|
|||||||
| Off-Topic Discussion : For all discussions not related to PR. No Spam. |
 |
|
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
05-19-2008, 05:31 PM
|
#21 | ||||
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
 NorwayLocation: Akershus
Posts: 372
|
Re: Favorite quotes...
Quote:
 Well, here's my favourite!
| ||||
 
|
|||||
|
|
||||
|
05-19-2008, 11:37 PM
|
#22 | |
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Under my desk
Posts: 1,807
|
Re: Favorite quotes...
Quote:
| |
  spread bear |
||
|
|
|
|
05-20-2008, 03:22 AM
|
#23 |
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Quebec, Canada
Posts: 880
|
Re: Favorite quotes...
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." -Rodney Dangerfield
|
 
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-20-2008, 04:17 AM
|
#24 |
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
 CanadaLocation: Vancouver
Posts: 2,665
|
Re: Favorite quotes...
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg |
 Determined bomber[R-DEV]RikiRude: Hehe I think Teek is on the money [TT]engineer: Wow, camo that doesn't look like the designers took a dump on a piece of canvas and shouted "BRILLIANT!". |
|
|
|
|
|
05-20-2008, 05:11 AM
|
#25 |
Join Date: Dec 2006
 United States of AmericaLocation: Honolulu, Hawaii
Posts: 1,573
|
Re: Favorite quotes...
"Happiness is like peeing in your pants; everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth"
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Sponsored Links | |
|
05-20-2008, 03:12 PM
|
#26 |
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
United States of AmericaLocation: Philadelphia
Posts: 4,597
 |
Re: Favorite quotes...
that reminds me of:
"Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself." |
|
Pretty...pretty badass.
 Help me raise my Habamon! |
|
|
|
|
|
05-20-2008, 07:29 PM
|
#27 |
Join Date: Jan 2008
 United KingdomLocation: Somewhere.
Posts: 4,727
|
Re: Favorite quotes...
Winston Churchill replying to a Minister saying you're drunk at a party:
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." CLASSIC! bugger off Gordon Brown, bring back Churchill(somehow!) Also, If you're in hell, keep going. Witty man! |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
05-20-2008, 07:33 PM
|
#28 |
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
United KingdomPosts: 174
|
Re: Favorite quotes...
Another Churchill quote:
The same female MP^: "Winston if you were my husband I'd poison you" Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife I'd drink it." |
|
|
|
|
05-20-2008, 08:00 PM
|
#29 |
|
Forum Moderator
![[R-MOD]Eddiereyes909's Avatar](http://www.realitymod.com/forum/uploads/avatars/avatar13535_10.gif){kind=avatar}
Join Date: Jun 2007
United States of AmericaLocation: Houston,TX
Posts: 2,189
![Send a message via AIM to [R-MOD]Eddiereyes909](http://www.realitymod.com/forum/images/misc/im_aim.gif) ![Send a message via MSN to [R-MOD]Eddiereyes909](http://www.realitymod.com/forum/images/misc/im_msn.gif) |
Re: Favorite quotes...
"God fights on the side with the best artillery."
Napoleon Bonaparte |
   [DM]-Clan Leader PR NA Test Team: Breaking the DEV's Hard Work, One Build at a Time. ¡Hablo español!
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-20-2008, 08:10 PM
|
#30 |
|
Join Date: Jan 2008
United KingdomLocation: Somewhere.
Posts: 4,727
|
Re: Favorite quotes...
Question:"Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is? "
Answer:"I personally believe the US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like, such as -- and I believe that they should. Our education over here in the US should help the US -- should help South Africa and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." WHAT?? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Sponsored Links | |
|
|
| Bookmarks |
| Tags |
| favorite, quotes |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
