Chuck Norris, meet your maker.

eddie · 02-20-2008, 08:43 PM

I'm sure you've all no-doubt heard one of the many Chock Norris slogans, such as "Chuck Norris is never late, time better slow the F down". Well, here's the Kempster:
Ross Kemp's Homepage

Here's a few select statements, which are FACT:

In 1999, the "Kemp Accord" stated that Ross Kemp will never engage in warfare with earth, but will retaliate if provoked into conflict. It was signed by all nations of the world, but excludes San Francisco.

Ross Kemp never wears white which he believes to be the colour of surrender... and also the nation of France.

Whilst fighting with Mujahadeen in Afghanistan, Ross Kemp single-handedly defeated the Soviet Troops in one continuous week long battle, that resulted in the Russians retreating from Afghanistan.

Ross Kemp rained down a marauding killing spree on the French in a Blimp, because he hates France.

Aaaah, good stuff.

BloodBane611 · 02-21-2008, 01:38 AM

"Ross Kemp undoubtedly has a large penis"

ah that's fantastic!

Dr2B Rudd · 02-21-2008, 03:28 AM

wow some1 has too much time on their hands

Then again, so do I for looking

Kemp is cool, but norris is forever.

H3eadshot · 02-21-2008, 02:51 PM

Ross Kemp can temporarily cure impotency in all male species with a special combat technique.

Ross Kemp has a 720 degree feild of vision.

Ross Kemp's sperm are the size of tadpoles.

Lol

Fullforce · 02-21-2008, 03:07 PM

Hahahah.

If Ross Kemp were to be cloned, the earth would be thrown into a two-sided world conflict in which both Ross Kemp and Ross Kemp would be victorious.

Polka · 02-21-2008, 03:27 PM

Crazy Ivan and Boris > All.

[R-MOD]dunehunter · 02-21-2008, 03:37 PM

This...is...madness! *runs away screaming before El Chucko gets here*

02-20-2008, 08:43 PM	#1
eddie The [R-MOD]s' Poodle Join Date: May 2005 Location: Worcester, England Posts: 4,299	Chuck Norris, meet your maker. I'm sure you've all no-doubt heard one of the many Chock Norris slogans, such as "Chuck Norris is never late, time better slow the F down". Well, here's the Kempster: Ross Kemp's Homepage Here's a few select statements, which are FACT: In 1999, the "Kemp Accord" stated that Ross Kemp will never engage in warfare with earth, but will retaliate if provoked into conflict. It was signed by all nations of the world, but excludes San Francisco. Ross Kemp never wears white which he believes to be the colour of surrender... and also the nation of France. Whilst fighting with Mujahadeen in Afghanistan, Ross Kemp single-handedly defeated the Soviet Troops in one continuous week long battle, that resulted in the Russians retreating from Afghanistan. Ross Kemp rained down a marauding killing spree on the French in a Blimp, because he hates France. Aaaah, good stuff.
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02-21-2008, 01:38 AM	#2
BloodBane611 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NJ USA Posts: 2,406	"Ross Kemp undoubtedly has a large penis" ah that's fantastic!
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02-21-2008, 03:28 AM	#3
Dr2B Rudd Join Date: Aug 2007 United Kingdom Location: England, Lincs Posts: 3,864	wow some1 has too much time on their hands Then again, so do I for looking Kemp is cool, but norris is forever.
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02-21-2008, 02:51 PM	#4
H3eadshot Join Date: May 2007 United Kingdom Location: Edinburgh Posts: 834	Ross Kemp can temporarily cure impotency in all male species with a special combat technique. Ross Kemp has a 720 degree feild of vision. Ross Kemp's sperm are the size of tadpoles. Lol
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02-21-2008, 03:07 PM	#5
Fullforce Retired PR Developer Join Date: Oct 2005 United Kingdom Location: Bournemouth, UK Posts: 3,712	Hahahah. If Ross Kemp were to be cloned, the earth would be thrown into a two-sided world conflict in which both Ross Kemp and Ross Kemp would be victorious.
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02-21-2008, 03:27 PM	#6
Polka Join Date: Jul 2007 Russian federation Location: In your base killing ur "d00dz" Posts: 2,670	Crazy Ivan and Boris > All.

02-21-2008, 03:37 PM	#7
[R-MOD]dunehunter Forum Moderator Join Date: Dec 2006 Belgium Location: Belgium Posts: 5,289	This...is...madness! runs away screaming before El Chucko gets here
	Do you have a super handsome mate? (hugs and kisses KP)

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