Vending Machine Thread

Expendable Grunt · 03-12-2008, 05:45 AM

Haven't done one of these in ages, so I figure I'll start one here.

To start this, you put in any 'item'. The next guy gives you a result, and he puts in his own item. Then repeat.

Example: I put in a calculator. Result: You get the last digit of pi.

To start: I put in a pencil.

s3v3ndust · 03-12-2008, 06:34 AM

Result - A full novel of Cheo's own theory of relativity

Inserts - An old dirty pair of camoflauge speedos

Expendable Grunt · 03-12-2008, 06:35 AM

Result: You get a laundry bill.

Inserts: A spoon.

s3v3ndust · 03-12-2008, 06:37 AM

Result - Your face splattered with mashed potatos

Inserts - An old 200 pound air conditioner

Expendable Grunt · 03-12-2008, 06:38 AM

Result: You get out an engine block.

Inserts: A nail.

s3v3ndust · 03-12-2008, 06:40 AM

Result - A place on the wall to hang my coat

Inserts - A pack of ketchup

Expendable Grunt · 03-12-2008, 06:40 AM

Result: A chicken bone.

Inserts: A feather.

s3v3ndust · 03-12-2008, 06:41 AM

Result - Opening and ending scene of Forrest Gump

Inserts - A piece of gum

Expendable Grunt · 03-12-2008, 06:42 AM

Result: A bottle cap.

Inserts: A comb.

s3v3ndust · 03-12-2008, 06:44 AM

Result - an empty bag of nacho cheese Doritos

Inserts - A cuban cigar

03-12-2008, 05:45 AM	#1
Expendable Grunt Join Date: Mar 2007 Mongolia Location: Hollywood, MD Posts: 3,657	Vending Machine Thread Haven't done one of these in ages, so I figure I'll start one here. To start this, you put in any 'item'. The next guy gives you a result, and he puts in his own item. Then repeat. Example: I put in a calculator. Result: You get the last digit of pi. To start: I put in a pencil.
	[DM]Cheomesh -- Clan Leader. I should have 200 posts more than it shows... Slayer of 2 spam bots! Aw dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

03-12-2008, 06:34 AM	#2
s3v3ndust Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 146	Result - A full novel of Cheo's own theory of relativity Inserts - An old dirty pair of camoflauge speedos
s3v3ndust Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 146

03-12-2008, 06:35 AM	#3
Expendable Grunt Join Date: Mar 2007 Mongolia Location: Hollywood, MD Posts: 3,657	Result: You get a laundry bill. Inserts: A spoon.
	[DM]Cheomesh -- Clan Leader. I should have 200 posts more than it shows... Slayer of 2 spam bots! Aw dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

03-12-2008, 06:37 AM	#4
s3v3ndust Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 146	Result - Your face splattered with mashed potatos Inserts - An old 200 pound air conditioner
s3v3ndust Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 146

03-12-2008, 06:38 AM	#5
Expendable Grunt Join Date: Mar 2007 Mongolia Location: Hollywood, MD Posts: 3,657	Result: You get out an engine block. Inserts: A nail.
	[DM]Cheomesh -- Clan Leader. I should have 200 posts more than it shows... Slayer of 2 spam bots! Aw dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

03-12-2008, 06:40 AM	#6
s3v3ndust Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 146	Result - A place on the wall to hang my coat Inserts - A pack of ketchup
s3v3ndust Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 146

03-12-2008, 06:41 AM	#8
s3v3ndust Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 146	Result - Opening and ending scene of Forrest Gump Inserts - A piece of gum
s3v3ndust Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 146

03-12-2008, 06:42 AM	#9
Expendable Grunt Join Date: Mar 2007 Mongolia Location: Hollywood, MD Posts: 3,657	Result: A bottle cap. Inserts: A comb.
	[DM]Cheomesh -- Clan Leader. I should have 200 posts more than it shows... Slayer of 2 spam bots! Aw dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

03-12-2008, 06:44 AM	#10
s3v3ndust Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 146	Result - an empty bag of nacho cheese Doritos Inserts - A cuban cigar
s3v3ndust Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 146

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