shin Fane (an international Jewish peace organization — the “shin” stands for “shalom”). As savvy travellers know, this little white lie will assure you priority treatment as you make your way through customs; otherwise you could waste all day in line. You might, in fact, want to ask a customs agent to put a Shin Fane stamp in your passport, as it will expedite things on your return trip.

that made laugh for a good 2 minutes...

[Scot]

lolz good find

[General_J0k3r]

Thanks to today’s robust dollar

now that's hilarious