Rate the joke above you.

Tef · 03-20-2008, 05:08 PM

Yeah so I know we have joke threads already but none that you have to rate the jokes in them. So basically rate the joke from the last poster out of 10, 10 being the best, 0 being the worst.

Starting now:

You will only get this if you do physics or chemistry.

All the greatest minds, Einstein, Pascal, Dalton, Newton, etc., etc. are in heaven and are playing a game of tag. It was Einstein's turn to find, so he closes his eyes and starts counting, everybody scrambles to hide except for Newton, all he does is draw a 1 meter square box around himself. Einstein finishes counting and turns around to find Newton standing in the box, Einstein shouts "I found you Newton!", Newton replies "You did not find me you found Pascal because I'm a Newton meter squared."

markonymous · 03-20-2008, 05:34 PM

i have to admit thats a good one.

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georgehu2007 · 03-20-2008, 07:59 PM

Lady walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day.
"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says.
"I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather and we just ran out. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of them." replied the clerk.
"Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then."
"Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me. We are completely out of chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour."
"Oh. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then."
The clerk has had enough at this point and asks, "Listen, lady, spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'."
The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N".
"OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'. he says.
She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to.
"OK, now spell the "FUCK" in 'chocolate'."
She looks at him and says, "There's no 'fuck' in chocolate!'
He shouts back, "That's what I'm tryin to tell you, lady! There's no fuckin chocolate!"

Tef · 03-20-2008, 08:07 PM

*DR tran voice* OOOHHH, you said a bad word.

03-20-2008, 05:08 PM	#1
Tef Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jamaica/ Canada Posts: 642	Rate the joke above you. Yeah so I know we have joke threads already but none that you have to rate the jokes in them. So basically rate the joke from the last poster out of 10, 10 being the best, 0 being the worst. Starting now: You will only get this if you do physics or chemistry. All the greatest minds, Einstein, Pascal, Dalton, Newton, etc., etc. are in heaven and are playing a game of tag. It was Einstein's turn to find, so he closes his eyes and starts counting, everybody scrambles to hide except for Newton, all he does is draw a 1 meter square box around himself. Einstein finishes counting and turns around to find Newton standing in the box, Einstein shouts "I found you Newton!", Newton replies "You did not find me you found Pascal because I'm a Newton meter squared."

03-20-2008, 05:34 PM	#2
markonymous Join Date: Oct 2007 Sweden Location: Göteborg, Sweden Posts: 1,469	i have to admit thats a good one. LOL.com - Epic Failure
	Some guy on another forum- "I'm an athiest so i don't believe in the apocalypse. The rest of you are ****ed." To deny all the qualities of a being is equivalent to denying the being itself. A being without qualities is one which cannot become an object of the mind, and such a being is virtually non-existent. European Combat Battalion <--Check out my clan!

03-20-2008, 07:59 PM	#3
georgehu2007 Join Date: Jan 2008 United States of America Location: Philadelphia Posts: 4,597	Lady walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day. "I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says. "I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather and we just ran out. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of them." replied the clerk. "Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then." "Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me. We are completely out of chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour." "Oh. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then." The clerk has had enough at this point and asks, "Listen, lady, spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'." The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N". "OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'. he says. She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to. "OK, now spell the "FUCK" in 'chocolate'." She looks at him and says, "There's no 'fuck' in chocolate!' He shouts back, "That's what I'm tryin to tell you, lady! There's no fuckin chocolate!"
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03-20-2008, 08:07 PM	#4
Tef Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jamaica/ Canada Posts: 642	DR tran voice OOOHHH, you said a bad word.