Mall Ninja's

[[R-DEV]LeadMagnet]

For those who have served or are actively serving I give you the mall ninja;

Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

Found this in another forum and honestly, myself and a few other guys here are all in tears from laughing so hard and we've only read the first 2 posts so far....

[[R-DEV]Rhino]

lolz

[[R-DEV]LeadMagnet]

Just found a real gem....

"You are a doofus, of course there is no anti-armor capabilities for golf carts, the UNIMOG was woth the anti-armor work though. We would never consider using any missles larger than our modified surplus Shrikes, Hellfires are completly out of the question. also, ourgolf carts are modified, and can take abouse alot tougher than golf balls.."

Oh God, my ribs are sore now.....

[[R-CON]ZZEZ]

Epic...

[OiSkout]

Haha this is awesome.

I would like to replace a shotgun with:
* 3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
* 2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
* 3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
* 1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
* 1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we lose power in the building.
* 3) Glock 27 backup guns
* 3) Kahr P-9 holdouts

Thats enough to start a fuckin revolution.

PS - So I looked up what a SS109 round was and Wiki tells me: "The SS109 used a heavier bullet at a lower muzzle velocity for better long-range performance, specifically to meet a requirement that the bullet be able to penetrate through one side of a steel helmet at 600 m."

EdiT -

Laugh on, laughing boy.

HAHAHAHAA!

[SiN|ScarFace]

I can't even read it, like it says, that type is all over, on any forum, at any event, for any interest/hobby. I guess I have read and heard too much of this kind of stuff in the car culture, I don't find it funny anymore, the more ridiculous the claims the more I cringe and look for the exit.

[[R-COM]Outlawz]

I the liutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation’s largest indoor retail shopping centers. My job job is to defend and protect the lives of the many shoppers who currently vist this center, and in my line of work you cannot be too careful

epic

[Ironcomatose]

I think it is pretty obvious he was joking around. Or at least i hope so. I can see a guy sitting at work or something(at his security desk at a mall for example) having a little fun by going around pretending to be some moronic wannabe(i.e Stephen Colbert).

[AirCasper]

When I clicked this post I thought it was going to be about the Urban Mall Ninja

YouTube Video

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Edit:

Just finished reading the link!

omg! TOO funny O.O HAHA

[Nick The Bubble]

Pretty awesome video but has he ever

'back flipped over the concession counter while unloading the 5 rounds of 000 into the skeeball machine.'?