I hate people that say PR sucks - Page 3

georgehu2007 · 04-10-2008, 08:45 PM

the KKK dresses funny. I mean if I wear something like that for Halloween, I can easily say that I am a ghost

Garabaldi · 04-10-2008, 09:00 PM

A Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blond (with a body that would stop traffic) rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

youm0nt · 04-10-2008, 09:17 PM

hai guyz, i plaryadz pr0j3ctz r3alty fo t3n minut3s and it teh sux

georgehu2007 · 04-10-2008, 09:20 PM

Keep that to yehself, matey. eh?

NYgurkha · 04-10-2008, 10:09 PM

*img removed -GrayeKnight

is offended, wait what?

[R-DEV]OkitaMakoto · 04-10-2008, 10:25 PM

AAAAaaaannnnnffff. LOCK.

04-10-2008, 08:45 PM	#21
georgehu2007 Join Date: Jan 2008 United States of America Location: Philadelphia Posts: 4,597	the KKK dresses funny. I mean if I wear something like that for Halloween, I can easily say that I am a ghost
	Pretty...pretty badass. Help me raise my Habamon!

04-10-2008, 09:00 PM	#22
Garabaldi Join Date: Oct 2005 Canada Posts: 3,600	A Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blond (with a body that would stop traffic) rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
Garabaldi Join Date: Oct 2005 Canada Posts: 3,600	My Last.fm Profile

04-10-2008, 09:17 PM	#23
youm0nt Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,680	hai guyz, i plaryadz pr0j3ctz r3alty fo t3n minut3s and it teh sux
youm0nt Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,680	(o,o) \|)__) -"-"- O RLY?

04-10-2008, 09:20 PM	#24
georgehu2007 Join Date: Jan 2008 United States of America Location: Philadelphia Posts: 4,597	Keep that to yehself, matey. eh?
	Pretty...pretty badass. Help me raise my Habamon!

04-10-2008, 10:09 PM	#25
NYgurkha Join Date: Nov 2006 United States of America Location: New York Posts: 933	img removed -GrayeKnight* is offended, wait what?

	Last edited by GrayeKnight; 04-11-2008 at 01:15 AM..

04-10-2008, 10:25 PM	#26
[R-DEV]OkitaMakoto PR Developer Join Date: May 2006 United States of America Location: Indiana Posts: 6,215	AAAAaaaannnnnffff. LOCK.
	In Japan until July 2009, read the blog! http://okitamakoto.livejournal.com/

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